Look, i don't want to go into the details but I had to do a prostate exam and I got kicked out of the clinic.

I thought it would be funny to say something funny during the prostate exam just to release the tension,

But I ****ed up.

First of all, as he started to enter his finger I said softly ¨no homo¨, and he said ¨Pardon me?¨

I didn't reply and I was about to burst out laughing. About 5 seconds after I said really loudly ¨i'm GONNA EJACULATE¨ and this is when he got mad.

He basically told me the appointment is over aggressively to which I replied ¨you mad¨? and he said yes.

At the reception they told me I'm now banned and i'm pissed because they didnt even give me the results or anything. I feel violated.

This happened..

Still made me lol

It is the closest clinic in my area now I have to drive 30 minutes and get another finger in my ass

Prostate examines are an absolute life hack

You pay good money for a girl to do that and some cuck doctor does it for free