Your boy flinging around massive weight like it ain't no thang and then the gym auto music system starts playing Kriss Kross "jump jump" and I LOL and start flowing with it LOUD AF

"I'll make ya bump hump wiggle and shake your rump
'Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump How high? Real high Cause I'm just so fly
A young lovable, huggable type of guy
And everything is to the back with a little slack
'Cause inside-out its wiggida wiggida wiggida wack"

And then some roidcel boomer looks at me shaking his head and says "dude can you stop I'm trying to concentrate"

I just stare at him and my black homeboy lols and goes "oh no he didn't!" And I just respond with

"I like my stuff knockin' knockin'
I love it when a girlies be like jockin' jockin'
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Yeah you know me
I got you jumpin' an' bumpin' an' pumpin' movin' all around G
In the mix I made MC's steps back
They tried to step to the Mac then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear that's coincidental
Act like you know and don't be claiming that it's mental"

While maintaining uncomfortable direct eye contact.

Roidcel cuckrages and steps to me like he finna do something and I just stand up and loc up and boomer just steps back and mutters something as he storms off.

I just dab the black homey and say loud AF

"Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this (Go, go!)
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this (Go, go!)
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this (Go, go!)
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't (Go, go!)
'Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
The Miggida miggida miggida Mac
'Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
The Miggida miggida miggida Mac"

Lol just lol @ O35 miscers haha

Imagine thinking I’m gonna read that

#1. Didn't read.
#2. Kriss Kross came out in the early 90's, when O35's were kids. It's not new.
#3. Deadlifting 315 and quarter squatting 225 is not "flinging around massive weight"

Yeah my favorite lyric from that song is Kriss Kross will make you jump jump Daddy Mac will make you go to chipotle for lunch then rush home and fart out a gargantuan mahogany ass porpoise that will clog your toilet so badly six and a half straight hours of aggressive plungering with your twenty fifth anniversary of the ALF finale episode tshirt pulled up over your nose will not return standard flushing operation

You really should Holmes, fun read and it will bring a smile to ur facial. Making boomers rage is really funnny.

Negged because you sound like a *******

My prior post quoting the song lyric might not have been exactly verbatim and for that I sincerely apologize

#1) You should read it. In fact, I feel like you did read it but wanna be cool and say you didn't.
#2) Irrelevant. O35 miscers are that same angry teen all grown up so they rage the same, if not more, when a young tall dark and handsome chad douche-mogs them.
#3) Massive weight holmes--TRY DOUBLING THOSE NUMERICALS for REALITY.

you sound cool

......so, this is trolling these days.......hmmmm

Also....Boomers are the age range of 58-76
..Millennials are 26-41
....Genx 42-57

Would neg OP irl

wtf did I just read