Meg's Accountability Thread

02-16-2022, 02:51 PM

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Meg's Accountability Thread

Dear Diary,
Well Misc, its seems I love y'all beyond all reason. The time has come for me to try to be my best. I mentioned in another thread that nothing makes me feel like a princess more than when I get to work out at the gym. (To which one miscer hilariously replied "we all feel like princesses after benching a few hundred pounds.") I want more consistency, I want to really transform this body. I want to look like those instagram fitness chicks.

*adventure music, hair blowing gently in the wind like Fabio*
So thusly, I begin my valorous quest for a bigger ass. To that end, I will be holding myself accountable by updating y'all.
There used to be a fitness journal section, but I can't find it. Anyway, here I go.

2/16
Does MegaSloot deserve a cinnamon roll?
No, she didn't work out.

But she ate it anyway.

02-16-2022, 02:53 PM

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02-16-2022, 02:55 PM

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02-16-2022, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted By Better

No wonder you poop.

Who told you these lies? Fukkin slander!

02-16-2022, 02:57 PM

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02-16-2022, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted By Better

No wonder you poop, you disgusting whore.

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02-16-2022, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted By messomi⏩

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Yes. And so much more. I was thinking about buying this shirt from amazon that had a button one could press and then hear one's theme music. You know for when I make my entrance into the gym. I could make it into a thing.

02-16-2022, 03:00 PM

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OP, you are gollumpuss gadabout. Your failure is guaranteed because of your rattlecap poltroonery.

02-16-2022, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩

Yes. And so much more. I was thinking about buying this shirt from amazon that had a button one could press and then hear one's theme music. You know for when I make my entrance into the gym. I could make it into a thing.

easy gig ---->> start selling your used underwear.

you probably have 2 potential costumers already in this thread.

02-16-2022, 03:02 PM

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Bikini pics soon to come. These will be the "before" shots. They're not awful, but I totally lack definition. I know as a natty I can't really expect much, but I do expect more than what I have. My issue is my absolutely piss poor gym attendance. It's 100% my fault. I look forward to shaming the hell out of myself until I get my lazy ass into SHAPE. arg.

02-16-2022, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩

Bikini pics soon to come. These will be the "before" shots. They're not awful, but I totally lack definition. I know as a natty I can't really expect much, but I do expect more than what I have. My issue is my absolutely piss poor gym attendance. It's 100% my fault. I look forward to shaming the hell out of myself until I get my lazy ass into SHAPE. arg.

every time you miss the gym, you'll have to do 100 dildo squats holding that day's newspaper as proof

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02-16-2022, 03:08 PM

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Glute spread pls.

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02-16-2022, 03:08 PM

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In to support Meg, and neg if necessary.

I do the same thing for Gary.

Damn

02-16-2022, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩

Bikini pics soon to come.

445/340/545

02-16-2022, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩

OP, you are gollumpuss gadabout. Your failure is guaranteed because of your rattlecap poltroonery.

Them is fighin' words ye grog smellin bilge rat!

Originally Posted By messomi⏩

easy gig ---->> start selling your used underwear.

you probably have 2 potential costumers already in this thread.

Imagine the lawsuits when they get their undies and then take a big sniff, only to be knocked out cold for days.

Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩

Do plyometrics and deadlifts

I have a box. I also found another bar that is a hexagon shape that I might try for deadlifts. Also regular deadlifts are cool too.

02-16-2022, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted By Better

every time you miss the gym, you'll have to do 100 dildo squats holding that day's newspaper as proof

Hoe Lee Fukk. What have I gotten myself into.

YOU'RE ON!

One year from now:
These abs will be shredded.
I will be doing pull ups unassisted. (I have some kind of fixation on the lats)
I'll double my current squat weight.

02-16-2022, 03:18 PM

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02-16-2022, 03:21 PM

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02-16-2022, 03:21 PM

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02-16-2022, 03:22 PM

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OP have you considered entering the jarred farts market now that the other girl has retired due to intestinal bloating?

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02-16-2022, 03:23 PM

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I thought megasloot was a tranny?

02-16-2022, 03:35 PM

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This thread will crash and burn about as quickly as your "snails died and I feel bad so I'm going to try and be nice now" thread

02-16-2022, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩

Hoe Lee Fukk. What have I gotten myself into.

YOU'RE ON!

One year from now:
These abs will be shredded.
I will be doing pull ups unassisted. (I have some kind of fixation on the lats)
I'll double my current squat weight.

I expect proof DMed every time you fail.

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02-16-2022, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

I'm hypersexual and I cant lift because I want to stick my dik in the plate holes

Lmao

02-16-2022, 03:40 PM

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02-16-2022, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩

Dear Diary,
Well Misc, its seems I love y'all beyond all reason. The time has come for me to try to be my best. I mentioned in another thread that nothing makes me feel like a princess more than when I get to work out at the gym. (To which one miscer hilariously replied "we all feel like princesses after benching a few hundred pounds.") I want more consistency, I want to really transform this body. I want to look like those instagram fitness chicks.

*adventure music, hair blowing gently in the wind like Fabio*
So thusly, I begin my valorous quest for a bigger ass. To that end, I will be holding myself accountable by updating y'all.
There used to be a fitness journal section, but I can't find it. Anyway, here I go.

2/16
Does MegaSloot deserve a cinnamon roll?
No, she didn't work out.

But she ate it anyway.

where are booty pics

how we supposed to know if u make any gains

*Toronto Misc Crew*

02-16-2022, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩

Dear Diary,
Well Misc, its seems I love y'all beyond all reason. The time has come for me to try to be my best. I mentioned in another thread that nothing makes me feel like a princess more than when I get to work out at the gym. (To which one miscer hilariously replied "we all feel like princesses after benching a few hundred pounds.") I want more consistency, I want to really transform this body. I want to look like those instagram fitness chicks.

*adventure music, hair blowing gently in the wind like Fabio*
So thusly, I begin my valorous quest for a bigger ass. To that end, I will be holding myself accountable by updating y'all.
There used to be a fitness journal section, but I can't find it. Anyway, here I go.

2/16
Does MegaSloot deserve a cinnamon roll?
No, she didn't work out.

But she ate it anyway.

where's the new bikini pics?

02-16-2022, 03:55 PM

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if you really want to grow your ass then make sure to do heavy RDLS and Kas glute bridges and deep controlled squat movements

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02-17-2022, 07:24 PM

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Cliffs: MegaSloot had crazy naked sex (CNS) with some guy in a blue shirt.

Dear Diary,
As I finished my farm chores, the sky was growing dark with storm clouds and the wind was blowing everything around. A damn tornado watch was declared. But I promised 100 dick squats if I came up with another excuse. And then I realized that that may have meant squats with weight, not just the bar. So I girded my loins and saddled my lazy pancake ass and managed to only be fifteen minutes late.
The visit was incredible. All four parts of the work out were achieved.
The reason this work out thing is such a big deal is that if my focus is my own bodily achievements, then I can gain a sense of lasting success and control over my own happiness.
Meg

Cardio – 25 of 25 possible
Weights – 40 of 50 possible
Pool or basketball- 10 out of 15 possible points
Nutrition 6 out of 10

Total score 81, B-