Apparently today is some sort of holiday where once a year all the fatass truck drivers on your daily commute will dedicate themselves to enhanced incompetence to make you have to sit in traffic and wait because of a pile up they created.

This morning right down the street from my home some full retard in a big rig thought he could do a Y-turn in a small intersection in a residential area. He got stuck, probably ended up causing property damage, then a few people were crowding around taking photos of the aftermath of his retardation. It took about an hour to get someone down to bail his dumbass out.

Then further up the highway another trucker had a breakdown and decided he didn't need to pull onto the shoulder. Inb4 miscer trucker explains why this is a reasonable thing. Added another 20 minutes to my commute.

But the days not over yet I can't wait to see what's in store for everyone on my afternoon commute later today! **** truckers dead srs

You sound like the kind of guy who enjoys big rigs

You sound like the kind of guy who enjoys big rigs in your ass

You sound like the kind of guy who enjoys big rigs in your ass and swapping loads with another trucker

You sound like the kind of guy who enjoys big rigs in your ass and swapping loads with another trucker and cuddling with him in the sleeper cab afterwards

You sound like the kind of guy who enjoys big rigs in your ass and swapping loads with another trucker and cuddling with him in the sleeper cab afterwards after wiping his fifth wheel across your lips