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post 1657111463 03-01-2022, 04:38 AM
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I finally had sex with a dude, and I'm never going back srs

So it finally happened.

Matched a hot twinkerbell on tinder looking for DL dudes.

I went over there and we played some vidya for a bit then layed on the bed watching movies, he then stripped to his undies and spooned me, and started to suck my cawk. It was incredible.

He put the condom on me then straddled me reverse cowgirl style, rubbing my cawk up and down his crack, when he finally inserted the tip it felt so amazing I almost came right there.


Then I pounced his right Twink butt, it was so tight and warm, so much better than loose female poosay.

Honestly never going back to sex with females again
post 1657111563 03-01-2022, 04:40 AM
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This is very unsettling
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post 1657111623 03-01-2022, 04:43 AM
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i can't fap to this
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post 1657111663 03-01-2022, 04:44 AM
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im telling you most of lgbt is basically people that gave up - females go lesbian & males go gay and tranny
post 1657111753 03-01-2022, 04:45 AM
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but was he a power bottom tho
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post 1657111763 03-01-2022, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted By Earl-hickey⏩
So it finally happened.

Matched a hot twinkerbell on tinder looking for DL dudes.

I went over there and we played some vidya for a bit then layed on the bed watching movies, he then stripped to his undies and spooned me, and started to suck my cawk. It was incredible. Then I pounced his right Twink butt, it was so tight and warm, so much better than loose female poosay.

Honestly never going back to sex with females again
did you cum inside of his ass and watch it ooze out? are you his 'slut master' now?
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post 1657111833 03-01-2022, 04:49 AM
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post 1657112033 03-01-2022, 04:56 AM
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post 1657112053 03-01-2022, 04:57 AM
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More and more men are waking up to how awesome men are.

-masculine glow lasts far longer than feminine glow
-if you get attacked you're more likely to survive with another dude instead of a useless woman
-equal intelligence so more interesting conversations
post 1657112093 03-01-2022, 04:59 AM
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sounds gay
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post 1657112153 03-01-2022, 05:00 AM
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No pics?

Also strooooong thread.
post 1657112193 03-01-2022, 05:02 AM
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Did he have nice tits tho? If I learned anything from Madvilliany threads is that if they are trannies it's not gay
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post 1657112243 03-01-2022, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
No pics?

Also strooooong thread.
post 1657112293 03-01-2022, 05:06 AM
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OP is unironically a massive homosexual.
post 1657112313 03-01-2022, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Earl-hickey⏩
wow that's a grade B twink if i've ever seen one

Are you planning on having unprotected sex in the future? You must have an urge to leave your 'mark' inside of another person. To give him your genetic signature via Horizontal Gene Transfer.
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post 1657112353 03-01-2022, 05:08 AM
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Everyone ITT posting their comments with a raging boner

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post 1657112433 03-01-2022, 05:14 AM
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I would assume getting low effort casual sex, as a homo, must be easy as fuk. Also, since they aren't sloots they probably typically have better personalities and whatnot.

The whole banging dudes part though...that's not it man.
post 1657112483 03-01-2022, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
I would assume getting low effort casual sex, as a homo, must be easy as fuk. Also, since they aren't sloots they probably typically have better personalities and whatnot.

The whole banging dudes part though...that's not it man.
yeah it's common for sexually active gay men to have sex with multiple partners ON THE DAILY.

Like you meet somebody on a gay hook up app (Grindr, etc) and you bang him (or get banged) on your lunch break and then you come back and work, and then do it again after work, and then before sleep as well.

Heck some gay dudes are up at 6AM banging randoms in parks during their morning jog, really taking care of business.

It's a crazy world once you are initiated.
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post 1657112503 03-01-2022, 05:18 AM
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Negged for *******ry
post 1657112533 03-01-2022, 05:19 AM
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post 1657112543 03-01-2022, 05:19 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
Everyone ITT posting their comments with a raging boner

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I had one but now it's gone. Leaving satisfied.
post 1657112593 03-01-2022, 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted By PapaPrime⏩
I had one but now it's gone. Leaving satisfied.
Post nut posts

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post 1657112603 03-01-2022, 05:22 AM
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Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Negged for *******ry
Closeted homosexual detected.

It's alright if you wanna gargle big donkey dicks, bud. Don't fight it.

It's obvious based on your post that you're interested in taking stiff shaft up your ass.
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post 1657112863 03-01-2022, 05:31 AM
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Oh dear.

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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
yeah it's common for sexually active gay men to have sex with multiple partners ON THE DAILY.

Like you meet somebody on a gay hook up app (Grindr, etc) and you bang him (or get banged) on your lunch break and then you come back and work, and then do it again after work, and then before sleep as well.

Heck some gay dudes are up at 6AM banging randoms in parks during their morning jog, really taking care of business.

It's a crazy world once you are initiated.
This is oddly specific. When we’re you initiated? How many times a day are you getting Uber meats delivered?
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post 1657112913 03-01-2022, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
yeah it's common for sexually active gay men to have sex with multiple partners ON THE DAILY.

Like you meet somebody on a gay hook up app (Grindr, etc) and you bang him (or get banged) on your lunch break and then you come back and work, and then do it again after work, and then before sleep as well.

Heck some gay dudes are up at 6AM banging randoms in parks during their morning jog, really taking care of business.

It's a crazy world once you are initiated.
Of course they are - and my name is Jeff f*cking Bezos and I've just bought a four hundred million dollar gigayacht.


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post 1657112933 03-01-2022, 05:34 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
Everyone ITT posting their comments with a raging boner

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Was hard before I opened the thread

Even harder after the pic
I'm back, bitches!
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