I imagine profanity was invented, like, twenty MINUTES after tools were.

I imagine we invented tools, then invented swearing that same afternoon the very first time the cocksucker wouldn't fukken fit in the fukking thing or the bastard was the wrong size for the stupid piece of chit.

Since time immemorial, man's ability to improve his environment has walked hand in hand with his ability to furiously curse out inanimate objects.

Housework done, going to go have a beer. Happy Saturday *******s.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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