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post 1658681323 03-27-2022, 06:26 PM
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Hold me Misc. Had a nightmare of Lovecraftian proportions

Dream: had a BEAUTIFUL woman laying on my lap. I say to her " How did I trick you into marrying me?" Then I wake up SAD. AS FUK.

This type of thing doesn't typically bother me because I will not lower my requirements in women in such a spiraling degenerate world and I'm just not the type that NEEDS much more than a few.good friends but Holy chit does it get hard sometimes.

I still browse dating apps but it's still just purely for gratification to see if I still get matches. I don't message anyone ever because they NEVER put any effort into their part of the conversation EVEN when SHE messages ME (which is 100% of the time now).

Anyway, I'm at the gym right now. Best shape of my life. Here are a few recent pics of me to fap to
6'2 235ish lbs. Was 280ish a few years ago. 3 types of arthritis, c6 stenosis, bone spurs, sciatica, rheumatoid arthritis in wrists and hands, Bilateral TFCC, ingrown pinky nail (left hand). Don't listen to the fat lazy POS out there. They are just throwing out excuses for their terrible life choices. I was one of them for years


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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
Dream: had a BEAUTIFUL woman laying on my lap. I say to her " How did I trick you into marrying me?" Then I wake up SAD. AS FUK.
...and then you woke up

These dreams are the absolute best and the absolute worst mane, and waking up is even worse. Eventually we'll make it...
post 1658681823 03-27-2022, 06:39 PM
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Dude. Go fuk some bitches.

message them back, all of them, don't be a sad kunt
post 1658681833 03-27-2022, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
...and then you woke up

These dreams are the absolute best and the absolute worst mane, and waking up is even worse. Eventually we'll make it...
I didnt dwell on it because like I said, it's just not me. But still. Blows. I am pretty focused in the gym today though
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"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
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"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1658681923 03-27-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
Dude. Go fuk some bitches.

message them back, all of them, don't be a sad kunt
Nah, sex is precious to me. I don't give it to just anyone but my bros. (Wait wut?) I'm not TOO broken up about it but perhaps I need.to take it as a wake up call though
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
-Dr. Jordan Peterson Sept 2017
"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1658681953 03-27-2022, 06:41 PM
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Strong username to post pics. Keep up the good work and keep your head up man.
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
...and then you woke up

These dreams are the absolute best and the absolute worst mane, and waking up is even worse. Eventually we'll make it...
Absolutely. So much hope for a brief moment before you get the rug pulled out from under you.

MIrin' fizeek though OP.


Cheesy song but nails it imo:

post 1658682603 03-27-2022, 06:56 PM
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Looking solid bro!
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
Nah, sex is precious to me. I don't give it to just anyone but my bros. (Wait wut?) I'm not TOO broken up about it but perhaps I need.to take it as a wake up call though
message 100 of them back and you'll find some good ones, if you message none of them back you will meet no good ones

get a beer or a cup of coffee, it's cheap and easy, srs
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have you considered going to church to find a sloot
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
This type of mentality is how you end up playing yourself, because it ain't precious to them.
I'm not willing to compromise my beliefs because of.someone else's beliefs. That's like saying "I should steal because others are stealing." But that's just how I see it
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Damn such a simple yet brutal dream.

You're gonna make it brah.
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
post 1658683123 03-27-2022, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
message 100 of them back and you'll find some good ones, if you message none of them back you will meet no good ones

get a beer or a cup of coffee, it's cheap and easy, srs
The problem is that very few live within an hour. The ones who do aren't attractive and/or put little to no effort into the conversation. This is a MASSIVE turn off for me because it makes them pretty much insta try unattractive to me and I'm not going to simp simply because they are a female
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"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
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"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
have you considered going to church to find a sloot
Yeah. I've never felt very comfortable in church but I'm not.opposed to it. The problem is that I work Sunday mornings which is THE time I'm needed the most
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"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
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"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy⏩
Damn such a simple yet brutal dream.

You're gonna make it brah.
If it's meant to happen, it will. I have faith. There is an intelligent design to everything. I am a firm believer that these hard times are given to me to make me a stronger man
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"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
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"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1658683263 03-27-2022, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
have you considered going to church to find a sloot
Does this work

even if not exactly religious but still hold similar values?
wat if church only has old folk? keep trying new ones?

asking for me
post 1658683313 03-27-2022, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
Yeah. I've never felt very comfortable in church but I'm not.opposed to it. The problem is that I work Sunday mornings which is THE time I'm needed the most
i think it's your best bet, but I can see how that scheduling can be a problem. A traditionalist church would probs be your best best. Like eastern orthodox or a Latin Mass Catholicism. not one of the ones that are essentially a "concert" and modern.
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post 1658683323 03-27-2022, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
I don't message anyone ever because they NEVER put any effort into their part of the conversation EVEN when SHE messages ME (which is 100% of the time now).
I understand this more than you know, I know it gets tiring man.


Also mirin pics. Username checks out big guy.
post 1658683473 03-27-2022, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Does this work

even if not exactly religious but still hold similar values?

asking for me
i'd try to find nerdy girls man

socialite girls are prob not your jam; the type to have sex lists and people to sleep with and brag about

or look for passions (girls with passions) - dance, art, sports, etc., etc.

youMIGHTfind one at church. there may be a higher percentage of decent girls but it def. doesn't exclude you from finding a sloot

had a pastors daughter invite me over like 45 minutes away at 2am, and i always kinda loled at that cause i would have had to get into a pastors house that night
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Does this work

even if not exactly religious but still hold similar values?
wat if church only has old folk? keep trying new ones?

asking for me
The non denominational and evangelical churches are a good bet. Or churches that colleges advertise/talk about. Baptist and like..pentecostal are least likely to net a win there but.not impossible. Church girls tend to be freaky in my experience
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"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
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"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I understand this more than you know, I know it gets tiring man.


Also mirin pics. Username checks out big guy.
**** is insane man. I can understand to some degree them not putting in effort if I message them but when THEY message ME and it's always 5 words or less? WTF MAN?
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"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
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"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
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Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
i'd try to find nerdy girls man

socialite girls are prob not your jam; the type to have sex lists and people to sleep with and brag about

or look for passions (girls with passions) - dance, art, sports, etc., etc.

youMIGHTfind one at church. there may be a higher percentage of decent girls but it def. doesn't exclude you from finding a sloot

had a pastors daughter invite me over like 45 minutes away at 2am, and i always kinda loled at that cause i would have had to get into a pastors house that night
Lol. I dated a very religious girl for a long time and even thought she was the one. Very freaky. Broke up with me to date a teacher who lost his license for fukking a student then left him to marry the ceo of herbalife. Clearly she was an opportunist. But anyway...your advise is sage. I just need to stop being a homebody and go out. There just isn't much to do in my small town

Edit: I LOVE nerdy girls. Like....a LOT
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
If it's meant to happen, it will. I have faith. There is an intelligent design to everything. I am a firm believer that these hard times are given to me to make me a stronger man
Das it meng
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I had a crazy dream last night too.

I was in a crowd standing on a hill, and something was happening so we had to gap it. I saw one of my school mates I haven't seen in forever, unfortunate brah had a big forhead and teeth like a rat (I wondered to myself if he ever got those fixed). Anyway, so we are running down the hill next to the tree line and I see this HBB who, in my dream I thought was his old girlfriend or sister or something (he never had one wtf). Shes wearing some midieval type red dress, and looking FINE af, so i rescue her or whatever.

Suddenly I wake up in a cold sweat and realise that girl looked exactly like my mate in a wig!

Did not go back to sleep after that, fuark.
Damn
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Have you considered relocating if there are so few options where you live now?
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Mirin size and height brah
We’re all gonna make it!
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
I had a crazy dream last night too.

I was in a crowd standing on a hill, and something was happening so we had to gap it. I saw one of my school mates I haven't seen in forever, unfortunate brah had a big forhead and teeth like a rat (I wondered to myself if he ever got those fixed). Anyway, so we are running down the hill next to the tree line and I see this HBB who, in my dream I thought was his old girlfriend or sister or something (he never had one wtf). Shes wearing some midieval type red dress, and looking FINE af, so i rescue her or whatever.

Suddenly I wake up in a cold sweat and realise that girl looked exactly like my mate in a wig!

Did not go back to sleep after that, fuark.
So....you rescued your transvestite school mate? HaGay.gif
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Have you considered relocating if there are so few options where you live now?
Yeah but it's not feasible at the moment. I take care of my grandparents when I'm not too busy and I can't just leave them. Memaw JUST fell and broke her right radius too
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"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
-Dr. Jordan Peterson Sept 2017
"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
I had a crazy dream last night too.

I was in a crowd standing on a hill, and something was happening so we had to gap it. I saw one of my school mates I haven't seen in forever, unfortunate brah had a big forhead and teeth like a rat (I wondered to myself if he ever got those fixed). Anyway, so we are running down the hill next to the tree line and I see this HBB who, in my dream I thought was his old girlfriend or sister or something (he never had one wtf). Shes wearing some midieval type red dress, and looking FINE af, so i rescue her or whatever.

Suddenly I wake up in a cold sweat and realise that girl looked exactly like my mate in a wig!

Did not go back to sleep after that, fuark.
Im flattered bro!
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Unfortunately you overanalyze everything which will only hold you back and nothing will ever change

Just remember you can never get back lost time
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