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post 1662982233 06-16-2022, 05:58 PM
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Finally officially fawked a dude an hour ago srs

So one of my goals for 2022 was to expand my comfort zone,

So I decided to bang a twink tonight. Srs .

Saw a dude as I was swiping on tinder and said “just fawk it” and matched with him.

He was 6’3 with an athletic body. He came straight to my place and after talking about the stock market crashing he said “let’s get down to business”

I laughed nervously and said “ok, no homo”. To which he replied “wat”?

I said nevermind , and we started fawking in my living room. I basically fawked him in the butt for 20 minutes after busting one of the biggest load of my life srs. I said no homo right after again because I thought it would be funny. He said I’m the weirdest guy he ever seen.

He then asked to fawk my angus but I politely declined, srs.
post 1662982323 06-16-2022, 06:00 PM
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This happened
post 1662982413 06-16-2022, 06:01 PM
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May want to reword it a bit because it seems a little too gay.
post 1662982483 06-16-2022, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
May want to reword it a bit because it seems a little too gay.
The main difference between me and you and I now 100% know I’m not gay. You on the other hand, will live the rest of your life questioning it
post 1662982553 06-16-2022, 06:04 PM
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Negged
post 1662982563 06-16-2022, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
The main difference between me and you and I now 100% know I’m not gay. You on the other hand, will live the rest of your life questioning it
What are you up to later bb?
post 1662982623 06-16-2022, 06:05 PM
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did you get **** on your dick?
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post 1662982683 06-16-2022, 06:06 PM
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Misc no homo committee going to have to pull an all-nightter (STRONG no homo) on this one
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1662982693 06-16-2022, 06:06 PM
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how does it compare to vagina?
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post 1662982713 06-16-2022, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
did you get **** on your dick?
No, I wished I did srs

He was extremely cleaned and smelled like flowers
post 1662982773 06-16-2022, 06:07 PM
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you're no direalboss op
post 1662982793 06-16-2022, 06:07 PM
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Lol trolling is hilarious
post 1662982813 06-16-2022, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
how does it compare to vagina?
It is way tighter, way tighter than a female angus too, for some reason lol

It was like if someone grabbed my penis as hard as possible for 20 minutes. I’m proud I lasted this long srs
post 1662982853 06-16-2022, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Babayagawick85⏩
Lol trolling is hilarious
I find it funny you think I’m joking. The Roman used to do it all the time and they won a lot of wars.
post 1662982893 06-16-2022, 06:09 PM
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once you go ATM, you never go back.
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post 1662982983 06-16-2022, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
once you go ATM, you never go back.
This was my last time srs
post 1662983103 06-16-2022, 06:14 PM
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If you said no homo its good but did you call him later and told him he was good
post 1662983123 06-16-2022, 06:15 PM
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no guys i haven't done much with my onlyfans stop pming me

edit: oops thought this was my thread
post 1662983143 06-16-2022, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
how does it compare to vagina?
make a fist with your hand and imagine sticking your dink in it, this is a vagina

now do the same thing but just with your thumb and pointer finger (kind of like you are going an OK sign), this is a butthole
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post 1662983163 06-16-2022, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
If you said no homo its good but did you call him later and told him he was good
He blocked me on tinder srs
post 1662983373 06-16-2022, 06:21 PM
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i came in for humor but this story is just oddly realistic and now im disgusted

thanks OP
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post 1662983473 06-16-2022, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
He blocked me on tinder srs
Look at little op.



Gonna cry?
post 1662984033 06-16-2022, 06:39 PM
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In reality OP was bottomed out by getter_done
post 1662984043 06-16-2022, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Look at little op.



Gonna cry?
No, i can match with any twinks on tinder easily
post 1662984053 06-16-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
In reality OP was bottomed out by getter_done
lol no that's ghey srs
post 1662984183 06-16-2022, 06:43 PM
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post 1662984253 06-16-2022, 06:46 PM
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post 1662984273 06-16-2022, 06:47 PM
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post 1662984313 06-16-2022, 06:47 PM
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lol @ rentcels
post 1662984393 06-16-2022, 06:49 PM
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imagine thinking this story is true
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