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Thread: What's the most alpha way to die?

post 1662476063 06-07-2022, 08:41 AM
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What's the most alpha way to die?

I don't know, but I do know it's not heartburn in a sauna
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post 1662476163 06-07-2022, 08:42 AM
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In your house at the age of 85 with your wife, kids, grandkids, and great grandkids at your bedside.
No man is your friend
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Every man is your teacher

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post 1662476203 06-07-2022, 08:42 AM
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Probably drilling into an asteroid to detonate a nuclear bomb to save Earth while sending your daughter's future husband home to take care of her.
post 1662476293 06-07-2022, 08:44 AM
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Protecting your dog
post 1662476403 06-07-2022, 08:46 AM
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Fighting and winning against an apex predator (lion, croc,etc) and then succumbing to your wounds on top of the slain beast.
post 1662476433 06-07-2022, 08:46 AM
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While taking a dump and masterbating, preferably your phone is on a porn site when you pass.

MOGGED
post 1662476593 06-07-2022, 08:49 AM
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Self immolation is the true alpha way to go.
post 1662477443 06-07-2022, 09:03 AM
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Jumping into a volcano
post 1662477573 06-07-2022, 09:05 AM
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On the job.
post 1662477583 06-07-2022, 09:05 AM
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Saving/trying to save someones life.
~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~
post 1662477713 06-07-2022, 09:07 AM
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Either protecting a child or beloved pet, or peacefully at an old age as patriarch of a multi generational family, surrounded by those loved ones.
post 1662477763 06-07-2022, 09:07 AM
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2 chicks at the same time
post 1662477783 06-07-2022, 09:08 AM
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*Simplicity is the key to life*

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I got married on August 24, 2013!!
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post 1662477823 06-07-2022, 09:09 AM
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Theme park accident is how I always wanted to go out
rumpler of stiltskins

"I'm not afraid to die, I'm afraid I'll survive and have to watch you suffer" - Thy Art Is Murder

"Life will cease so breathe deep" - Lorna Shore
post 1662478353 06-07-2022, 09:17 AM
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protecting a wuhmoan
post 1662478473 06-07-2022, 09:18 AM
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Like Bruce Willis in Armageddon, saving the entire planet.
I loe e.
post 1662478723 06-07-2022, 09:22 AM
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Going into the Fukushima power plant in 2011 to help stop the radiation leakage.
post 1662478813 06-07-2022, 09:24 AM
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90 year old having a heart attack while plowing a 25 year old female in her prime.
post 1662479023 06-07-2022, 09:27 AM
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on the toilet holding a peanut butter jelly sandwich
Subscribe for extra premium content (no noodz sorry guys)
post 1662479093 06-07-2022, 09:28 AM
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6'1 - 240lbs

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post 1662479123 06-07-2022, 09:29 AM
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From Cooming



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post 1662479153 06-07-2022, 09:29 AM
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Garry Hoy (January 28, 1955 – July 9, 1993) was a lawyer for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto who died when he fell from the 24th floor of his office building in Toronto. In an attempt to prove to a group of prospective articling students that the glass windows of the Toronto-Dominion Centre were unbreakable, he threw himself against the glass. The glass did not break when he hit it, but the window frame gave way and he fell to his death.
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post 1662479173 06-07-2022, 09:29 AM
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In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock.
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post 1662479183 06-07-2022, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7am...e-stock-market
holy fuark, over 9k lol, people are so mentally weak these days

https://www.gulftoday.ae/news/2021/0...n-stock-market
post 1662479253 06-07-2022, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
holy fuark, over 9k lol, people are so mentally weak these days

https://www.gulftoday.ae/news/2021/0...n-stock-market
Chinese names tend to put the surname first, making his name Long Wang
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post 1662479273 06-07-2022, 09:31 AM
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Fighting in a sword fight getting killed and afterwards going to Valhalla.
post 1662479353 06-07-2022, 09:32 AM
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post 1662479493 06-07-2022, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By 2am⏩
Garry Hoy (January 28, 1955 – July 9, 1993) was a lawyer for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto who died when he fell from the 24th floor of his office building in Toronto. In an attempt to prove to a group of prospective articling students that the glass windows of the Toronto-Dominion Centre were unbreakable, he threw himself against the glass. The glass did not break when he hit it, but the window frame gave way and he fell to his death.
At least he was right & proved his point I guess. Throwing a chair at it might have been more sensible though.

post 1662479553 06-07-2022, 09:35 AM
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Walking into the centre of a feminist rally with a megaphone and shouting "their body my choice".
*htc*
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Always confuse to and too
Never gonna make it
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post 1662479623 06-07-2022, 09:37 AM
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With a blonde bimbo with her mouth on your cawk n ballz
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