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post 1656294223 02-16-2022, 09:43 AM
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The feeling of knowing you're gettin this at end of day!!! (text from wife) (pic) 2



OP deleted thread because ???

Thunderpants dealt the final blow by calling her a slampig. Thread removed 3.5 minutes later.

Lets continue here

OP you still text like a fuking window licker and your wife? A slampig with no respect for your furniture. Absolutely completely and utterly fuking disgusting that she would put her feet up on the sofa like that with shoes on. You both make me sick to my stomach.
post 1656294313 02-16-2022, 09:45 AM
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are you ok, OP
post 1656294333 02-16-2022, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By volleys⏩
are you ok, OP
I'm good brah ty, just bored in work.
post 1656294393 02-16-2022, 09:46 AM
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Sloot looks good need to see face though
post 1656294473 02-16-2022, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
Sloot looks good need to see face though
She looks like she needs lessons in managing the fridge contents and respecting the general household furniture.
post 1656294563 02-16-2022, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
Sloot looks good need to see face though
This, looks prime HTC
post 1656294593 02-16-2022, 09:49 AM
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know these feels and I must say it feelsjohngoodman.jpeg

getting home after a really long day to find your wife dressed up a bit and blows you on the couch before dinner

bachelor-cels will never know these feels.
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post 1656294633 02-16-2022, 09:50 AM
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Where is the pic OP?
post 1656294663 02-16-2022, 09:51 AM
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Uh oh
post 1656294673 02-16-2022, 09:51 AM
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I deleted it cause didn't feel like she should be disrespected like that, but here you go. I didn't know me and my wife were living rent free in your head boy. Fukin lol

And if your girl is so much better let's see a pic?
post 1656294823 02-16-2022, 09:53 AM
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Imagine being so jelly of OP, you become OP - albeit in title only - to vent your frustrations through the perpetuation of your jealous projections

OP is sexually repressed.
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post 1656294883 02-16-2022, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
Imagine being so jelly of OP, you become OP - albeit in title only - to vent your frustrations through the perpetuation of your jealous projections

OP is sexually repressed.
Lol like I said in the last thread my gf mogs his fat wife brah.
post 1656294903 02-16-2022, 09:54 AM
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Looks like she could have a phat ass!
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Looks like she’s got that glow.
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post 1656294963 02-16-2022, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
I deleted it cause didn't feel like she should be disrespected like that, but here you go. I didn't know me and my wife were living rent free in your head boy. Fukin lol

And if your girl is so much better let's see a pic?
Thought this was a thread by OP. Negged OP for you cuz callout threads like this are beyond pathetic. You are welcome good sir.
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post 1656294973 02-16-2022, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
I deleted it cause didn't feel like she should be disrespected like that, but here you go. I didn't know me and my wife were living rent free in your head boy. Fukin lol

And if your girl is so much better let's see a pic?
Lol, disrespected and the Misc go hand in hand. Especially in a gloating thread. If there’s any little thing that can be criticised, it will.
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
I deleted it cause didn't feel like she should be disrespected like that, but here you go. I didn't know me and my wife were living rent free in your head boy. Fukin lol

And if your girl is so much better let's see a pic?
Would rep you but I'm all out brah. She looks fukn great. Love those pigtails. Nothing like getting a BJ from the wifey after a long, hard days work making bank and providing for the family. Bachelorcells will never know these feels.

EDIT: Gotchu mane
post 1656295033 02-16-2022, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Lol like I said in the last thread my gf mogs his fat wife brah.
And yet here you are... goo goo ga ga over OG OP's woman all because you haven't gotten a text like this in years.

pathetic.
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Lol like I said in the last thread my gf mogs his fat wife brah.
Lets see some pics
post 1656295073 02-16-2022, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Thought this was a thread by OP. Negged OP for you cuz callout threads like this are beyond pathetic. You are welcome good sir.
This is misc. Grow a pair you professional soy sampler.
post 1656295093 02-16-2022, 09:56 AM
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Lucas5814 again.
post 1656295333 02-16-2022, 09:59 AM
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feet pics pls
post 1656295593 02-16-2022, 10:04 AM
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This is the Misc after all, a guy bragging about his wife saying she'll suck his dink with texts that make it sound like she bribes him with sex ("cash in") is definitely going to receive some ribbing. Not sure why some of you have such sandy vaginas over it.
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Don’t get me wrong I think she looks great (tried to rep the op but on recharge), but she’d get a Sean Connery style backhand from me for putting her shoes on the couch



That being said just lol @ the op of this thread

Prepare for negs if no pics of your supposed hotter Latvian girlfriend
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Op is a pha gott.

Prolly has a pocket pennis he jams up his kunt.
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Lol like I said in the last thread my gf mogs his fat wife brah.
still no pic...
post 1656296353 02-16-2022, 10:16 AM
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so who am I negging??
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
so who am I negging??
Let the bombs fall where they may!
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
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*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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To be fair I did not intend for the slampig moniker to be an insult rather I was simply using it to segue into my point regarding the high likelihood that soon after completing her oral efforts she would be bombarding the nearest toilet with a gaggle of olfactory obliterating caboose cobras that would require several hours of aggressive plungering that would probably not completely address the clogged toilet issue but would leave this gentleman exhausted with his my other identity is a level 43 paladin tshirt pulled up over his nose
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