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post 1659879093 04-18-2022, 07:45 PM
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Fuark! Vax for work

I'm in the running for 2 new jobs and received offer letters for both. On BOTH offer letters it says "present proof of vaccination before start date" and these are remote positions for now. HR never mentioned this when I talked to them.

Current job doesn't require vax yet, but these new jobs are a $25K-$30K bump in pay depending on which position I choose.

I can't believe these jobs are mandating it still!

Wat do misc?
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post 1659879253 04-18-2022, 07:49 PM
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Why was that not the first thing you asked about if you didn't want to get the myocarditis shot?
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post 1659879273 04-18-2022, 07:49 PM
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post 1659879353 04-18-2022, 07:51 PM
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post 1659879403 04-18-2022, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Why was that not the first thing you asked about if you didn't want to get the myocarditis shot?
It wasn't listed in the job description for either of them, so I assumed they didn't require it.
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post 1659879453 04-18-2022, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By CampingBruh⏩
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That's the problem, Fuark
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post 1659879703 04-18-2022, 07:57 PM
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photoshop it

fill out a fake one

**** them.
post 1659879913 04-18-2022, 08:01 PM
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There has to be a low key way to pay a pharmacist to fake it. Ask them? Hand written note? What’s the worst that can happen, they say no? Or is that illegal?
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post 1659880073 04-18-2022, 08:04 PM
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1. Buy fake vax cards and have pharmacist fill them out


Or


2. When they ask you to send a picture of your vax cards send pics of your butthole instead
post 1659880863 04-18-2022, 08:26 PM
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imagine being a mud blood for $25,000 lmfaoooooooo
post 1659881043 04-18-2022, 08:29 PM
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post 1659881163 04-18-2022, 08:32 PM
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Tell them you’re allergic to ppg so you can’t get it.
post 1659881213 04-18-2022, 08:33 PM
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I am in the same boat. Just started a new job and it is remote but they wanted proof of vax in case I visit the office. They and most places offer a medical and religious exemption. I reached out to my doctor back in December to get a medical exemption and they gave it to me. I gave it to my workplace and they accepted it. No vax + 120k salary bump. U mirin? Maybe you can pursue either medical or religious vax exemption OP.
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post 1659881273 04-18-2022, 08:34 PM
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Just fake it yourself, it's ridiculously easy to do.
post 1659881553 04-18-2022, 08:41 PM
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Fake vax card for sure.

If somehow they find out what are they going to do? Fire you?
post 1659895633 04-19-2022, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Fake vax card for sure.

If somehow they find out what are they going to do? Fire you?
How would they find out if it is fake? If they dont need a physical card and just a pic, then it might work
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post 1659895763 04-19-2022, 06:40 AM
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Ehh it's not so bad. I'M antivaxr but took the jab for work.

But I've also been suicidal before and figured I might get lucky.
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post 1659895923 04-19-2022, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By GTLpilotbrah⏩
I am in the same boat. Just started a new job and it is remote but they wanted proof of vax in case I visit the office. They and most places offer a medical and religious exemption. I reached out to my doctor back in December to get a medical exemption and they gave it to me. I gave it to my workplace and they accepted it. No vax + 120k salary bump. U mirin? Maybe you can pursue either medical or religious vax exemption OP.
What's your medical exemption?
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