Is anyone else dead fcking tired of getting free water bottles all the fcking time? Had some retarded raffle at work and I got a free water bottle. Thanks I'll put it with the other one you gave me when I got hired on. It'll go in a drawer with the other 4 water bottles I got from my previous employer for hitting financial targets and having 0 accidents on-the-job for X amount of months. They're also the smallest available size you could get, so they're super inconvenient as I have to keep walking back to the water cooler every 20-30 minutes or so.

They also sweat if you put cold water in them and leave water all over my desk. They're also never insulated so they get warm in no time. You anuses just did a bulk purchase from Dollar General or something and call it "free swag giveaway-a-thon! Employee Appreciation Week FTW y'all!"



Eat my ass and die.

If they weren't tight asses they'd give double walled stainless tumblers.