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Thread: ITT: Tell an anti-joke.

post 1657540683 03-08-2022, 05:29 AM
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ITT: Tell an anti-joke.

Q. Why aren't there any aspirin in the jungle?



A. Because there is a lack of appropriate investment by medical companies and no collaboration between relevant bodies like the UN and global charities, because it would not be economically viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1657540793 03-08-2022, 05:35 AM
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Q: Why is OP a ****ot?

A: Because he enjoys sucking literal miles of cawk.
"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

See OptimusTrajan' sig
post 1657540863 03-08-2022, 05:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Q. Why aren't there any aspirin in the jungle?



A. Because there is a lack of appropriate investment by medical companies and no collaboration between relevant bodies like the UN and global charities, because it would not be economically viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
post 1657541153 03-08-2022, 05:48 AM
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Why is OP a phegget?


First of all, it’s homosexual. Phegget is derogatory. It is perfectly acceptable in today’s society and maybe he was born that way.
post 1657541203 03-08-2022, 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
I asked a girl to meet me at the gym but she didn't show up. I guess we aren't going to work out.
That's a lame joke, not an anti-joke. There's an appreciable difference. Another example:


Knock knock.


Who's there?


The police, maam. I'm afraid your husband has passed away in a motor vehicle accident. You have our deepest condolences.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1657541623 03-08-2022, 06:01 AM
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Knock-knock

Who's there?

a serial killer

"a serial killer" who?

Jeffrey Dahmer

Cook the man some eggs!
post 1657541893 03-08-2022, 06:10 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
Knock-knock

Who's there?

a serial killer

"a serial killer" who?

Jeffrey Dahmer

Also would have accepted:

(Dahmer) I like my women how I like my coffee.


Oh really, how?


Ground up and in the freezer.
Originally Posted By MiscMathematician⏩
Let me try again.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender shoots the horse, goes home and helps his son with his homework, but he couldn't find his son. Upon reflecting, it wasn't a horse that walked into the bar, it was his maid. His maid looked like a horse. Then the bartender realized he didn't yet have a child, and that his maid was still pregnant with his son. The bartender was on bath salts.
Also would have accepted:


A horse walks into a bar. The patrons of the bar act surprised, some laugh, then the management call animal control who promptly remove the horse from the premises. A nearby farm promises to reinforce its fencing to prevent a future recurrence.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1657542163 03-08-2022, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Also would have accepted:

(Dahmer) I like my women how I like my coffee.


Oh really, how?


Ground up and in the freezer.


.
fkn idiot Dahmer was a homosexual and only killed men
post 1657542243 03-08-2022, 06:21 AM
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A jew, a mexican and black guy walk into a bar.

They get shot because it was 2pm on a Sunday and the owner was only there to grab a few things from his office and the 3 were attempting to rob him. Now the owner will most likely be bankrupted by legal battles and is going to lose his bar and possibly go to jail for life because the bar is in a Democratic run, liberal state and he had no cameras in the bar set up and there were no witnesses to back up his side of the story. None of the men died and they were only armed with knives, when they broke the side door and entered the clearly closed bar, but there were no signs of struggle on the white bar owner. Twitter & MSM have pretty much ruined his and his bars reputation and he is currently awaiting trial being held in the county jail, while the 3 men were treated for their wounds and released on bail, which was paid by an anonymous source, after only being charged with minor trespassing infractions.
post 1657543533 03-08-2022, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Q. Why aren't there any aspirin in the jungle?



A. Because there is a lack of appropriate investment by medical companies and no collaboration between relevant bodies like the UN and global charities, because it would not be economically viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
post 1657543753 03-08-2022, 06:59 AM
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Lol so I log into misc then click on this thread that caught my eye. So I'm posting this comment in this thread right, it's an anti joke thread. Anyway Im wrapping up this last sentence then gna push 'Submit Reply'.
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