Srs with this ****. When someone calls and leaves a voicemail message it takes like a minute and a half from the time I call Voicemail to when it starts playing the message. Do I really need to have the phone number spelled out, the date + time read aloud to me and the duration of the message? No.

So I stop using voicemail and when I call someone and they don't answer, I just send a text message. "Hey call me when you get this. I'm vry important." So they respond not by calling me, but by replying to the text "yeah what's up"

No bro I want you to call me. I don't want to tap a paragraph into my phone with my thumbs. Besides I'd rather call anyways even if not important, because calling is better than texting unless it would have been a brief 15 second convo.

I mean what the fuk is this crap? Phone carriers need to get their **** together. /Boomer rant.

No one with self respect checks their voice mail. If you wanna reach me you know my BBM.

Yeah it sucks. Stupid computer voice spewing options at you. Same with checking voicemail. I still haven't set mine up so the computerized whore just says "this subscriber has not set up voicemail"

Apparently there's a password on my voicemail. I don't know it, nor care enough to spend the 20 minutes and going through pages of retardedness to reset it.

Everyone at my organization with a work mobile has to use it, idk how but I managed to get mine to just beep (I didn't actually leave a voice mail) and everyone that I don't answer just gets an abrupt beep. Lmao 98% of them just hang up, another 1% say "hello" and about 1% leave me a message.

I don't have to use it now which is sweet because when I had voicemails I would get fukkers leaving me messages to do all kinds of extra chit, and its usually only annoying diks that leave messages anyway.