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post 1662550363 06-08-2022, 04:08 PM
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the miscer above you challenges you to a bar fight. what are you doing?

are you throwing down? do you deescalate and buy him a beer?
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post 1662550513 06-08-2022, 04:11 PM
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sucking him off
post 1662550633 06-08-2022, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By IARESI⏩
sucking him off
Yep this.
post 1662550683 06-08-2022, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted By IARESI⏩
sucking him off
Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Yep this.
fuark in
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post 1662550753 06-08-2022, 04:15 PM
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Ignore. Avoid. Leave.
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post 1662551293 06-08-2022, 04:24 PM
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^ I do my sig to him and win because he tries to avoid and leave and I just go for a nut attack from the back (EXTREMELY strong no homo)
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662551453 06-08-2022, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By IARESI⏩
sucking him off
Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Yep this.
Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
fuark in
Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
sucking him off
lol almost nailed it you guise

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post 1662551613 06-08-2022, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
^ I do my sig to him and win because he tries to avoid and leave and I just go for a nut attack from the back (EXTREMELY strong no homo)
i find a pool stick, saw it in two with my ryobi 18v 7 1/4 circle saw i just got, & look him dead in the eyes. in a complete turn of events, he tries to sit on it.

smh & walk out.
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post 1662551673 06-08-2022, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
i find a pool stick, break it in two & look him dead in the eyes. in a complete turn of events he tries to sit on it.

smh & walk out.
Back down, ****gort!
post 1662551773 06-08-2022, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
i find a pool stick, saw it in two with my ryobi 18v 7 1/4 circle saw i just got, & look him dead in the eyes. in a complete turn of events, he tries to sit on it.

smh & walk out.
Called your fukkin bluff what are you gonna do about it? Now we're in this situation
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662552483 06-08-2022, 04:54 PM
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i'd do a 360 and gtfo.
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post 1662552493 06-08-2022, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By TonyTriangles⏩
i'd do a 360 and gtfo.
This guy named Tony is going to triangle me.

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post 1662552653 06-08-2022, 04:57 PM
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I buy neondevil a beer and play pool with him.
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post 1662553003 06-08-2022, 05:04 PM
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Hug it out, bitch
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post 1662553013 06-08-2022, 05:05 PM
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Would take off my shirt and make him reconsider srs
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.

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post 1662553123 06-08-2022, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Would take off my shirt and make him reconsider srs
tell him to do his job and make me a drink
post 1662553323 06-08-2022, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
tell him to do his job and make me a drink
Help him up to sit on the barstool.
post 1662556233 06-08-2022, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Help him up to sit on the barstool.
Unplug an appliance and pull the fire alarm causing confusion, and in the chaos sneak up behind him and garrote, but not enough to kill only for a good time (no homo)
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662556703 06-08-2022, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Unplug an appliance and pull the fire alarm causing confusion, and in the chaos sneak up behind him and garrote, but not enough to kill only for a good time (no homo)
Cracking a bottle over his head before he can kick me in the nuts
FL > PA
post 1662556763 06-08-2022, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Cracking a bottle over his head before he can kick me in the nuts
Blowing him

no homo
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post 1662557273 06-08-2022, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Blowing him

no homo
Tell him he’s in luck that I came here to kick ass and drink beer

And I’m all out of beer
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post 1662557553 06-08-2022, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Olympia2018⏩
Tell him he’s in luck that I came here to kick ass and drink beer

And I’m all out of beer
Would flex back at him to assert my clean bulk dominance. Also throw shade at Subaru's.
post 1662563173 06-08-2022, 08:43 PM
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Distract him while I escape into the parking lot where my horse is double-parked with my armor and lance, put everything on and ride back in and fell him with a blow (no homo) of my lance, then jump out the rear window and steel away into the night.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662563313 06-08-2022, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Distract him while Iescape into the parking lot where my horse is double-parked with my armor and lance,put everythingon and ride backinand fellhim with a blow(nohomo) of my lance, then jump out the rear window and steel away into the night.
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post 1662563443 06-08-2022, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Groce
Run away because I am loling and am combat-ineffective
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662563613 06-08-2022, 08:58 PM
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put on a realistic silicone face mask of madison beer so they get intimidated
post 1662563723 06-08-2022, 09:01 PM
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Me and Antoine would party like its 99.....












After I kick him in his nuts...
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post 1662564633 06-08-2022, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By IARESI⏩
sucking him off
fuark, strong 1st reply
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post 1662564963 06-08-2022, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By KochZucker⏩
fuark, strong 1st reply
EXTREMELY strong username to avi banner to post content to what was quoted correlation
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662565383 06-08-2022, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
EXTREMELY strong username to avi banner to post content to what was quoted correlation
It's most likely over a stupid reason, so I'd do my best to deescalate. If I couldn't, I'd do some clinchwork, weaken him that way, then apply a guillotine, some other kind of choke, or use my elbows at close quarters to finish him. Then I'd go home and wash the chicken nuggets out of my hair.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
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