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post 1656945383 02-26-2022, 01:07 PM
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You think a chick would be offended if you used a dental dam?

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post 1656945573 02-26-2022, 01:11 PM
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The fuk is a dental dam?
post 1656945613 02-26-2022, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Leannoodle⏩
The fuk is a dental dam?
came in to post this
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post 1656945823 02-26-2022, 01:14 PM
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post 1656945873 02-26-2022, 01:15 PM
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I don’t eat the puss
The misc is full of a bunch of simp ****ots
post 1656946093 02-26-2022, 01:18 PM
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lol was not awareeditoh wrong thing no hole

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post 1656948903 02-26-2022, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Leannoodle⏩
The fuk is a dental dam?
Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
came in to post this
Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Why would you do that?
i wouldnt but im curious if they'd be offended
Originally Posted By DivineMasculine⏩
I don’t eat the puss
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post 1656949063 02-26-2022, 02:10 PM
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What in the phuck... is that some dark ages safe sex chit?
post 1656949373 02-26-2022, 02:14 PM
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post 1656949543 02-26-2022, 02:16 PM
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just put a condom on your tongue

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post 1656956563 02-26-2022, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By TheTwilightZone⏩
You should probably rethink your sexual practices if you're a man who carries around a dental dam lol....
what about a female condom?
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post 1656957883 02-26-2022, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By DandyDink⏩
what about a female condom?
I see 3 issues with both;

1. Yeah you are kinda implying they're dirty/potentially std infested.

2. Dental dams in particular look like you'd be trying to hold a bit of cling film (Serran wrap in the US?) over that area while performing oral .. not easy.

3. They would taste of rubber/latex, not pleasant. Even if they flavour them, they'd taste like fruity rubber/latex.


However this is def a pertinent subject, given hpv etc.
Simple minds need simple answers.
post 1656958053 02-26-2022, 04:37 PM
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I remember hearing about this in sex ed back in high school. They also recommended we get our dinks suckled with a condom on (lol)
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post 1656963563 02-26-2022, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Maatkarah⏩
I see 3 issues with both;

1. Yeah you are kinda implying they're dirty/potentially std infested.

2. Dental dams in particular look like you'd be trying to hold a bit of cling film (Serran wrap in the US?) over that area while performing oral .. not easy.

3. They would taste of rubber/latex, not pleasant. Even if they flavour them, they'd taste like fruity rubber/latex.


However this is def a pertinent subject, given hpv etc.
valid points. i just think it's interesting that dental dams and female condoms never get talked about.
Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I remember hearing about this in sex ed back in high school. They also recommended we get our dinks suckled with a condom on (lol)
lol dude you ever get a blowie with a condom (non whore)?


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post 1656963893 02-26-2022, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
Some random guy I met in vegas was telling us about how he ate a prostitute out with a shower cap from the hotel room. LOL

But for a normal girl, yea, I think they would be offended. I've never even seen them for sale in the condom aisle.
You can buy them at the grocery store. They're usually labeled as saran wrap for some odd reason. (Ded fkn Srs)
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post 1656985253 02-27-2022, 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
Some random guy I met in vegas was telling us about howhe ate a prostitute out with a shower cap from the hotel room. LOL

But for a normal girl, yea, I think they would be offended. I've never even seen them for sale in the condom aisle.
looooooool

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If I was dating a girl who even knew what a female condom or dental dam was and asked for one I'd say No Thanks Jeff and kick her out immediately.

She'd probably expect you to shower before and after sex too. Dated a girl once who literally would run to the bathroom right away to either brush her teeth or clean out her hole - after I'd nutted in her. It was a total turnoff that she would suck my dink and let me blow in her mouth but then thought it was dirty.
post 1657001523 02-27-2022, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
If I was dating a girl who even knew what a female condom or dental dam was and asked for one I'd say No Thanks Jeff and kick her out immediately.

She'd probably expect you to shower before and after sex too. Dated a girl once who literally would run to the bathroom right away to either brush her teeth or clean out her hole - after I'd nutted in her. It was a total turnoff that she would suck my dink and let me blow in her mouth but then thought it was dirty.
lmao but isnt that nice that she did it for you? even tho she didnt like the taste or the drips n hr later from a creampie......she did it for you
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post 1657001853 02-27-2022, 11:20 AM
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She's gonna subconsciously think you're a bish for sticking your mouth down there either way so who cares
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