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Thread: My mom saw me in a wife beater today and asked if I was doing steroids (srs) (pic)

post 1658800703 03-29-2022, 07:39 PM
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My mom saw me in a wife beater today and asked if I was doing steroids (srs) (pic)

I told her no (im natty).

Ultimate natty compliment, or is she just a foolish woman?


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post 1658800793 03-29-2022, 07:40 PM
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yeah, flat capped delts with multiple veins is pretty damn good for a natty
post 1658800883 03-29-2022, 07:42 PM
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Any nice Adonis belt shots? Asking for poster above me
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post 1658800913 03-29-2022, 07:42 PM
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Did you tell her that's just your fappin arm brah?
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post 1658801383 03-29-2022, 07:51 PM
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Common thing for parents to say. Even I've gotten that and I'm smaller than you.

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post 1658801913 03-29-2022, 08:03 PM
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Did she also tell you you’re very handsome and any young man would be lucky to have you as a boyfriend so don’t worry you’ll find someone soon
post 1658801953 03-29-2022, 08:04 PM
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your delts remind me of the texture of a peanut
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post 1658802023 03-29-2022, 08:05 PM
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it’s the shoulder veins
post 1658802263 03-29-2022, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Any nice Adonis belt shots? Asking for poster above me
nah screw that no pussy footing around. any cawk pics?(no homo)
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post 1658802433 03-29-2022, 08:14 PM
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Looking good bro!
post 1658802453 03-29-2022, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Any nice Adonis belt shots? Asking for poster above me
Past your bedtime mang
Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Looking good bro!
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post 1658803543 03-29-2022, 08:39 PM
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post 1658804643 03-29-2022, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By CuttyUnderleaf⏩
is that Jim Carrey? damn he's old af now.

Originally Posted By Rattelsnake⏩
You could pass for natty, but the veins throw me off as I've not seen shoulder veins before.

When I see bulk, I think gear. When I see shoulder striations, I think natty. If you lifted something, would your striations show would be my question. If yes, then I would go with natty.
I don't think many older women like my mother have any real clue about the topic. She just doesn't want me doing any drugs, lol
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post 1658804883 03-29-2022, 09:07 PM
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Lets say were both drinking having a good time, do you think you could overpower me and turn me on my stomach and get on top of me then start dry humping me, but like as a joke of course?
post 1658805023 03-29-2022, 09:10 PM
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Steroid accusations are the best, especially as a natty brah.
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post 1658805223 03-29-2022, 09:13 PM
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It's 5am and I read "my wife saw me in a wife beater", as if for some reason the vest was extremely flattering or she was flattering you. The responses made me do a double take.

Good for you (srs). At least she didn't ask if you were "taking protein", because some mothers think it's a PE.

Are we allowed to say the S word now? What happened to multi-vit, OJ, riding a bike etc?
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post 1658805323 03-29-2022, 09:16 PM
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You misheard her, she was asking if you had hemorrhoids.
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post 1658805463 03-29-2022, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Lets say were both drinking having a good time, do you think you could overpower me and turn me on my stomach and get on top of me then start dry humping me, but like as a joke of course?
nah im weak af. Youre def stronger with your gorilla genetics
Originally Posted By WhirlwindTobias⏩
At least she didn't ask if you were "taking protein", because some mothers think it's a PE.

Are we allowed to say the S word now? What happened to multi-vit, OJ, riding a bike etc?
lol back when I started lifting and was living with her, she saw my creatine & protein and was like "do you really need all this ****!?"
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post 1658805523 03-29-2022, 09:20 PM
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gear accusations only count from fellow lifters

if it’s from your womanlet mom i don’t count it

looking great tho op
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post 1658808103 03-29-2022, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers⏩
gear accusations only count from fellow lifters

if it’s from your womanlet mom i don’t count it

looking great tho op
thanks mang. Idk I think getting the accusation from a naive person is even more credible because they're the majority compared to the minority who lift and know better.
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post 1658810813 03-29-2022, 11:55 PM
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Das it maaane

Non lifters don't really have a clue about roid users but it's better than a lot of other questions she could of asked.
post 1658810873 03-30-2022, 12:00 AM
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Pics of Mom?
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post 1658810913 03-30-2022, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By 8eggs⏩
Pics of Mom?
I actually did post one years ago (srs) it was her and myself in Jamaica at my friend's wedding. Not reposting but maybe if you try hard enough you can find it.
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post 1658811613 03-30-2022, 12:39 AM
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