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03-07-2022, 01:35 PM
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Company Offers Employees Pods to Masturbate In, Complete With VR Headsets!
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A company has taken the unusual step of offering their employees pods to masturbate in while at work as an employee benefit – which is usually things like a dental plan or free coffee.
The Cyprus-based adult website Stripchat installed four pods for its 200 employees and will allow them 30-minute paid breaks during work hours to make use of the pods (aka to jack it). The decision to install the pods was made to help employees cope with the stress of the COVID-19 pandemic. With 200 employees sharing the four pods, they may not have assessed the stress and awkwardness involved in queuing at work for onanism.
The pods, which look like large futuristic balls, are equipped with 4K screens, Oculus Quest VR headsets, tissues, and a comfortable chair to masturbate in. It will also not be BYOL, as lube will be provided by the employer.
Surprisingly, the company is not the first to offer masturbation breaks. Last year, Erika Lust Films, who employs 36 members of staff, began letting staff have 30-minute masturbation breaks, again due to the agitation people were feeling during the pandemic. This company went more low-tech, offering a "masturbation station" rather than a high-tech ball in which you can crank one out.
"With the pandemic and the huge shift in how we live our lives, I began to notice that my employees had become somewhat agitated and were performing with less energy than before," owner Erika Lust said at the time.
"So, knowing that there's only one thing that will make everyone feel good, I've set up a private masturbation station for them to enjoy."
The head of communications at the firm suggested that the break could actually benefit the employer, too.
"Picture this: a team of happy employees with their creative juices flowing and being productive because they've had some time scheduled to make themselves feel good," she said. "A masturbation break at work can result in more focus from your employees, less aggression, more productivity and better teamwork."
With some studies suggesting that orgasms have health benefits ranging from clearing a stuffy nose to reducing prostate cancer risk, these masturbation breaks might have even more effects than just stress relief.
The Cyprus-based adult website Stripchat installed four pods for its 200 employees and will allow them 30-minute paid breaks during work hours to make use of the pods (aka to jack it). The decision to install the pods was made to help employees cope with the stress of the COVID-19 pandemic. With 200 employees sharing the four pods, they may not have assessed the stress and awkwardness involved in queuing at work for onanism.
The pods, which look like large futuristic balls, are equipped with 4K screens, Oculus Quest VR headsets, tissues, and a comfortable chair to masturbate in. It will also not be BYOL, as lube will be provided by the employer.
Surprisingly, the company is not the first to offer masturbation breaks. Last year, Erika Lust Films, who employs 36 members of staff, began letting staff have 30-minute masturbation breaks, again due to the agitation people were feeling during the pandemic. This company went more low-tech, offering a "masturbation station" rather than a high-tech ball in which you can crank one out.
"With the pandemic and the huge shift in how we live our lives, I began to notice that my employees had become somewhat agitated and were performing with less energy than before," owner Erika Lust said at the time.
"So, knowing that there's only one thing that will make everyone feel good, I've set up a private masturbation station for them to enjoy."
The head of communications at the firm suggested that the break could actually benefit the employer, too.
"Picture this: a team of happy employees with their creative juices flowing and being productive because they've had some time scheduled to make themselves feel good," she said. "A masturbation break at work can result in more focus from your employees, less aggression, more productivity and better teamwork."
With some studies suggesting that orgasms have health benefits ranging from clearing a stuffy nose to reducing prostate cancer risk, these masturbation breaks might have even more effects than just stress relief.
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03-07-2022, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By kovalchuk71⏩
They must all have women working there. Most guys after they finish off just want to chill out or take a nap. LOL at thinking by letting people crank it at work that they'll be more productive. Should have offered a bang booth.Official MISC Coffee Drinkers V2 thread:
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03-07-2022, 01:40 PM
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"Creative juices flowing"
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03-07-2022, 01:43 PM
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03-07-2022, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
A lot of musty residue from sweaty fat rolls and underboob sweat, I'd imagine.Imagine the smells.....
Among other types of "residue".
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03-07-2022, 02:13 PM
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03-07-2022, 02:44 PM
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Imagine w@nking in a phone box after 5 other people have 🤦♂️💀
03-07-2022, 02:53 PM
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03-07-2022, 02:54 PM
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Where do I fill out an application
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03-07-2022, 02:56 PM
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03-07-2022, 03:02 PM
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03-07-2022, 03:02 PM
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03-07-2022, 03:03 PM
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this is crazy.
I've been doing it for years without a special pod
I've been doing it for years without a special pod
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03-07-2022, 03:15 PM
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-200 employees
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Been busting nuts at work to imagination and then my iPod touch for 15+ years now
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
Also thisthis is crazy.
I've been doing it for years without a special pod
I've been doing it for years without a special pod
Been busting nuts at work to imagination and then my iPod touch for 15+ years now
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03-07-2022, 03:33 PM
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Honestly cranking one out in a nice clean chitter seems more sanitary.
Ib4 I got herpes from the masturbation pod at work excuses.
I guess the bulldozed portapotty story adds a new layer to that tho.
Ib4 I got herpes from the masturbation pod at work excuses.
I guess the bulldozed portapotty story adds a new layer to that tho.
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