Thread: anyone else not into anal?
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anyone else not into anal?
Srs have done the **** like 4x, twice with my HS/college GF and then 2x with a gf I had when I was 30 (she was 23)
**** just feels gross / not good (ded fkn Srs)
Much prefer it when a buff, masculine guy has his way with my little balloon knot (ded fkn Srs) aka getting plowed out by a bigger guy
Feels like there’s a legit transfer of test
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**** just feels gross / not good (ded fkn Srs)
Much prefer it when a buff, masculine guy has his way with my little balloon knot (ded fkn Srs) aka getting plowed out by a bigger guy
Feels like there’s a legit transfer of test
Rate my lunch/10

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idea of it doesn't sound very appealing, but could see it as a way to dominate a woman and basically keep a part of her soul forever
how the big meeting go boyo?
how the big meeting go boyo?
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Lunch looks tasty
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No thanks Jeff.
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I’m not, could never see the attraction and whole idea grosses me out tbh, probably actually lucky for me I’m not into it
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Originally Posted By strawbrerry1⏩
Thx for asking dude, it went really well. I always get nervous before big meetings but tend to over-prepare. Cheers brah (ded fkn Srs)idea of it doesn't sound very appealing, but could see it as a way to dominate a woman and basically keep a part of her soul forever
how the big meeting go boyo?
how the big meeting go boyo?
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Wait, this isn't a getter_done thread I ventured into...so what gives, OP?
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
I’m just sitting here eating this quesadilla and taco, and thinking about smashing my azn gf later. Got a lot of sleep last night so I feel like test is thru the roof (plus dat der test rebound after a night of drinking too)Wait, this isn't a getter_done thread I ventured into...so what gives, OP?
Hope you have a lovely weekend (ded fkn Srs)
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
LMAO, I would say it is luckier for the females.I’m not, could never see the attraction and whole idea grosses me out tbh, probably actually lucky for me I’m not into it

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Nah, not for me either. If she wants, I'll eat her ass, but she's going to have to convinced me she really likes anal for me to do that. Kinda groce/10
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
cope. it's bc you'll put her in the hospital if you did itI’m not, could never see the attraction and whole idea grosses me out tbh, probably actually lucky for me I’m not into it
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
no need for an involuntary manslaughter charge.I’m not, could never see the attraction and whole idea grosses me out tbh, probably actually lucky for me I’m not into it
Its better this way.
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04-08-2022, 11:48 AM
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No. There was a time I was willing to try it but after seeing vids and reading what Miscers type about their gross stories with their first encounters doing anal, tried to actually think about what it would look and smell like IRL, and that's just pharked up lmao. The only thing I want my dink going into are a girl's two sets of lips.
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
So...you like receiving, not giving?Srs have done the **** like 4x, twice with my HS/college GF and then 2x with a gf I had when I was 30 (she was 23)
**** just feels gross / not good (ded fkn Srs)
Much prefer it when a buff, masculine guy has his way with my little balloon knot (ded fkn Srs) aka getting plowed out by a bigger guy
Feels like there’s a legit transfer of test
Rate my lunch/10

download hq instagram pictures
**** just feels gross / not good (ded fkn Srs)
Much prefer it when a buff, masculine guy has his way with my little balloon knot (ded fkn Srs) aka getting plowed out by a bigger guy
Feels like there’s a legit transfer of test
Rate my lunch/10

download hq instagram pictures
Odd, I guess, but each to their own. Also, there need to be more submissives like you obviously; can't have a world of tops, otherwise the tops would have no bottoms to f*ck duhhhh. Just the natural order of things, OP.
A world of tops would just be a world of w*nkers who have to have ultra-realistic CGI VFX porn created for them because no bottoms exist in the real world...
Sounds horrific, huh?

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Yep, did it a few times because my ex really wanted to
Honestly kind of disgusted with myself whenever I think about it. Good thing i was using a condom
Honestly kind of disgusted with myself whenever I think about it. Good thing i was using a condom
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I've only done it once in my life, and it was with my crazy ex. She did it as some type of reward to me, but it was actually one of the last nights I ever saw her.
I liked it a lot, because she had obviously done it a lot and knew exactly what to do. Tons of lube and it felt really good to me. But I was super coked out at the time, so obviously couldn't bust a nut.
Not sure if it's something I'd do sober in the middle of the afternoon or anything. But I would def do it again.
I liked it a lot, because she had obviously done it a lot and knew exactly what to do. Tons of lube and it felt really good to me. But I was super coked out at the time, so obviously couldn't bust a nut.
Not sure if it's something I'd do sober in the middle of the afternoon or anything. But I would def do it again.
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
I don't think people will realize the 5 levels & 4D chess trolling in this single postSrs have done the **** like 4x, twice with my HS/college GF and then 2x with a gf I had when I was 30 (she was 23)
**** just feels gross / not good (ded fkn Srs)
Much prefer it when a buff, masculine guy has his way with my little balloon knot (ded fkn Srs) aka getting plowed out by a bigger guy
Feels like there’s a legit transfer of test
Rate my lunch/10

download hq instagram pictures
**** just feels gross / not good (ded fkn Srs)
Much prefer it when a buff, masculine guy has his way with my little balloon knot (ded fkn Srs) aka getting plowed out by a bigger guy
Feels like there’s a legit transfer of test
Rate my lunch/10

download hq instagram pictures
I mean how do you even reply to this
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I once rented some movie called "Crazy Anal Bitches" to try to spice up my love life and put my GF in the mood to try it.
Unfortunately the movie was just a bunch of women yelling at me to put my shoes away, clean the bathroom, organize my closet, clean my fingernails, etc.
Unfortunately the movie was just a bunch of women yelling at me to put my shoes away, clean the bathroom, organize my closet, clean my fingernails, etc.
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i think its disgusting srs.
and if you eat ass thats even more groce.
and if you eat ass thats even more groce.
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
I've seen that one.I once rented some movie called "Crazy Anal Bitches" to try to spice up my love life and put my GF in the mood to try it.
Unfortunately the movie was just a bunch of women yelling at me to put my shoes away, clean the bathroom, organize my closet, clean my fingernails, etc.
Unfortunately the movie was just a bunch of women yelling at me to put my shoes away, clean the bathroom, organize my closet, clean my fingernails, etc.
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