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post 1660407423 04-28-2022, 12:17 PM
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Nothing more beta than a man with a pathetic voice

it doesn’t matter how good looking the face is. If once you open your mouth you sound like a low test beta, it’s over for you
post 1660407553 04-28-2022, 12:19 PM
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post 1660407603 04-28-2022, 12:20 PM
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where's your vocaroo op
post 1660407693 04-28-2022, 12:22 PM
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OP is mad he sounds like a little ***git and guys keep hitting on him b/c he sounds gay
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post 1660407723 04-28-2022, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Watched this guy fight so many times and never knew he had that effeminate voice, this has makes me sad, thought he was GOAT at one Point but this changes everything
post 1660407833 04-28-2022, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta
where's your vocaroo op
I’ll post in a sec
Originally Posted By natypes
OP is mad he sounds like a little ***git and guys keep hitting on him b/c he sounds gay
No, guys hit on me bc I actually lift ****g0t

My voice is aesthetic tho I’m told
post 1660407883 04-28-2022, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By 73ers
I’ll post in a sec




Guys hit on me bc I actually lift *******. My voice is aesthetic I’m told
Told? By the little kids you groom or the figs at the gym? nonce
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post 1660408323 04-28-2022, 12:34 PM
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I agree with OP; forget height, weight, muscle mass, penis size etc. Nothing beats a commanding voice. It garners instant attention and respect even if you look like a piece of sh*t.

One of the easiest way to improve the deepness of your voice is to recite the following every day (preferably in the shower because the hot steam will relax your throat muscles):
King Kong, Ding Dong, Ping Pong.

Stress the -ng sound in each word for as long as possible (until you run out of breath). In 1 month, you'll find yourself with a noticeably deeper voice.
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post 1660408413 04-28-2022, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze
One of the easiest way to improve the deepness of your voice is to recite the following every day (preferably in the shower because the hot steam will relax your throat muscles):
King Kong, Ding Dong, Ping Pong. \.
Attacked King Kong's ding dong with my ping pong, now he's pissed

Wut do
post 1660408443 04-28-2022, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By natypes
Told? By the little kids you groom or the figs at the gym? nonce
Define kid
post 1660408543 04-28-2022, 12:37 PM
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Fuarkkk

post 1660409363 04-28-2022, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta
Attacked King Kong's ding dong with my ping pong, now he's pissed

Wut do
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post 1660411513 04-28-2022, 01:26 PM
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I was thinking Lee Haney sounded like a kid when he spoke in Generation Iron 2
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post 1660412283 04-28-2022, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
But who was Mike Tython?
This is literally the first thought that popped in my mind too
"Quiet boy! Where is your honor?.. Like all pure blooded Saiyans, Kakarot would rather die fighting than win with one of those disgraceful senzu beans as his crutch. Kakarot trained in the hyperbolic time chamber just as we did; now let's see what he can do."
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post 1660495603 04-30-2022, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By 73ers
I’ll post in a sec
post 1660496103 04-30-2022, 08:57 AM
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Lol of course OP doesn't post his voice and runs away like a cuckeroo
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post 1660496513 04-30-2022, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By M0nkeyPrick
Lol of course OP doesn't post his voice and runs away like a cuckeroo
OP's order got delayed, he's just waiting for this to arrive...


post 1660496733 04-30-2022, 09:10 AM
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On day 11 of no fap. My voice is definitely deeper.
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post 1660496923 04-30-2022, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By H00J
Fuarkkk

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post 1660497483 04-30-2022, 09:31 AM
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I like to think everyone in the world who doesn’t have a micro penis can make it.


But micro penis bros are straight up fuked, might as well transition and ride the tranny privilege.
post 1660497663 04-30-2022, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314
https://vocaroo.com/1mEcwit4VOSC
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post 1660497943 04-30-2022, 09:40 AM
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post 1660498233 04-30-2022, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
I like to think everyone in the world who doesn’t have a micro penis can make it.


But micro penis bros are straight up fuked, might as well transition and ride the tranny privilege.
This is very unsettling
Back with my Fam
post 1660498483 04-30-2022, 09:56 AM
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Um what about lineal heavyweight world champion and movie thar Mike Tython?



post 1660498723 04-30-2022, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By M0nkeyPrick
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post 1660499483 04-30-2022, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze
I agree with OP; forget height, weight, muscle mass, penis size etc. Nothing beats a commanding voice. It garners instant attention and respect even if you look like a piece of sh*t.

One of the easiest way to improve the deepness of your voice is to recite the following every day (preferably in the shower because the hot steam will relax your throat muscles):
King Kong, Ding Dong, Ping Pong.

Stress the -ng sound in each word for as long as possible (until you run out of breath). In 1 month, you'll find yourself with a noticeably deeper voice.
Interesting

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post 1660499853 04-30-2022, 10:31 AM
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Don't threaten Leonidas

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post 1660501923 04-30-2022, 11:16 AM
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You cannot post this thread without this video IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSFWgKl-O-A



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