Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum Β» Which BUT would you choose?
  1. Results 1 to 24 of 24
  2. Page 1 of 1

Thread: Which BUT would you choose?

post 1662042353 05-29-2022, 03:04 AM
-
#1
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  3. Join Date: Sep 2004
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 43
  6. Posts: 27,392
  7. Subscribers: 2
  8. Rep Power: 157887

Which BUT would you choose?

No, not THAT kind of but I'm afraid.

You have to chose one of the following scenarios where you have a pro, but you have to take a con

1. 6'6", 260lbs, 10% bf yoked as phuck and very strong...BUT must live rest of life in total forced social isolation and absolute celibacy. I'm not talking about content solitude, I mean NO-ONE will want to talk to you or be your friend. Women will not so much as look at you.

2. 30 million in cash...BUT vivid, horrendous nightmares every night.

3. Ability to fly up to 12,000 feet and up to 150mph...BUT whilst on the ground you will be permanently dizzy and disorientated, unless you lie down or recline.

4. Be a beloved King with a sprawling Grand Palace, personal army, loyal citizens, enormous wealth and power...BUT you are a 5'2" 100lbs dweeb with a 1 inch pen0r, and no muscle mass or strength (you cannot build muscle)

5. Immense 400 IQ intelligence and powerful psychic powers...BUT the three senses smell, sound, taste will be set to negative, so basically everything will smell bad, sound bad and taste bad.








Here's an actual butt, just for your time.

Cook the man some eggs!
post 1662042443 05-29-2022, 03:11 AM
-
#2
  1. steeler505
  2. πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί
  1. steeler505
  2. πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί
  3. Join Date: Nov 2016
  4. Location: Denmark
  5. Posts: 22,068
  6. Rep Power: 156449
repped for creativity srs

will have to think abt this one
**Misc. Pureblood Crew**
**No Hymen No Diamond Crew**
**Russia/anti-degen Crew**
**Her anus tint tells you everything you need to about her Crew**

Auto-negging posts with instagram/tiktok links and not embedding a single image
post 1662042603 05-29-2022, 03:19 AM
-
#3
  1. buwbs
  2. Registered User
  1. buwbs
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Posts: 14,390
  5. Rep Power: 25363
2 srs
post 1662042833 05-29-2022, 03:35 AM
-
#4
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  3. Join Date: Sep 2004
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 43
  6. Posts: 27,392
  7. Subscribers: 2
  8. Rep Power: 157887
Answering my own thread, but I would probably take 4. Whilst being that small would suck, at least I would be comfortable and enjoy a good lifestyle.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1662043303 05-29-2022, 04:12 AM
-
#5
  1. MadBabby
  2. thanks obama
  1. MadBabby
  2. thanks obama
  3. Join Date: Jun 2012
  4. Location: London, Lietuviu rajonas, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 32
  6. Posts: 1,302
  7. Rep Power: 12457
5, first order of business would be to get rid of smell, taste and sound, then proceed to psychically rule over mankind
See JackedCracker's sig
post 1662043433 05-29-2022, 04:25 AM
-
#6
  1. Jandels
  2. Yep
  1. Jandels
  2. Yep
  3. Join Date: Oct 2020
  4. Posts: 23,932
  5. Subscribers: 2
  6. Rep Power: 112397
I think 4 is the best deal, I could live as a manlet king with a small cod-piece. Followed closely by 3, flying would be bad ass, and being permanatly drunk when on the ground is a fair trade.

1 is definatly the worst. By far
Damn
post 1662043553 05-29-2022, 04:34 AM
-
#7
  1. buwbs
  2. Registered User
  1. buwbs
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2020
  4. Posts: 14,390
  5. Rep Power: 25363
tbh i'm already a 5'9 version of 1 & 5 srs

FML
post 1662044533 05-29-2022, 05:32 AM
-
#8
  1. 13nick31
  2. AVI at 175 from 4/2013
  1. 13nick31
  2. AVI at 175 from 4/2013
  3. Join Date: Jun 2007
  4. Location: Ohio, United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 866
  7. Rep Power: 8770
#3.

Since I can fly, I'd never touch the ground, I'd just float and never get dizzy.
*Left Handed Crew*

"People once believed, that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens, that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes the crow could bring that soul back to put the wrong things right."
post 1662045413 05-29-2022, 06:04 AM
-
#9
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  3. Join Date: Sep 2004
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 43
  6. Posts: 27,392
  7. Subscribers: 2
  8. Rep Power: 157887
Originally Posted By 13nick31⏩
#3.

Since I can fly, I'd never touch the ground, I'd just float and never get dizzy.
You'd still have to eat, sleep and keep warm etc. Other than being able to fly, all other human biological laws would apply.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1662045503 05-29-2022, 06:06 AM
-
#10
  1. poolshark472
  2. Registered User
  1. poolshark472
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2006
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 14,120
  6. Rep Power: 47214
#3.
post 1662045653 05-29-2022, 06:16 AM
-
#11
  1. Bodhy
  2. Paddling to New Zealand
  1. Bodhy
  2. Paddling to New Zealand
  3. Join Date: Mar 2020
  4. Posts: 17,326
  5. Rep Power: 0
What's wrong with the 30 mill? Nothing says you can't treat the nightmares, right?


Spend a small amount getting medication and psychotherapy to treat the nightmares. Enjoy rest of 30 million.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1662045693 05-29-2022, 06:16 AM
-
#12
  1. Shortfuze
  2. "Your one f*ck fantasy"
  1. Shortfuze
  2. "Your one f*ck fantasy"
  3. Join Date: Feb 2004
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 31,897
  6. Rep Power: 179945
1. I'll be my own best friend.
*Simplicity is the key to life*

Thanks ZBlacktt for the mod rep!
Thanks ForumSentinel for the admin rep!
Thanks Gxp23 for the mod rep!
Thanks 400LB Gorilla for the mod rep!
Thanks CountryMike for admin rep!
Thanks Nics1246 for mod rep!

I got married on August 24, 2013!!
αƒš(β•Ήβ—‘β•Ήαƒš)
post 1662046363 05-29-2022, 06:38 AM
-
#13
  1. AlwaysFocus
  2. Registered AI
  1. AlwaysFocus
  2. Registered AI
  3. Join Date: Sep 2016
  4. Location: BC, Canada
  5. Posts: 43,341
  6. Rep Power: 354666
2, I love nightmares

Dont even care about the money
post 1662046433 05-29-2022, 06:41 AM
-
#14
  1. proudmanlet
  2. Registered Weapon
  1. proudmanlet
  2. Registered Weapon
  3. Join Date: Oct 2011
  4. Height: 5'5"
  5. Posts: 65,134
  6. Subscribers: 4
  7. Rep Power: 1172519
6..
post 1662046483 05-29-2022, 06:43 AM
-
#15
  1. yewotm8
  2. Registered User
  1. yewotm8
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2017
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 17,781
  6. Rep Power: 50628
3 easy. "Sorry guys, flying really takes a lot out of me. Ok that's better, what were you saying?"
post 1662046493 05-29-2022, 06:43 AM
-
#16
  1. iputyouatapoint
  2. Registered User
  1. iputyouatapoint
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2020
  4. Posts: 4,939
  5. Rep Power: 12259
I'd probably pick 2.

I need more money.
post 1662046623 05-29-2022, 06:49 AM
-
#17
  1. katya422
  1. katya422
  3. Join Date: Dec 2011
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 34,673
  6. Rep Power: 372543
Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Most miscers have the physical characteristics of #4 anyway, so it's a bonus if they take that one.
#4 is probably the best anyway. #2 sucks, but I think you would get acclimated to nightmares over time...like forced exposure therapy.
INTP Crew
Inattentive ADD Crew
Mom That Miscs Crew
post 1662046633 05-29-2022, 06:50 AM
-
#18
  1. radrd
  1. radrd
  3. Join Date: Apr 2018
  4. Posts: 13,519
  5. Rep Power: 145829
Number 4 wouldn't be so bad. You could work around your physical inadequacies to have a pretty bitchin life. I'm sure there are plenty of hot dwarf chicks that would bang me.
post 1662053013 05-29-2022, 09:45 AM
-
#19
  1. userO1ROTHKVUIA
  2. Lemon_Squeezer
  1. userO1ROTHKVUIA
  2. Lemon_Squeezer
  3. Join Date: Sep 2020
  4. Posts: 3,090
  5. Rep Power: 12126
4 is basically Jim Jong Il
post 1662053603 05-29-2022, 09:59 AM
-
#20
  1. Lowkick
  2. Registered User
  1. Lowkick
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2016
  4. Age: 31
  5. Posts: 1,908
  6. Rep Power: 12708
#2 and it's not even close.
Registered Dietitian Crew
Misc Wristwatch Crew
I taste protein shakes for a living srs
3x3 crew
post 1662054553 05-29-2022, 10:20 AM
-
#21
  1. whitepaper
  2. Registered User
  1. whitepaper
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jun 2011
  4. Posts: 20,840
  5. Rep Power: 55720
5. Then develop a solution to neutralize the effects of negative sense, smell, taste
2014 Misc Resolution: Negging no pics (screen captures of text don't count as pics)

HairyWBush Reps for life - Hamster Compassion: https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=181804893
post 1662054953 05-29-2022, 10:28 AM
-
#22
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  1. maori-rap
  2. Dos hand signal
  3. Join Date: Sep 2004
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Age: 43
  6. Posts: 27,392
  7. Subscribers: 2
  8. Rep Power: 157887
Originally Posted By whitepaper⏩
5. Then develop a solution to neutralize the effects of negative sense, smell, taste
I like the way you think, but the idea is that the cons are non-refundable payments and you cannot be "cured" to speak. Just have to live with it.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1662055203 05-29-2022, 10:37 AM
-
#23
  1. Better Unborn
  2. β™” King Rotter β™”
  1. Better Unborn
  2. β™” King Rotter β™”
  3. Join Date: Aug 2003
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 26,485
  6. Rep Power: 181877
3, easy.

I'd just constantly float a foot off the ground to be 6'9 (minimum height to be seen as a man in 2022 by women)
(__Y__) Misc Buck Breaker (__Y__)
( o Y o ) Milk Wagon Engineer ( o Y o )
~@( Official Youthful Glow Connoisseur )@~
post 1662055343 05-29-2022, 10:41 AM
-
#24
  1. SmithMachineGuy
  1. SmithMachineGuy
  3. Join Date: Sep 2009
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 19,756
  6. Rep Power: 107444
1. So my life right now, only I'm 6'6", 260lbs, 10% bf yoked as phuck and very strong?

2. So my life right now, but I also have 30 million in cash?

3. Ability to fly up to 12,000 feet and up to 150mph...BUT whilst on the ground you will be permanently dizzy and disorientated, unless you lie down or recline. This seems like the winner if I can be constantly flying or lying down.

4. Be a beloved King with a sprawling Grand Palace, personal army, loyal citizens, enormous wealth and power...BUT I'm a bit shorter and have a bigger penis?

5. Immense 400 IQ intelligence and powerful psychic powers...BUT the three senses smell, sound, taste will be set to negative, so basically everything will smell bad, sound bad and taste bad. This one sucks, because no music, and imagine the smells.


Ok, I think I go with 3 here.
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts