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post 1657803343 03-12-2022, 06:35 AM
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Saturday night joke for the misc.

I went out to the club wearing a new fragrance. I approached a girl and asked her to smell it and tell me what she thought.

She had a sniff, and said "Ooh, that smells expensive. What is it?"


And I replied.....


"Gasoline".
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1657804533 03-12-2022, 07:10 AM
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I guess you have to resort to these childish pick up lines when you don't have the looks to attract women. Not trying to hate but these kinds of threads make me appreciate my blessings in life.
You have been touched.
I am the reason your girlfriend pauses between texts.
I am the guy in your wife's apple watch.
post 1657804683 03-12-2022, 07:15 AM
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and then she lit you on fire and said "well i guess you're a literal flaming phggot now"
Lifts:
Squat: 460x1
Bench: 400x1
Deadlift: 575x1
OHP: 250x2
Weight: 180 lbs.

Don't have heroes; look up to no one. Because as long as someone's leading the way, the best you'll ever be is second.
post 1657804793 03-12-2022, 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩
and then she lit you on fire and said "well i guess you're a literal flaming phggot now"
thread redeemed
post 1657804913 03-12-2022, 07:22 AM
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"smells like poop. did you poop yourself?"
🟩🟩🟩🟩 I am Jack's complete lack of surprise. 🟩🟩🟩🟩
post 1657805123 03-12-2022, 07:28 AM
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And then u woke up
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