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post 1656539753 02-20-2022, 01:53 PM
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The most bullchit professions

Veternarians.


I have spent unholy amounts of money on these douchebags in my lifetime. They are fine for basic maintenance pet care, but you're royally fukked if you expect anything beyond that from them. You'll spend many thousands of dollars per pet on them just for them to tell you you're fukked when push comes to shove. And no one ever has to answer for anything when they fukk up.
post 1656539863 02-20-2022, 01:55 PM
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post 1656540443 02-20-2022, 02:04 PM
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Meh. Every time I’ve had to go they have always been helpful. I think this is too blanket of a judgement.
post 1656540593 02-20-2022, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By ymer
Misc moderator.

Create alts to push whatever their overlords command them to in order to push the NWO.
It would be a fun hypothesis, but I'm pretty sure misc mods do it voluntarily. Their payment is having mod status and rep power. Hence why only a very select few who still care about this chithole continue to do it in their spare time.
post 1656541093 02-20-2022, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7
It would be a fun hypothesis, but I'm pretty sure misc mods do it voluntarily. Their payment is having mod status and rep power. Hence why only a very select few who still care about this chithole continue to do it in their spare time.
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post 1656541383 02-20-2022, 02:20 PM
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>be me
>have a dog
>be the dog
>have pancreatitis
>Clear symptoms, very obvious
>be the emergency vet
>ask me if I would like to do a $700.00 blood test to see what is causing the symptoms
>be me again
>let's just do the $10 pancreatitis test, then see what happens
>it is pancreatitis
>still being me
>check receipt when get to car
>$700.00 for a blood test that was not completed

Obviously I went back in side and handled that chit. I assume they do chit like that to everyone. It is a shame too, the chicks that work there are pretty cute.
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post 1656542703 02-20-2022, 02:39 PM
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Anyone in the entertainment industry
post 1656542753 02-20-2022, 02:40 PM
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K-8 teachers

the dumbest fuking idiots on god's green earth and everyone who has ever been on a date knows it
post 1656542783 02-20-2022, 02:41 PM
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Congressman
post 1656542813 02-20-2022, 02:41 PM
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All medicine is quackery
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post 1656542913 02-20-2022, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish
All medicine is quackery
how long do you plan to live? srs
post 1656543023 02-20-2022, 02:44 PM
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Anything with “liaison” in the title. BRB forwarding emails or collecting work products of others and acting like you’ve done a bunch of work.
post 1656543103 02-20-2022, 02:45 PM
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Personal investors. Numerous studies have been done proving that they don't beat index funds. Just lol at anyone who pays them to manage their investments. Sad thing is they make a lot doing it.
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post 1656543173 02-20-2022, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing
k-8 teachers

the dumbest fuking idiots on god's green earth and everyone who has ever been on a date knows it
this.
post 1656543773 02-20-2022, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7
Veternarians.


I have spent unholy amounts of money on these douchebags in my lifetime. They are fine for basic maintenance pet care, but you're royally fukked if you expect anything beyond that from them. You'll spend many thousands of dollars per pet on them just for them to tell you you're fukked when push comes to shove. And no one ever has to answer for anything when they fukk up.
yep,
had a dog break a toe approx 10 years ago.
All they would do to help was pain killers and they wanted $300+, just for pain killers. (That's just going off memory, it might have been even more).

Of course I said no and left.
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post 1656544893 02-20-2022, 03:14 PM
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then stop going to the vet so ****ing much other than annual checkups / needed shots

here is what my coworkers do
dog is sick, brb $500 vet visit, brb complain about cost and all they got were pills

me
dog sick, wait 2 weeks, dog is better
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post 1656545093 02-20-2022, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing
K-8 teachers

the dumbest fuking idiots on god's green earth and everyone who has ever been on a date knows it
Explain. Do they try to teach you like a child ro something?
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