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Thread: Are any of you bros the guy with the ULTRA WIDE stance @ the urinal??

post 1657970583 03-15-2022, 07:50 AM
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Are any of you bros the guy with the ULTRA WIDE stance @ the urinal??

If so, why do you do this?

Always cracks me up approaching a row of urinals at a bar/concert/whatever and one dude is pissing Sumo stance.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1657970653 03-15-2022, 07:52 AM
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Probably to prevent piss spray. Occasionally you get one of those urinals that is shaped just right to deflect piss back at you.

Urinals of piss.
post 1657970703 03-15-2022, 07:52 AM
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backsplash.

brb tall guy problems
post 1657970783 03-15-2022, 07:54 AM
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I do the flamingo stance
post 1657971403 03-15-2022, 08:08 AM
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it helps with balance so I don’t tip forward
post 1657971463 03-15-2022, 08:09 AM
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I’m the guy with his pants at his ankles. Say hi next time.
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post 1657971503 03-15-2022, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Evolutionary1⏩
brb tall guy problems
Can't because the tip would touch the bowl
post 1657971633 03-15-2022, 08:13 AM
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It is to occupy as much room as possible and appear larger. It is subconscious. Their dick is out and they feel exposed/vulnerable. To compensate, they literally flex.
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post 1657971853 03-15-2022, 08:19 AM
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I prefer the handstand to establish dominance.
post 1657973303 03-15-2022, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
I prefer the handstand to establish dominance.
Jiggling off the dribble is for betas Full explosive leaps at the urinal crew.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1657973583 03-15-2022, 08:46 AM
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I don't want piss on my shoes and there's always some right in front of the urinal.
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post 1657974203 03-15-2022, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
I don't want piss on my shoes and there's always some right in front of the urinal.
Always, da fuk is wrong with people?
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post 1657974223 03-15-2022, 08:56 AM
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I like to pull my pants down to my ankles so the other men can see my ass cheeks hehe. Do you guys lick the bowl clean when you're done to be courteous to the next pisser?
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post 1657974393 03-15-2022, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
If so, why do you do this?

Always cracks me up approaching a row of urinals at a bar/concert/whatever and one dude is pissing Sumo stance.
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post 1657974543 03-15-2022, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
If so, why do you do this?

Always cracks me up approaching a row of urinals at a bar/concert/whatever and one dude is pissing Sumo stance.
Is that your PlayStation tag in your sig
post 1657974573 03-15-2022, 09:03 AM
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I piss conventional. Sumo is cheating.
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post 1657974873 03-15-2022, 09:09 AM
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post 1657974883 03-15-2022, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Is that your PlayStation tag in your sig
Yes but this thread is about piss my good man.
Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩
I piss conventional. Sumo is cheating.
My buddy set a PR (piss record) the other day but did it sumo should I be impressed
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1657974953 03-15-2022, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Yes but this thread is about piss my good man.
I’m going to add you and piss all over your face

How does that sound
post 1657975033 03-15-2022, 09:12 AM
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To protect their shoes probably

Not just from splashing but also from piss puddles on the floor around the urinal
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1657975363 03-15-2022, 09:17 AM
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If there are 3 stalls I always take the center stall. Then ultra wide stance so my legs are actually in the space of the 2 nearby stalls.
post 1657975943 03-15-2022, 09:26 AM
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Prostate problems. That's why.

There was an old guy at a gym I used to go to that would scream when he pissed due to his prostate.
post 1657976273 03-15-2022, 09:32 AM
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i personally prefer a staggered stance piss, it preps you for any potential battles you may face at the urinal and establishes some sort of pecking order
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post 1657977433 03-15-2022, 09:55 AM
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If you stand wide enough, you block the 2 urinals next to you until you're finished.




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