"Whoever smelt it, dealt it"---Fallacy

As I was slanging steel in the gymnasium I smelt a horrid stench which was obviously a fart from either the HTC hoe on one side of me or the boomer cuck on the other side or possibly the Twink over on the other side of the hoe.

It was at that moment that I realized the maxim we have all been raised with is a paramount fallacy. I smelt it and yet I did not dealt it. Very illuminating moment.

Discuss.