06-05-2022, 04:55 AM
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Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons???

I loe e.
06-05-2022, 05:11 AM
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We don't know that Adam had one, but my guess is aesthetics.
06-05-2022, 05:14 AM
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Lol @ his tiny dink and Eve isn't even hot. I'd rather bang the snek
06-05-2022, 05:20 AM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
And not the sloot?Lol @ his tiny dink and Eve isn't even hot. I'd rather bang the snek
I loe e.
06-05-2022, 07:08 AM
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It's a myth...
If we are asking whether these people in history had belly buttons, it's a nonsensical question because it's merely a story and not how humans arose on the planet.
Since they dont say in the story what the characters had, we dont know if the characters had a navel in the story. That would be at the discretion of the anonymous writers of Genesis, who apparently didnt bother to go into that detail.
If we are asking whether these people in history had belly buttons, it's a nonsensical question because it's merely a story and not how humans arose on the planet.
Since they dont say in the story what the characters had, we dont know if the characters had a navel in the story. That would be at the discretion of the anonymous writers of Genesis, who apparently didnt bother to go into that detail.
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06-05-2022, 07:10 AM
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06-05-2022, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By numberguy12⏩
I had a guy at work tell me he didn't believe in evolutionIt's a myth...
If we are asking whether these people in history had belly buttons, it's a nonsensical question because it's merely a story and not how humans arose on the planet.
Since they dont say in the story what the characters had, we dont know if the characters had a navel in the story. That would be at the discretion of the anonymous writers of Genesis, who apparently didnt bother to go into that detail.
If we are asking whether these people in history had belly buttons, it's a nonsensical question because it's merely a story and not how humans arose on the planet.
Since they dont say in the story what the characters had, we dont know if the characters had a navel in the story. That would be at the discretion of the anonymous writers of Genesis, who apparently didnt bother to go into that detail.
I said ,wait ,you've seen the dinosaurs in the museum of natural history right ?
Well I dont know about dinosaurs and how they fit in
Ok,so cavemen came after Adam and eve ?
Well,There were no cavemen ,they've never found a skeleton
So
You don't believe in evolution aside from the signs
But you believe some mfer walked on water?
Ok
06-05-2022, 07:34 AM
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Why did Adam have nipples as well if God made him out of nowhere? Men don't have a need for nipples.
Eve is looking thicc though, might fap later
Eve is looking thicc though, might fap later
Wort ew in th wold.
06-05-2022, 07:37 AM
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06-05-2022, 08:24 AM
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NGL Eve's body's looking right except he made her arms too big.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
06-05-2022, 08:27 AM
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OP you've chosen a strange hill to die on in the battle over the literal factual truth of the bible, but I admire your search for novelty (srs). My hypothetical counterargument would be that you've proven that one artist (or more, potentially) has rendered Adam and Eve with the offending belly button, but that doesn't nessesarily mean that the literal Adam and Eve had them therefore your evidence is invalidated as fruit of the poisonous tree... so to speak.
06-05-2022, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
God can get a little cranky when his blood sugar swings.Why was the ultimate sin eating from the tree “of knowledge of good and evil”
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
06-05-2022, 08:41 AM
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They also had two sons who eventually had children. Must have banged their mom or a sister we never heard about.
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Even the LTC crew is to HTC for Eve
06-05-2022, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
Because the knowledge of evil means the ability to do evil. In the Kingdom of God the lion shall lay down with the lamb brah. There is no evil. That is the Christian theological perspective anyway.Why was the ultimate sin eating from the tree “of knowledge of good and evil”
06-05-2022, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
The story is warning to men that women give into temptation and lured by evil. The snake seduced eve to give adam the forbidden fruit.Why was the ultimate sin eating from the tree “of knowledge of good and evil”
Look at women today, easily seduced, brainwashed and lured by evil. Its why they were never allowed to vote and no civilization was run by women or succeeded.
06-05-2022, 08:59 AM
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Real tea answer: The stories in the bible, especially the old testament, were never meant to be taken literally.
3 brain cell mouth breathers took these parables and actually believed them to be real.
Right or wrong, the bible is a great book, if only for the moral compass.
The TL;DR is that Adam and Eve never existed, and were meant to be representations of the coming of humans and what makes us "us", specifically the ideas of knowledge, self consciousness, and the recognition of good and evil.
3 brain cell mouth breathers took these parables and actually believed them to be real.
Right or wrong, the bible is a great book, if only for the moral compass.
The TL;DR is that Adam and Eve never existed, and were meant to be representations of the coming of humans and what makes us "us", specifically the ideas of knowledge, self consciousness, and the recognition of good and evil.
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06-05-2022, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By ChaliHo⏩
Sloots gon sloot dropped in Chapter One of probably the most significant work ever published in the history of the human species, and brahs today still don't get the message.The story is warning to men that women give into temptation and lured by evil. The snake seduced eve to give adam the forbidden fruit.
Look at women today, easily seduced, brainwashed and lured by evil. Its why they were never allowed to vote and no civilization was run by women or succeeded.
Look at women today, easily seduced, brainwashed and lured by evil. Its why they were never allowed to vote and no civilization was run by women or succeeded.
06-05-2022, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
Militant Atheist also take it literally lolReal tea answer: The stories in the bible, especially the old testament, were never meant to be taken literally.
3 brain cell mouth breathers took these parables and actually believed them to be real.
Right or wrong, the bible is a great book, if only for the moral compass.
The TL;DR is that Adam and Eve never existed, and were meant to be representations of the coming of humans and what makes us "us", specifically the ideas of knowledge, self consciousness, and the recognition of good and evil.
3 brain cell mouth breathers took these parables and actually believed them to be real.
Right or wrong, the bible is a great book, if only for the moral compass.
The TL;DR is that Adam and Eve never existed, and were meant to be representations of the coming of humans and what makes us "us", specifically the ideas of knowledge, self consciousness, and the recognition of good and evil.
06-05-2022, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Yup and follow up warnings as well, Samson and Delilah is another story of betrayal by a female, they warn you of the jezebel spirit. Amber heard is a prime example of a manipulative snake.Sloots gon sloot dropped in Chapter One of probably the most significant work ever published in the history of the human species, and brahs today still don't get the message.
06-05-2022, 09:39 AM
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what about wiping? did the tree of life make them have to poop? were they eating meat during those days? and if the tree of life was making them live forever, how long did they stay there? how could it be eden without toilet paper or plumbing for toilets? some things we may never know about that place. like the flaming sword, when did that go away? perhaps during the flood? if eve didn't give adam the forbidden fruit, would he have been sentenced to leave as well, or was it just going to be eve? who can say? who can honestly say?
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Originally Posted By Postmort3m⏩
Things were closer to perfection then. Adam and Eve and their children had more children to be multiple across the Middle East where the garden of Eden was located. They bred and no birth defects you’d get today from that. Human genes got worse over timeThey also had two sons who eventually had children. Must have banged their mom or a sister we never heard about.
But Sex snd marriage between close relatives didn’t become a sin until I think the days of Moses. Book of Leviticus. By that time there were enough humans and tribes spread throughout the world.
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Because logic and consistency are staples of organized religion and its stories.
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animals came before man. From a biblical and atheist pov
Dinosaurs i believe were included in that
Old earth creationist ftw
Dinosaurs i believe were included in that
Old earth creationist ftw
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
God created light the first day, but didn't create stars until the fourth.animals came before man. From a biblical and atheist pov
Dinosaurs i believe were included in that
Old earth creationist ftw
Dinosaurs i believe were included in that
Old earth creationist ftw
Checkmate, christcels
Wort ew in th wold.
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You know there's a Church in Sweden (I think) where they replaced Adam and Eve pictures with Interracial Gay and Lesbian couples.
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