My health teacher told us not to have anal sex because we will break the wall that separates the vagina and the rectum and the girl will get stankpussy. Then we watched an extremely graphic video of a hairy Japanese woman giving birth.

Then on another day the school police officer came in to give a presentation about drugs, during which he told a room full of 14 year olds that he will not hesitate to shoot any of us if he has to.

Murica

Who here remembers penis inspection day?

The first rule of penis inspection day is you do not talk about penis inspection day

Fair enough, can we talk about butthole inspection day then?

In 5th grade they separated the boys and girls and all the boys had to watch the boy video, girls with the girl video. It was about puberty and growing hair on your nuts. We laughed but it was no big deal. This was mostly pre-internet so we were still innocent at that age.

Well a group of us decided we had to see the girl video, so at lunch we snuck into the classroom and watched it. The whole thing was about periods and they showed a woman free bleeding from her hairy vag. One of my buddies started dry heaving and we ran out of the room with the video still playing.

We got caught of course but no one fessed up to whose idea it was.

Ya penis inspection day was pretty akward

in b4 libsoftiktok

Lmao I remember the 5th grade version of Sex Ed too. They separated boys and girls but we both learned about male and female anatomy. When we went back to our normal classroom, me and the girl who sat next to me looked at each other like this

Health class in high school was GOAT. My teacher was the football coach. Serious lulz including:

- Me asking if girls pee out of their butts
- Him talking all semester long about "woody", the wooden dildo that was brought out to show how to put a condom on
- Him losing our finals and asking each kid what they think they got on it. First few kids said low 90's, I said 100, entire class after says 100

The most vivid memory though was them showing a video of what dicks/vagoo looks like with STD's that go untreated. brb never eating cauliflower again.

I never got the chance to go to privates school

First I'm hearing about that. If one were to break the wall separating their anus and vagina wouldn't it just be one giant vagina/anus hole?

yea health education was more based back in the day. everything you needed to learn was from your family (hello old wives tales?) while students learned about economics math and literature in school

I don’t remember the specifics, I just remember walking away feeling like if you have straight-vaginal sex you will 100% get AIDS.