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post 1663327743 06-23-2022, 12:15 PM
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You're laying in your hospital bed, and she walks in...






Wut do?
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post 1663327903 06-23-2022, 12:17 PM
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Tell her my prostate feels enlarged and ask if she can check it for me
post 1663327973 06-23-2022, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By PyleShazam⏩
Tell her my prostate feels inlarged and ask if she can check it for me
A man that knows what he wants...I can dig it.
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post 1663328023 06-23-2022, 12:19 PM
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Depends on my condition...If I'm comatose I doubt I do anything. Now if I'm just there for something minor then I'd probably talk to her in a very courteous and friendly manner, being that she's either the doctor or nurse that I'm waiting to see, and think to myself "Wow she's very attractive". I'd probably share with the groupchat afterwards.
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post 1663328073 06-23-2022, 12:20 PM
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Ask for a catheter.
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post 1663328133 06-23-2022, 12:21 PM
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i eat a lot of corn.

poop into my hand.

i smash the corny chocolate swirl into her face


?????????





profit
post 1663328143 06-23-2022, 12:21 PM
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shoot my shot
post 1663328213 06-23-2022, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ChknFrydMFer⏩
Depends on my condition...If I'm comatose I doubt I do anything. Now if I'm just there for something minor then I'd probably talk to her in a very courteous and friendly manner, being that she's either the doctor or nurse that I'm waiting to see, and think to myself "Wow she's very attractive". I'd probably share with the groupchat afterwards.
She's a doctor and don't you forget it PAL
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post 1663328273 06-23-2022, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted By TheGoldenBull⏩
i eat a lot of corn.

poop into my hand.

i smash the corny chocolate swirl into her face


?????????





profit
Is that how the golden bull is seducing sl00ts in these cold, hard streets?
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post 1663328313 06-23-2022, 12:24 PM
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does she save money by foraging in the local dumpsters ?
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post 1663328463 06-23-2022, 12:27 PM
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Tell her I need a physical
post 1663328493 06-23-2022, 12:27 PM
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Tell her to gain about 20lbs in her ass/rack and then come do my check up.
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1663328623 06-23-2022, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By TheGoldenBull⏩
i eat a lot of corn.

poop into my hand.

i smash the corny chocolate swirl into her face


?????????





profit
Worst troll ever
post 1663328633 06-23-2022, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Tell her to gain about 20lbs in her ass/rack and then come do my check up.
You can't let HTC slide for one second can you?
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post 1663328793 06-23-2022, 12:34 PM
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offer to put her in my will for one of the villas for a quick tumble
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post 1663328813 06-23-2022, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Tell her to gain about 20lbs in her ass/rack and then come do my check up.
odd way of saying you want fatter fingers in your bum hole
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post 1663328873 06-23-2022, 12:35 PM
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Advise her my penis glands need some attention
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post 1663329153 06-23-2022, 12:40 PM
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post 1663329283 06-23-2022, 12:42 PM
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stick my cawk in her then ask misc how to take it from there
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post 1663329483 06-23-2022, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
You can't let HTC slide for one second can you?
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post 1663329943 06-23-2022, 12:54 PM
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I fuking hate those eyebrows, hard no just b/c of that, srs.
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post 1663330173 06-23-2022, 01:00 PM
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I'm back, bitches!
post 1663330833 06-23-2022, 01:12 PM
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How would you keep your dick from getting hard?
post 1663330963 06-23-2022, 01:14 PM
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ask her to change my catheter

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post 1663331023 06-23-2022, 01:16 PM
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With the amount of blood rushing to my dink i'd be recovered and fuark her with the force of a thousand jabcels
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post 1663332033 06-23-2022, 01:40 PM
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Ask for a male doctor
post 1663332333 06-23-2022, 01:45 PM
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hola puedo tomar un vaso de leche?
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1663332573 06-23-2022, 01:49 PM
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post 1663332673 06-23-2022, 01:52 PM
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Tell her she's in the wrong room I'm paying for a real Doctor, an old white man and not some secretary
post 1663332883 06-23-2022, 01:56 PM
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Engage in conversation that only involves the reason I am there. I will be respectful and professional to her, the environment, and myself. I will not be a creep or make her uncomfy in any way.

There may be some small talk in there but it won’t involve any ****boi bs.

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