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05-16-2022, 05:00 PM
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Let me tell you how to get rid of Whey protein farts and bloating.
Sup non-lifting Misc?
For all you non-lifters who suck down multiple protein shakes per day and get bloated, gassy, and expel disgusting protein farts, let me fill you in on a secret to help (unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case please continue sniffing your own farts).

Fukking Kefir.
Mix some of this into every protein shake you make and watch your boating and gas go away.
Here's what I found in terms of research and data to corroborate what I am saying:
Spoiler!
Thank you for your time.
For all you non-lifters who suck down multiple protein shakes per day and get bloated, gassy, and expel disgusting protein farts, let me fill you in on a secret to help (unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case please continue sniffing your own farts).

Fukking Kefir.
Mix some of this into every protein shake you make and watch your boating and gas go away.
Here's what I found in terms of research and data to corroborate what I am saying:
Spoiler!
Fukk you, do your own research or just give it a try. Mixing the strawberry into chocolate protein is fukking delicious. Or mix the blueberry into vanilla protein. So good.
Thank you for your time.
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05-16-2022, 05:10 PM
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or just buy betain HCL with pepsin and take that with high protein/whey protein meals and problem solves plus better absorption/digestion
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05-16-2022, 05:12 PM
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- Robmnrd
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Originally Posted By Jestbrah⏩
Hey Jestbrah why don't you go shill your products in your own thread?or just buy betain HCL with pepsin and take that with high protein/whey protein meals and problem solves plus better absorption/digestion
Fukk you.
Not srs, about to go look up Betain HCL right now (srs).
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05-16-2022, 05:12 PM
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05-16-2022, 05:17 PM
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Whey is chit protein.
Eggs
Liver
Herring
Greek yogurt full fat
Brewers yeast
Eggs
Liver
Herring
Greek yogurt full fat
Brewers yeast
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05-16-2022, 05:19 PM
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05-16-2022, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Damn you're lucky. It's especially annoying when it happens at night.Never had that problem srs.
Originally Posted By 8eggs⏩
I don't disagree, tbh. I've got a tub that I am finishing up right now, but it's slow going because of the bloating/gas problem (which I seem to have remedied for myself with Kefir), and because I honestly feel like it doesn't work as well as actual food. Whether that is placebo or not, I don't particularly care. Once my current tub is finally gone I probably won't order any more.Whey is chit protein.
Eggs
Liver
Herring
Greek yogurt full fat
Brewers yeast
Eggs
Liver
Herring
Greek yogurt full fat
Brewers yeast
Originally Posted By mikebadg3⏩
Next time you buy some, give it a shot!dang, i just had a whole bottle of strawberry banana a little bit ago. ded srs
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05-16-2022, 05:29 PM
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And if you like Kiefer.
Try actual goat Kiefer...yes goat not GOAT
it's expensive but delicious.
Try actual goat Kiefer...yes goat not GOAT
it's expensive but delicious.
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05-16-2022, 05:35 PM
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i like digestive enzymes and a probiotic
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05-16-2022, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By 8eggs⏩
whey is probably one of the best protein's as far as digestion and absorption % is for hypertrophyWhey is chit protein.
Eggs
Liver
Herring
Greek yogurt full fat
Brewers yeast
Eggs
Liver
Herring
Greek yogurt full fat
Brewers yeast
eggs come with lots of digestive sensitivities/allergies, also lots of complications with cooked vs uncooked and bioavailability with /without the yolk
liver is great but you can only eat so much
greek yogurt either comes with fat or carbs which milk fat is NOT good i dont care what keto ******* you listen to.
idk why brewer's yeast is even put in here theres better supplements to give the benefits brewer's yeast does
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05-16-2022, 06:17 PM
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People still buy protein powder in 2022? I actually stopped at a VS the other day and supp prices are through the roof.
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