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post 1663485163 06-26-2022, 02:49 PM
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Where are my fellow night pee-ninjas at?

Pee ninjas assemble

You know who you are; you get up once a night (or more) to use the bathroom, but you never turn on any lights, you use your superior night-vision to expertly navigate the halls and room, stepping lightly to avoid any creaking in the floors, closing the door behind you to further eliminate any small semblance of noise you make, then aim with the skill of 1,000 snipers and strike the bowl and not the water making the pee almost silent. Then, without flushing the toilet because the pee is almost perfectly clear and odorless making it basically water because you drink plenty of water, you stealth back to bed, stealing away into the night, leaving no trace of anything.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663487563 06-26-2022, 03:48 PM
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Oh, I know who I am. I get up 3 times or more a nite. I turn on every light, not giving a fuk who I wake up. I am the king of my castle, the alfa dog. I loudly stomp throughout every room, farting and crop dusting as I go but as I squeeze my innards to do this I inadvertently create piss dribble. Whilst my boxer briefs catch some of it...some also runs down my leg and hits the floor...marking my territory like a fkn jaguar. My piss is pungent...it exudes testosterone and while others shudder at my routine in the household they know that stench in their room, wet toilet seats, piss stained floor mats provides them the safety and security to sleep without fear. Lift a stone you will find me, split a piece of wood, I am there
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post 1663487713 06-26-2022, 03:51 PM
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my toilet does this thing where it will run and run and run sometimes due to a bad seal after flushing so I'll just piss in the sink or tub
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post 1663487793 06-26-2022, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
my toilet does this thing where it will run and run and run sometimes due to a bad seal after flushing so I'll just piss in the sink or tub
not at all surprised that you live in squalor lmao
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post 1663488713 06-26-2022, 04:15 PM
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In to hear LinuxJon's approach
post 1663491083 06-26-2022, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
In to hear LinuxJon's approach
Why leave the bed
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663491613 06-26-2022, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
my toilet does this thing where it will run and run and run sometimes due to a bad seal after flushing so I'll just piss in the sink or tub
why not piss in the toilet and not flush till you chit?
post 1663492173 06-26-2022, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
why not piss in the toilet and not flush till you chit?
This, wastes so much water. My piss is perfect like water
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663492333 06-26-2022, 05:41 PM
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If you wake up to piss at night you're probably diabetic

My condolences op
post 1663492433 06-26-2022, 05:43 PM
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Nope, sorry OP
We’re all gonna make it.
post 1663492653 06-26-2022, 05:47 PM
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i piss the bed to save time and water
post 1663492743 06-26-2022, 05:49 PM
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Just pee in your girl, she will never know the difference. Got to mark your territory somehow.
post 1663492983 06-26-2022, 05:56 PM
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I wake up at least 5x a night to piss. It’s a rusty color though. I’m sure everything is fine
post 1663493273 06-26-2022, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Oh, I know who I am. I get up 3 times or more a nite. I turn on every light, not giving a fuk who I wake up. I am the king of my castle, the alfa dog. I loudly stomp throughout every room, farting and crop dusting as I go but as I squeeze my innards to do this I inadvertently create piss dribble. Whilst my boxer briefs catch some of it...some also runs down my leg and hits the floor...marking my territory like a fkn jaguar. My piss is pungent...it exudes testosterone and while others shudder at my routine in the household they know that stench in their room, wet toilet seats, piss stained floor mats provides them the safety and security to sleep without fear. Lift a stone you will find me, split a piece of wood, I am there
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post 1663493653 06-26-2022, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Oh, I know who I am. I get up 3 times or more a nite. I turn on every light, not giving a fuk who I wake up. I am the king of my castle, the alfa dog. I loudly stomp throughout every room, farting and crop dusting as I go but as I squeeze my innards to do this I inadvertently create piss dribble. Whilst my boxer briefs catch some of it...some also runs down my leg and hits the floor...marking my territory like a fkn jaguar. My piss is pungent...it exudes testosterone and while others shudder at my routine in the household they know that stench in their room, wet toilet seats, piss stained floor mats provides them the safety and security to sleep without fear. Lift a stone you will find me, split a piece of wood, I am there
Imagine if you have to infiltrate a castle and escape unseen but you gotta piss during the raid, you won't know wtf to do and you will get immediately caught by the guards.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663494093 06-26-2022, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Why leave the bed
Adult diapers of piss and prosperity.
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
post 1663494123 06-26-2022, 06:21 PM
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Former pee-ninja here. But then I put in one of those motion sensing night lights, so as soon as i walk into the bathroom, i am greeted with a comforting and soothing dim yellow light. Just enough to find the toilet without having to fully dilate my pupils.

Have you taken a chit in the dark/very dim night light in the middle of the night yet? If not, you should. 10/10 relaxation mode.
post 1663494923 06-26-2022, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Have you taken a chit in the dark/very dim night light in the middle of the night yet? If not, you should. 10/10 relaxation mode.
Not yet, I drink kale smoothies for aesthetic and clockwork-timed dumps in the morning
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663495143 06-26-2022, 06:49 PM
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I just listen for it hitting the water most of the time it goes well sometimes it doesn’t.

My wife hates cleaning the bathroom.
post 1663495253 06-26-2022, 06:51 PM
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You shouldn't be getting out of bed in the middle of the night to.piss

Get checked out
post 1663495283 06-26-2022, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
You shouldn't be getting out of bed in the middle of the night to.piss

Get checked out
I drink tons of water and other fluids
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663495393 06-26-2022, 06:54 PM
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I usually just wake up into a stupor and piss into my bathtub and then stumble back to the couch, and rehydrate with more beer. Then in the morning I see the results and feel ashamed. Nothing a good shower and a couple beers can’t fix.
post 1663495523 06-26-2022, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
I drink tons of water and other fluids
I drink a gal a day ,I make sure I'm done by 6pm

I'm 56 and don't get up

It's not normal behavior
post 1663496013 06-26-2022, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By neilsabo⏩
If you wake up to piss at night you're probably diabetic

My condolences op
but who was alcoholism?
post 1663496083 06-26-2022, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
I drink a gal a day ,I make sure I'm done by 6pm

I'm 56 and don't get up

It's not normal behavior
Yeah I drink waaaaaaaaaay past that, like right before I go to bed lol
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663496573 06-26-2022, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By wasp9166⏩
I drink a gal a day ,I make sure I'm done by 6pm

I'm 56 and don't get up

It's not normal behavior
That's not a lot
post 1663505493 06-26-2022, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Dogkrack⏩
but who was alcoholism?
This. I stopped drinking and now I don't have to get up even once in the night.
Damn
post 1663506323 06-26-2022, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
This. I stopped drinking and now I don't have to get up even once in the night.
Your skills are rusty, one day you will be stealthing and have to pee and will get yourself caught
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663507973 06-27-2022, 01:16 AM
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if you go for a seated pee you don't even need to open your eyes (nohomo)
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