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post 1659557393 04-13-2022, 01:18 AM
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Jackass Forever was terrible

Too many dicks, buttholes and nutsucks. What made them think people wanted to see an hour and a half of birds eye view of some dudes hairy azhole as he tries to fart, repeated nut whacks, dick close ups and semen pranks?

They're obviously too fking old and fragile to do any gnarly and innovate stunts so they resorted to disgusting reused stale chit from yesteryear. Then they felt the need to cast a woman and a black dude just to fill the quota and appease the cucked vaxlords.

When Knoxville did the bull stunt (yet again) he nearly kills himself. Jackass is dead.
post 1659557533 04-13-2022, 01:25 AM
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Jackass was never really about the pranks, it was about a bunch of bros getting together and having a laugh. Now they have a cast instead.

Sums it up:

post 1659557653 04-13-2022, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Aamon⏩
Jackass was never really about the pranks, it was about a bunch of bros getting together and having a laugh. Now they have a cast instead.

Sums it up:

That's complete bs. They weren't bros before the creation of Jackass. The entire 1st season they shot their stunts/pranks individually, they didn't even fking know each other. Then because of the success of the 1st season they came together to shoot seasons 2 and 3.

Of course the Dudesons weren't as popular as Jackass, specifically for the reason the dude in the video said; because Americans don't want to listen to foreigners. That doesn't mean the Jackass crew got famous because their charisma was so much better, it was mainly for their gnarly and groundbreaking stunts, the love for each individual persona and camaraderie came after.
post 1659557933 04-13-2022, 01:51 AM
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thought it was ok in some parts, the intro was great, silence of the lambs was funny


but i agree most of the stunts were pretty flat/unoriginal like the human ramp, even the ending was the same chit being hit with paintballs etc. you'd have thought after 10 years they'd have completely new ideas and they would have had a massive budget to do some crazy chit

also there was no need for new cast members, if they wanted to have a few others do some stunts then fine, but another token fat guy? and of course having a female cast member, please
post 1659558393 04-13-2022, 02:16 AM
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Sam Hyde would make a much better Jackass, shame he's shadowbanned from Youtube
post 1659558743 04-13-2022, 02:31 AM
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post 1659559323 04-13-2022, 03:00 AM
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Are you surprised? I laughed at the original compilations but that was a long time ago. Get a bunch of young guys to hang out doing dumb stunts, that can be funny. Get them back 20 years later with the same concept, it's going to look like a bunch of corny middle-aged men who need to grow up.
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post 1659559553 04-13-2022, 03:11 AM
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I was just so shocked at how old the guys are now. It was like stepping out of a time machine when I first saw it at the cinemas.



And yeah, Knoxville got mogged by that bull. Time to bow out gracefully IMO; could have been a lot worse.
Back off, Warchild.

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post 1659559983 04-13-2022, 03:30 AM
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Because they're all sober.

Back in the day they'd get phucked up on booze and other substances and do crazy chit. For example, in of them films Steve-o would walk across a tightrope with glowing hot coals and fire underneath. Ends up getting third degree burns when he falls. Watched an interview and he said he was that phucked up he could barely feel it.

Now they're all sober and old.
post 1659560623 04-13-2022, 04:08 AM
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I just watched it last night and yeah that just got it wrong. The new cast was completely unrequired, since when was jackass all about dicks?

With the budget they would've had you think they could have hired someone to think of some good original stunts. I know some were a direct shoutout to the old stunts but ffs add some originality.
post 1659560873 04-13-2022, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Miscbob⏩
I just watched it last night and yeah that just got it wrong. The new cast was completely unrequired, since when was jackass all about dicks?

With the budget they would've had you think they could have hired someone to think of some good original stunts. I know some were a direct shoutout to the old stunts but ffs add some originality.
Even the intro with the Godzilla themed dick and balls was lame as fk. The movie was filled to the brim with dick worship bullchit.
post 1659562293 04-13-2022, 05:22 AM
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Didn't bother watching it. These guys are way too old for this chit. Looked kind of sad.

Jackass was a product of its time. Loved it when I was a kid. Me and my dad would watch it and laugh our asses off. Seeing the first movie in theaters with my friends was probably the most memorable movie theater experience I've ever had. I'm sure I'd still love watching the old episodes, but the concept of the show just doesn't work anymore unfortunately.
post 1659562323 04-13-2022, 05:25 AM
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I liked it. No homo.
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post 1659562383 04-13-2022, 05:28 AM
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post 1659562633 04-13-2022, 05:40 AM
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Bam should be happy he wasnt part of that clusterfuark
post 1659562833 04-13-2022, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee⏩
Bam should be happy he wasnt part of that clusterfuark
The film was well received by critics, with many considering it the best film of the franchise. It was also a commercial success, grossing over $80 million worldwide against a budget of $10 million.

Bam still busy crying for money on youtube.
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I watched it in the back corner of the cinema while my gf was wanking me off

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Originally Posted By jstn0127⏩
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mind=blown op is surprised, that anyone is surprised when a new movie is dogchit


Wild to me how over and over people get their hopes up “I hope THIS ones good!” only to be massively disappointed. Again.

Have seriously been reading threads like this about movies and shows for nearly 10 years srs. Incredible
post 1659563663 04-13-2022, 06:26 AM
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Cky 1-3 was great, jackals was cool but it always felt diluted compared to how organic cky was
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