Be me, a tall, dark, and handsome brah HENCH AF

At the gym tossing steel like it's baby weight.

Hoes loving me, they mans handcuffing

One particular case of bitchmadeness--Some punk mean mugging cause his fake titty bitch salivating

I A-mog doing Strict OHP

A few minutes later ddsf1 sees soyo doing machine incline

Ddsf1 has two demons posted up on his shoulders whispering poison in his ears (but ddsf1 is immune to poison)

Demon on the left says go jack him in front of his hoe

Demon on the right says go jack him in front of his hoe

Ddsf1 always does the right thing

I go and just sit in the machine when he was in between sets having a cuckversation with a boomer (looked like a 035 miscer)

Cucko says ""Hey!?!?"

Ddsf1 replies " What dawg? Im working in" and mad dawgs the fuk out of him

His hoe is doing some girlie band workout like ten feet away and is staring with such desire

Ddsf1 does not let cuck work in again. I just sit there smiling at his hoe

The bitch starts a Convo. Cucko is raging. She gives me her number as I stare right at cuck.

About half an hour later I am leaving and cucko and some 035 miscers are staring at me and huffing and puffing

I just lol

In my car about to chirp out saying the Tefilat Haderech before I bounce and the hoe texts me apologizing about her jealous and controlling bf and that we should hang out.

I kiss my Russian flag that I always keep on my dash and smile as I drive off.

We need more stories Dr.Swole style back on the MISC!