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post 1663444203 06-25-2022, 04:34 PM
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How to approach this milf situation

This woman is the only female thats ever responded to my IG stories and whenever we talk we joke around



Should I ask her out or what? She has like a 13 year old daughter and idk how to approach this situation.

How do I bang her?

Here are some of her pics









I mean I know shes a used up hoe but look at those kazooga juggas fuark I would suck em dry
post 1663444273 06-25-2022, 04:36 PM
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post 1663444363 06-25-2022, 04:37 PM
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are you seriously asking if you should try with that chick?

just make it happen
post 1663444373 06-25-2022, 04:37 PM
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You are a young man. Don't waste your time chasing milfs unless they are top tier. Work on your career and yourself and chase younger kitties.
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post 1663444403 06-25-2022, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
are you seriously asking if you should try with that chick?

just make it happen
How she has a 13 yr old kid and I still live with my parents its not like I live alone so I could even God knows how see it happening lmao
post 1663444483 06-25-2022, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
How she has a 13 yr old kid and I still live with my parents its not like I live alone so I could even God knows how see it happening lmao
I would tell her that. Like out of the blue be like Listen, before this goes any further i gotta tell you I still live with my parents... she might actually laugh.

And I'm not sure you can make this happen if you hide that at all so make it the ice breaker
post 1663444553 06-25-2022, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
You are a young man. Don't waste your time chasing milfs unless they are top tier. Work on your career and yourself and chase younger kitties.
Im not chasing anyone Im seeing if theres an opportunity to bang this broad and suck her tits dry
post 1663444583 06-25-2022, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Im not chasing anyone Im seeing if theres an opportunity to bang this broad and suck her tits dry
Have you read his posts? you don't want to be anything like him,
post 1663444663 06-25-2022, 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
Have you read his posts? you don't want to be anything like him,
I dont know the person sorry.
post 1663444753 06-25-2022, 04:46 PM
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so do you know her or have mutual acquaintances? why is she responding to your stories?
post 1663444773 06-25-2022, 04:46 PM
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post 1663444853 06-25-2022, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
so do you know her or have mutual acquaintances? why is she responding to your stories?
Nah nothing like that I met her on IG and I dont even remember how probably saw one of her pics and added her lmao
post 1663444943 06-25-2022, 04:50 PM
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STOP overthrowing



If you can't get a Milf, then you won't get anything else. Milfs are easy mode, cuh
post 1663446033 06-25-2022, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By TheNoob7⏩
How did she start following you so that she is reading your IG stories? Did you guys known each other or is she just a straight stranger who started following you? Does she live nearby?

Post more pics too brah.
Nah I started following her first I gave her few compliments liked her few pics and it just went off. She started following me and thats that. She doesnt have some revealing pics so its pointless
post 1663446163 06-25-2022, 05:18 PM
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absolutely unless you are gay. And just think, in 5 years you could smash the daughter too. Win win situation, but it sounds like you are gay so i would just fist yourself
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post 1663446613 06-25-2022, 05:30 PM
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Profile photo makes her look like David Cross in scary movie with that hair lol
post 1663446823 06-25-2022, 05:35 PM
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Not going to lie brah, she got me hard.

Just get straight to the point. Don't be these estrogen ridden BTC zoomers.

You tell her you want her nothing more as a sex slave and you will fill every hole like a brick layer fills every crack.
post 1663446923 06-25-2022, 05:37 PM
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Tits look amazing. Damn.
post 1663447783 06-25-2022, 05:56 PM
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Post a thirst trap on your IG story. I know you can choose who to show it to, so I'd choose only her. If she comments on it then you're golden. Ask her out for drinks. If she doesn't reply then maybe she wants you to approach the old fashion way and to be respectful and take her out etc.

A lot of milfs I deal with regret their sloot days and expect guys like myself to go the 1950s route in taking them out. I unfriend them and just move on. AIn't nobody got time for that.
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post 1663448243 06-25-2022, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By 20Mavs11⏩
Post a thirst trap on your IG story. I know you can choose who to show it to, so I'd choose only her. If she comments on it then you're golden. Ask her out for drinks. If she doesn't reply then maybe she wants you to approach the old fashion way and to be respectful and take her out etc.

A lot of milfs I deal with regret their sloot days and expect guys like myself to go the 1950s route in taking them out. I unfriend them and just move on. AIn't nobody got time for that.
That's interesting, most that I've dated are recently out of a sexless marriage and are eager to get laid by someone who pays a moderate amount of attention to them
post 1663448293 06-25-2022, 06:10 PM
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post 1663448413 06-25-2022, 06:12 PM
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post 1663448553 06-25-2022, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Im not chasing anyone Im seeing if theres an opportunity to bang this broad and suck her tits dry
Sloot is hhhnnnggg. Make it happen brah
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post 1663448713 06-25-2022, 06:20 PM
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Most young guys live with their parents but it doesn’t matter if you go to her place.

Just ask her if she wants to get drinks and when.
post 1663449063 06-25-2022, 06:27 PM
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bro you're going to have to do one of two things.

you either lie to her and give her the impression that you're ready to be a step father to teenager that will be 18 in 5 years.

or...

you straight up tell her that you want to ask her out but that she should keep an emotional distance because you're not interested in being in a LTR with someone that has a kid.

I would do the 2nd one.
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