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post 1656073783 02-12-2022, 03:51 PM
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I farted at the gym yesterday

It felt like a high-pitched cute fart, but I had my earphones in so I couldn't be sure. Didn't feel like Zeus throwing thunder bolts, more like a little mouse fart. I looked around, and saw a hairy beast at the water fountain near by. I had thought there were only chicks around. How did this guy sneak up on me? Anyway, I didn't get reported for sexual harassment. I also forgot my protein so it wasn't smelly. My general reek was of a dead game bird.
post 1656074083 02-12-2022, 03:59 PM
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post 1656074103 02-12-2022, 03:59 PM
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post 1656074113 02-12-2022, 03:59 PM
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inb4 bfdhwywny- oh wait
post 1656074173 02-12-2022, 04:00 PM
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Wow mental piss of chit
post 1656074483 02-12-2022, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
It felt like a high-pitched cute fart, but I had my earphones in so I couldn't be sure. Didn't feel like Zeus throwing thunder bolts, more like a little mouse fart. I looked around, and saw a hairy beast at the water fountain near by. I had thought there were only chicks around. How did this guy sneak up on me? Anyway, I didn't get reported for sexual harassment. I also forgot my protein so it wasn't smelly. My general reek was of a dead game bird.
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post 1656074533 02-12-2022, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
It felt like a high-pitched cute fart, but I had my earphones in so I couldn't be sure. Didn't feel like Zeus throwing thunder bolts, more like a little mouse fart. I looked around, and saw a hairy beast at the water fountain near by. I had thought there were only chicks around. How did this guy sneak up on me? Anyway, I didn't get reported for sexual harassment. I also forgot my protein so it wasn't smelly. My general reek was of a dead game bird.
where's the new bikini pics you promised?
post 1656074893 02-12-2022, 04:14 PM
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Now Snails has passed this is what we are left with.
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post 1656101143 02-13-2022, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted By BigNik78⏩
Boner ruined.

I aim to please, sir. It was no problem at all.
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where's the new bikini pics you promised?
well it's been so long since my last shave that I realized I'd have to use the weed whacker to do a rough cut. Can't get the darn thing started.
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Now Snails has passed this is what we are left with.
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post 1656101233 02-13-2022, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
It felt like a high-pitched cute fart, but I had my earphones in so I couldn't be sure. Didn't feel like Zeus throwing thunder bolts, more like a little mouse fart. I looked around, and saw a hairy beast at the water fountain near by. I had thought there were only chicks around. How did this guy sneak up on me? Anyway, I didn't get reported for sexual harassment. I also forgot my protein so it wasn't smelly. My general reek was of a dead game bird.
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post 1656101503 02-13-2022, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
My general reek was of a dead game bird.
I can only get so hard
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post 1656101563 02-13-2022, 07:20 AM
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post 1656102113 02-13-2022, 07:37 AM
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strong everything



including the smells
post 1656102473 02-13-2022, 07:50 AM
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post 1656102573 02-13-2022, 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
strong everything



including the smells
I bet she has a hairy 80's gooch.
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post 1656107123 02-13-2022, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I bet she has a hairy 80's gooch.
I swear I'm going to trim one of these days. I keep putting it off and my excuse is the covid.
post 1656107153 02-13-2022, 09:22 AM
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post 1656107283 02-13-2022, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
strong everything



including the smells
I was like a pungent fart that had no quit. I mean, woah.
post 1656107893 02-13-2022, 09:36 AM
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Let me get this straight - in all likelihood, you're a bottom-feeding, basement dwelling incel male with zero hobbies or passion in life who larps as a woman on a dying gay indian bodybuilding forum and you willingly choose to create threads about how you release 'cute' pungent musk-bombs in a gym around hairy male bears?



Humans are definitely unique, fascinating organisms.
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post 1656108823 02-13-2022, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Let me get this straight - in all likelihood, you're a bottom-feeding, basement dwelling incel male with zero hobbies or passion in life who larps as a woman on a dying gay indian bodybuilding forum and you willingly choose to create threads about how you release 'cute' pungent musk-bombs in a gym around hairy male bears?



Humans are definitely unique, fascinating organisms.
The thing that freaks me out about the male bear dude was that I wouldn't have farted if I hadn't pegged him as a chick from the corner of my eye. How in fukks name did I take that dude to be a chick?
post 1656108973 02-13-2022, 09:54 AM
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should have captured it in a bottle and sold it online for $200
post 1656112803 02-13-2022, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
should have captured it in a bottle and sold it online for $200
wincel offered me $5 for a fart video but he had no intention of paying me. When I was a kid, farts used to mean something.
post 1656113063 02-13-2022, 11:07 AM
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Gonna need a pic of the fart, otherwise I don't believe you.


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post 1656113233 02-13-2022, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By GODself⏩
Gonna need a pic of the fart, otherwise I don't believe you.


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post 1656113273 02-13-2022, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
.....
and here we go they released this guy.
post 1656115703 02-13-2022, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
Got damn I'm fine.
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