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Thread: Would you shoot your best friend in the shoulder for $5 million?

post 1657747913 03-11-2022, 08:16 AM
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Would you shoot your best friend in the shoulder for $5 million?

Rules are
-You have to show your face in broad daylight so he can recognise you
-You shoot him in the shoulder once at point blank range with a pistol. It will hurt but not be fatal
-You cannot tell him the reason why you shot him, and he will not know about the $5 million, nor can you give him any gifts or money to make up for it.
-You will not get arrested for it, and no one else will ever find out

Also, what is the minimum amount of money you would consider doing this?
post 1657748033 03-11-2022, 08:17 AM
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I'd do it for free
post 1657748103 03-11-2022, 08:18 AM
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No

Cheers
post 1657748123 03-11-2022, 08:18 AM
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Been there and done that. Where is my 5 mil OP?
post 1657748363 03-11-2022, 08:22 AM
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fuark I could have gotten $5 million for that?
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1657748423 03-11-2022, 08:23 AM
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Would I be arrested?
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post 1657748613 03-11-2022, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
Would I be arrested?
Nope, forgot to mention, your best friend will not tell anyone, no one finds out. But he will still be angry at you
post 1657748943 03-11-2022, 08:31 AM
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What the hell is a....... "best friend"? Chances are, I do it for a helluva lot less than 5 mil.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1657749233 03-11-2022, 08:35 AM
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post 1657749333 03-11-2022, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
What the hell is a....... "best friend"? Chances are, I do it for a helluva lot less than 5 mil.
Best friend is the friend you are the most closest with. Usually someone you have known for a very very long time, and spend the most amount of time with, and completely trust and can talk to them about anything etc.

If they dont have a best friend, maybe switch it with a brother or something
post 1657749343 03-11-2022, 08:36 AM
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Id do it for 50k srs. For 5million in cash theres a lot ‘worse’ id be willing to do.
post 1657750333 03-11-2022, 08:52 AM
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Who is stopping me from telling him anyway after I received the 5mil?
post 1657750673 03-11-2022, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By lancefraudd⏩
Nope, forgot to mention, your best friend will not tell anyone, no one finds out. But he will still be angry at you
Then yes
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post 1657751153 03-11-2022, 09:02 AM
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I think I see why you cry about not having friends.
post 1657751303 03-11-2022, 09:04 AM
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Can I stab him in the back instead?
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post 1657751663 03-11-2022, 09:10 AM
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post 1657752303 03-11-2022, 09:21 AM
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Obviously? I'd do it for fun if he let me.

True story; I took some chicks ear ring and used it to pierce my best friends ears & nose when he was black out drunk sleeping at a house party.
post 1657752563 03-11-2022, 09:25 AM
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Yes but I don’t have $5 million
post 1657753263 03-11-2022, 09:34 AM
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I'd do it for far less, and if it was me getting shot, I'd gladly take a bullet to the shoulder for a 50/50 split.
post 1657764203 03-11-2022, 12:41 PM
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Do you know how pissed I would be that my best friend had the opportunity to non fatally shoot me in an area that would likely fully recover from for $5 million and found out he turned it down?

I would expect my friend would feel the same way if he found out the same of me
post 1657764263 03-11-2022, 12:42 PM
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Follow up question though, who would pay the medical bills from the gunshot wound?
post 1657801313 03-12-2022, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Obviously? I'd do it for fun if he let me.

True story; I took some chicks ear ring and used it to pierce my best friends ears & nose when he was black out drunk sleeping at a house party.
Jesus. I'm surprised you have any friends.
post 1657801353 03-12-2022, 05:09 AM
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should be suck his dick for 5 million and not tell him why
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post 1657801473 03-12-2022, 05:15 AM
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I once punched a bouncer so hard his shoulder dislocated lmao does that count

and before anyone calls me a douche for starting fights at clubs, he was the one trying to start chit because he got mad that I was hitting on this gorgeous french girl he obviously had his eye on
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post 1657801503 03-12-2022, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted By dontoewsmebro⏩
can i stab him in the back instead?
lmaoooooooooooo
post 1657804233 03-12-2022, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted By notthis⏩
Jesus. I'm surprised you have any friends.
They're not snow flakes like you sonny
post 1657804403 03-12-2022, 07:07 AM
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No because I’m not a scumbag.
post 1657804613 03-12-2022, 07:12 AM
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That depends.

Do I have to report the money when i file my taxes next year?
post 1657804953 03-12-2022, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
That depends.

Do I have to report the money when i file my taxes next year?
Nope
post 1657804973 03-12-2022, 07:25 AM
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I’d offer him $1m and we’d both be happy















Otherwise, where do I bury the body
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