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Forum » Paying an escort to sit on my face while she is wearing yoga pants. Alpha as fuk?

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Thread: Paying an escort to sit on my face while she is wearing yoga pants. Alpha as fuk?

post 1661084993 05-10-2022, 09:36 PM
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Paying an escort to sit on my face while she is wearing yoga pants. Alpha as fuk?

Is this alpha as fuk?
post 1661085133 05-10-2022, 09:43 PM
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lmao why would you pay for anything other than balls deep.


what do you ass ****s do? jerk off while some skank puts her schithole on your face?

every day we stray further from god
post 1661085183 05-10-2022, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
lmao why would you pay for anything other than balls deep.


what do you ass ****s do? jerk off while some skank puts her schithole on your face?

every day we stray further from god
lol
post 1661085193 05-10-2022, 09:45 PM
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If you were alpha girls would sit on your face with no yoga pants and no charge
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post 1661085353 05-10-2022, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
lmao why would you pay for anything other than balls deep.


what do you ass ****s do? jerk off while some skank puts her schithole on your face?

every day we stray further from god
Sex with an escort doesn't appeal to me.

Forgot to mention I would not be jerking off in this scenario.
post 1661085783 05-10-2022, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
Sex with an escort doesn't appeal to me.

Forgot to mention I would not be jerking off in this scenario.
That's even worse
post 1661086023 05-10-2022, 10:11 PM
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BRB literally 15 men inside her in last 24 hours alone and some 400 pound std ridden/drug addict fat mans shlong juices sitting on OPs face the girl does nasty things out of

Worst part, paying for that


There is absolutely NOTHING alpha of any of this at all


What is wrong with some of y’all, not even disgusting in a good way
Eating "clean" doesn't mean eating "healthy"

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post 1661086223 05-10-2022, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Ramoneb87⏩
If you were alpha girls would sit on your face with no yoga pants and no charge
No alpha would be for you to sit on the girls face with no yoga pants and no wipe
post 1661087563 05-10-2022, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Olympia2018⏩
BRB literally 15 men inside her in last 24 hours alone and some 400 pound std ridden/drug addict fat mans shlong juices sitting on OPs face the girl does nasty things out of

Worst part, paying for that


There is absolutely NOTHING alpha of any of this at all


What is wrong with some of y’all, not even disgusting in a good way
Fair points. But how different is this from the average female in 2022? Probably won't be 15 men in 24 hours, but 15 men in the past month is realistic.
post 1661087873 05-10-2022, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
Fair points. But how different is this from the average female in 2022? Probably won't be 15 men in 24 hours, but 15 men in the past month is realistic.
Cope.

If turbosloots are the only thing you're able to pull (if any), that is on you.
That's just why some people have to pay for sex.
post 1661087973 05-10-2022, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By QuitYourCrying⏩
Fair points. But how different is this from the average female in 2022? Probably won't be 15 men in 24 hours, but 15 men in the past month is realistic.
At least those men aren’t paying to have hidden sex who are majorly more likely to have STDs/diseases in general and sloths.

But even then I’m not down for a girl who’s been with that many dudes ever, I’ve turned down super models, millionaires, who I found out are sleeping with dozens of men or even just a few guy friends, those are poison for your well being

One girl who’s parents were in the Saudi oil industry paid for her in Beverly Hills, had a brand new Jaguar v10, I turned down cause she wanted to have some guy friends if we dated she slept with before


I can’t imagine paying a girl for sex and I’ve slept with over 500 woman, srs. No life long stds thank god and I’ve recently changed


If a girl has a cleanish record I’m all over it doing everything un humane with her tho.


Girls are meant to be mine/ for men, we are not theirs.
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post 1661088063 05-10-2022, 11:23 PM
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depends on the last time she washed her yoga pants ...yucky
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post 1661088143 05-10-2022, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Olympia2018⏩
BRB literally 15 men inside her in last 24 hours alone and some 400 pound std ridden/drug addict fat mans shlong juices sitting on OPs face the girl does nasty things out of

Worst part, paying for that


There is absolutely NOTHING alpha of any of this at all


What is wrong with some of y’all, not even disgusting in a good way
This.
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post 1661088223 05-10-2022, 11:29 PM
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Lol phuck that don't think the yoga pants will stop the herpes
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post 1661122773 05-11-2022, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Olympia2018⏩
But even then I’m not down for a girl who’s been with that many dudes ever...
Originally Posted By Olympia2018⏩
I’ve slept with over 500 woman, srs.
Classic misc.
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pretty legit alpha
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post 1661123893 05-11-2022, 02:22 PM
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Get a girl to do it for free then it can be alpha
post 1661124133 05-11-2022, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Olympia2018⏩
At least those men aren’t paying to have hidden sex who are majorly more likely to have STDs/diseases in general and sloths.

But even then I’m not down for a girl who’s been with that many dudes ever, I’ve turned down super models, millionaires, who I found out are sleeping with dozens of men or even just a few guy friends, those are poison for your well being

One girl who’s parents were in the Saudi oil industry paid for her in Beverly Hills, had a brand new Jaguar v10, I turned down cause she wanted to have some guy friends if we dated she slept with before


I can’t imagine paying a girl for sex and I’ve slept with over 500 woman, srs. No life long stds thank god and I’ve recently changed


If a girl has a cleanish record I’m all over it doing everything un humane with her tho.


Girls are meant to be mine/ for men, we are not theirs.
I like em fresh with low millage
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post 1661124183 05-11-2022, 02:27 PM
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>paying for sex
>alpha

you must pick one
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post 1661124193 05-11-2022, 02:27 PM
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Alpha
Paying an escort

Chose 1



Edit:
Originally Posted By MonsieurWhite⏩
>paying for sex
>alpha

you must pick one
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
I like em fresh with low millage
Never paid crew * enjoy the challenge of getting laid crew *
You've been down bad for that one Chinese girl that you've gotten laid with months ago

Sit down bro
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Originally Posted By AshWar⏩
You've been down bad for that one Chinese girl that you've gotten laid with months ago

Sit down bro
Hahaha you got me there bro

Being down bad is wack
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