>At coffee-bar yesterday ( Cringe )
>Have a nice espresso machine at home
>Get cappuccino and sit outside.
>Bring cup back in before I leave
>Petite QT says "I like you outfit...hehe"
>Me; Thanks. I like yours too.
>Slowly backs away in cringe fashion due to my autism
>360 NOPE the fook OUT of there in embarrassment

LOL at OP.

srs.

Talk to more qts and you’ll become less autist

t-th-thanks y-you too

crazy to think that the sloot basically said that she would have sex with you if you play your cards right

feelsbadman

Pretty much BOYO.

Cringe HARD. caught me OFF guard.

When did sloots become so AGGRESSIVE? she looked so wholesome NO tats or PIERCINGs. yuck!

Didn't even look like she was interested in me. Expected her to say "Thanks for bringing the cup back or something"

Why me BOYO?

try men

She couldn't resist. The only thing to do now is go back every day at the same time and hope to see her again and right the wrong and correct this travesty.

Have been kinda thinking about going back knowing she couldn't resist. knowing to have my fire game ready to spit. SRS.

I semi believe you because the way you told this story was pretty autistic.

Don’t forget to tip an extra few bucks. After doing that for a few weeks she might ask your name.

Was probably dripping wet I didn't even tip in the first place. LOL.

DED fooking SRS.

srs.

brootal. Petite qt sloots are the best, man. hnnng

pics of outfit?

Girl wanted some of the clout. Ded srs.

Been seemingly been getting decent attention at the gym lately too despite still being a skinny twink. I think it is because most men my age are staring to become washed out. SRS.

SRS.

And then you COPE'd up.

Who cares? If she thinks you are attractive she won't even care that much if you are awkward. "Tee hee, it's cute how awkward I make him." She'll think something like that. Obviously there's a limit to how autistic you can be, but your real mistake was when you decided you had embarrassed yourself and backed out of the situation.

someone please chop Clout's face on this -

She was backing away first. Would've been more awkward if I stood there unaware she was trying to disengage.

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So you did a 360 and walked away?

Should said nice scent and sniffed hard af

Lmao. Didn't really smell anything but HNNNNNNGhhhhh coffeebeans to be honest. Been wanting to stock up on my PARFURME game though lately. Nothing better then "oooh, you smell good. Come closer." SRS.

srs.

Rough.

What are you actually supposed to do in this situation though? Asking for a friend

Perfect. Let's reschedule.

Das it mane. REPPED. srs

awfukbyelmao

go back there and say hello, introduce yourself, say we should meet for a drink, and ask for her number. once you get the number, get the f**k out of there - make that coffee to go! then later that night shoot her a quick text and ask her to meet you for a drink on the weekend. text ONLY to set up the next date, save the chit chat for the date! no chit chat on text!!!

you still own her srs