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Thread: how could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits?

post 1660821063 05-06-2022, 06:44 AM
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how could it take you 5 minutes to cook your grits?

when it takes the entire grit eating world, 20 minutes?
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I don’t know. I’m a fast cook, i guess.
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Depends on the grind and if it’s parcooked. I’m sure parcooked grits (similar process to instant oatmeal or minute rice) would be done in 5 mins. Most grits cooks in like 45mins-hour. 20mins seems severely undercooked. The grind I buy I like to rest it after it’s cooked so process takes like 2 hours before I’m willing to add butter or cream.
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Grits are fuking disgusting. Fuking peasant food.

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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Grits are fuking disgusting. Fuking peasant food.
I like them Ronnie Coleman style srs.

1. Cook/microwave grits (add a little salt)

2. Scramble one egg + cup of egg whites

3. Add cooked egg/whites to cooked grits and add a slice of sharp cheddar cheese

Pretty good when you've been in a calorie deficit for five damn months lol.

edit: BTW it's not lost on me that we're discussing My Cousin Vinny ITT.
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Pretty sure its common knowledge everyone makes grits like the GOAT

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Originally Posted By DrewDarden⏩
I like them Ronnie Coleman style srs.

1. Cook/microwave grits (add a little salt)

2. Scramble one egg + cup of egg whites

3. Add cooked egg/whites to cooked grits and add a slice of sharp cheddar cheese

Pretty good when you've been in a calorie deficit for five damn months lol.

edit: BTW it's not lost on me that we're discussing My Cousin Vinny ITT.
That's exactly how my bumpkin ass cousins eat that chit. No thank you...
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post 1660823093 05-06-2022, 07:28 AM
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Lived in the south for over 20 yrs, eaten grits less than 10 times.
"Oh but they're good if you add butter and cheese to them"
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Or perhaps the laws of physics CEASE TO EXIST on YOUR STOVE!
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Originally Posted By squat_blaster⏩
Pretty sure its common knowledge everyone makes grits like the GOAT

He looks like he works out.
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No self-respectin southerner uses instant grits.
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Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove?
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Depends on the grind and if it’s parcooked. I’m sure parcooked grits (similar process to instant oatmeal or minute rice) would be done in 5 mins. Most grits cooks in like 45mins-hour. 20mins seems severely undercooked. The grind I buy I like to rest it after it’s cooked so process takes like 2 hours before I’m willing to add butter or cream.
No self respectin southerner would eat instant grits.
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