Piss in the sink (high test morning wood)

Open your shades and look out and see…


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Pride month is now celebrated every month

In the next door neighbors window you see RealLifeAlpha diligently sucking his dads cawk whilst his gf is in the washroom crying

Timmy with the neon purple ponytail getting rammed by the local transgender police officer chief in broad daylight

This is an everyday occurrence in AOC’s America

U go to the coffee shop for a cup of joe and the barista says “¿que? No entiendo, no ingles “

U go to the Amazon owned car wash to wash ur scooter as only the elites own Tesla’s now

The sound of the bell goes off and it’s time to get on your knees and repent your white privilege (only applies to whites) but then the 2 nd bell goes off to celebrate BLM which applies to all

U end the day by going to the local McDonald’s for a 3 for $5 bug sandwich special with bug shake

U go back to your little designated shack and log off for the day and fist yourself to sleep