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post 1661340793 05-15-2022, 10:33 AM
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"Your date was my fukkbuddy back in 2011"

Some fağgot told me that.

So I was at a wedding of one of my HS friends. Saw childhood friends there that I havent seen in years. Had a good time.

Anyways then I went to piss and the dude that was pissing next to me suddenly said that "me and your date were fukbuddies , I think back in 2011".

Tf was that? Should I have cut his penis and then put it in his pocket or what? Just said k awesome and then left the place instead. Not sure maybe I shouldve beaten him up.
post 1661340833 05-15-2022, 10:34 AM
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post 1661340943 05-15-2022, 10:36 AM
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post 1661341013 05-15-2022, 10:37 AM
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It's been a decade...it would be weird if it was a few months ago.
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post 1661341023 05-15-2022, 10:37 AM
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sounds like someone asking for an asswhipping. much disrespect
post 1661341123 05-15-2022, 10:39 AM
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You should have acted surprised, then turned to face him with your whole body (including dink) and said "What?!" while pissing all over him "accidentally".
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1661341183 05-15-2022, 10:40 AM
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11 years ago, buddy living in the past
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post 1661341373 05-15-2022, 10:45 AM
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He is giving you a heads up. The fact that you are angry instead of appreciative is some cuck mentality nonsense. Now you know the girl is a hoe in case you were considering, or already, treating her like a lady.
post 1661341473 05-15-2022, 10:47 AM
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LOL what a douche

But he got to you, don't deny it.

Now he's living rent free in your head....

Can't get the image of his crusty dikk being shoved into her face out of your head...prolly had way more glow then too

Just dump her now
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post 1661341483 05-15-2022, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
11 years ago, buddy living in the past
he did it for some weird "dominance" thing. imo
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post 1661341493 05-15-2022, 10:47 AM
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He probably can't let go after a decade JFL
post 1661341663 05-15-2022, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
He is giving you a heads up. The fact that you are angry instead of appreciative is some cuck mentality nonsense. Now you know the girl is a hoe in case you were considering, or already, treating her like a lady.
Congrats on being the first retarded post of the day.
post 1661341773 05-15-2022, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By TappingTheZen⏩
He's probably can't let go after a decade JFL
Thats gotta be some simulation sheit man srs
post 1661341833 05-15-2022, 10:55 AM
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"She told me about a guy she was hooking up with 10 or so years ago whose cock wasn't big enough to get her off. Nice to put a face to the story."
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post 1661341863 05-15-2022, 10:55 AM
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Pretty based imo.

Luckily it’s your date and not your wife. Lol
post 1661341983 05-15-2022, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Congrats on being the first retarded post of the day.
Coming from a eunuch cuckold type that is a complimentit means you know I am right...
post 1661342023 05-15-2022, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By GeezersPalace⏩
Pretty based imo.

Luckily it’s your date and not your wife. Lol
Even if I'll end up with someone else chances are high she had couple fwbs aswell
post 1661342053 05-15-2022, 10:58 AM
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Stuff like this isnt new

Remember that Seinfeld episode where Jerry was dating Newmans ex?
post 1661342073 05-15-2022, 10:59 AM
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Why are U dating people near your high school group.

10 degrees of separation.
post 1661342163 05-15-2022, 11:01 AM
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lol he got to **** her for free and she begged for him while you have to take her old ass on dates to maybe get a kiss. Cucked big time and you know it.
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post 1661342203 05-15-2022, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
Coming from a eunuch cuckold type that is a complimentit means you know I am right...
Then you top it off with this low effort cope.

Just take that L and sit down boyo.
post 1661342263 05-15-2022, 11:03 AM
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Get rid of her and live to fight another day.
post 1661342313 05-15-2022, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Fang2⏩
It's been a decade...it would be weird if it was a few months ago.
Still mad disrespectful
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post 1661342433 05-15-2022, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Then you top it off with this low effort cope.

Just take that L and sit down boyo.
You revealed yourself cucko lol
post 1661342513 05-15-2022, 11:10 AM
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"I don't give a phuck, you cuck son of a bitch".


Then move on.
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post 1661342623 05-15-2022, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By GeezersPalace⏩
Get rid of her and live to fight another day.
Why not smash a few more times? Lol it's just his date, and the other guy obviously said it to rustle out of jealously of OP smashing dat ass now.
post 1661342723 05-15-2022, 11:14 AM
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it's so crazy how sly women are. for any woman that's ever been fwb, this would be the reaction..

i wonder if they want people knowing. i wonder what they do..
post 1661342753 05-15-2022, 11:14 AM
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"That's why I'm dating her now".... and give a wink.
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post 1661342763 05-15-2022, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Why not smash a few more times? Lol it's just his date, and the other guy obviously said it to rustle out of jealously of OP smashing dat ass now.
The guy def punked opie.. but i wouldn't end the relationship because of that. because unless you marry a female incel, your girl was someones **** buddy
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post 1661342813 05-15-2022, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Why not smash a few more times? Lol it's just his date, and the other guy obviously said it to rustle out of jealously of OP smashing dat ass now.
I seriously doubt it. 10 years later I imagine the glow is long burnt out.
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