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post 1659391553 04-09-2022, 09:06 PM
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Help me get in her pants (pic)

I have no game

I liked her photo, she said what's up. Will rep for best responses

post 1659392313 04-09-2022, 09:25 PM
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Just give her money, she looks like a whore.
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post 1659392323 04-09-2022, 09:25 PM
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
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post 1659392413 04-09-2022, 09:27 PM
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Second most obvious catfish I've ever seen on the misc, obviously after Silencespeaks
post 1659392433 04-09-2022, 09:27 PM
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First two posts are valid responses.
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post 1659392493 04-09-2022, 09:29 PM
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I’m the guy you’ll remember in thirty years when hubby can’t get it up.
She may chit test you but remain confident and it’ll work srs.
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1659394143 04-09-2022, 10:06 PM
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Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.
post 1659394883 04-09-2022, 10:19 PM
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Look Donald and Eric, if you haven't figured out how to pull at will by this stage in your life you are beyond help by suggestions from the supreme incel forum. However, if this is Barron I would posit you have some years left to learn from here. All the best! -Rudy Guliani
post 1659395893 04-09-2022, 10:45 PM
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Somebody copy and pasted this probably from an escort site lmaoo at op for getting catfish!
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post 1659396043 04-09-2022, 10:48 PM
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Yeah bruh…I see you getting robbed in the near future.
post 1659398893 04-10-2022, 12:38 AM
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Whatever you do, make sure to get a spoon pic of his/her feet first. There's no possible way to fraud that, amirite?
post 1659399003 04-10-2022, 12:44 AM
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Ask her if she recognizes you from a To Catch a Predator episode

srs
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post 1659399023 04-10-2022, 12:45 AM
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shes not wearing any pants, dingus
post 1659399203 04-10-2022, 12:55 AM
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Tell her ya got a clean index finger.....
Retired...no smartphone....no neighbors......just holes...
post 1659399533 04-10-2022, 01:19 AM
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Ask him for more pics of the sloot
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1659399633 04-10-2022, 01:27 AM
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Paging Black Jesus from the grave for live pickup lines. Pls respond
post 1659399953 04-10-2022, 01:50 AM
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hngggggggg. post more so we can detactive
fictional account.
closer to the lung.
post 1659399993 04-10-2022, 01:53 AM
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Originally Posted By heyquikquestion⏩
Just give her money, she looks like a whore.
This, ask for her hourly rate
post 1659400573 04-10-2022, 02:35 AM
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Originally Posted By MinisterOfLust⏩
Paging Black Jesus from the grave for live pickup lines. Pls respond
What happened to him, he didn't actually die did he? Dude had insanely good text game.
post 1659401133 04-10-2022, 03:15 AM
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By the looks of her dogchit tattoos getting into her pants won’t be a drama

Leaving with your dick still attached is another story
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
post 1659402383 04-10-2022, 04:53 AM
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why are brahs attracted to gutter whores
post 1659402423 04-10-2022, 04:55 AM
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guarantee she's DTF for $100

how many pitbulls does she have is the real question here
post 1659402803 04-10-2022, 05:18 AM
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LMAO @ "dress" with arse cleavage.
I laugh I rep crew
always picks 5 crew
LTC and proud.
No teddies, small ass and wide shoulders.
post 1659407143 04-10-2022, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Whatever you do, make sure to get a spoon pic of his/her feet first. There's no possible way to fraud that, amirite?
Lmfao
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1659407273 04-10-2022, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By BigSteve777⏩
What happened to him, he didn't actually die did he? Dude had insanely good text game.
Yes he did
No he didn't
post 1659407943 04-10-2022, 08:38 AM
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Looks like she's wearing a dress
post 1659408293 04-10-2022, 08:47 AM
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You mus be from Iraq! Cuz i love the way you Baghdad ass up!
post 1659408383 04-10-2022, 08:50 AM
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That's not how Only Fans works, OP
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post 1659408673 04-10-2022, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
Yes he did
No he didn't
That's devastating, explains why I haven't seen him around in ages
post 1659409763 04-10-2022, 09:21 AM
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You don't need game bro, just talk to her like you would talk to any other sperm spitting gutter slut.

Just think of her as a Ghetto stank right hood rat with crooked teeth.
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