Some idiot texted the wrong number asking for a psychic reading. Naturally I played along. This idiot fronted $350 for the reading lmao. I know jack **** about psychic readings and always thought that was the doctor that prescribed drugs to future mass shooters, but I googled it so I could be a bit informed for this reading.

Anyway, I just drew him a face pic of a hot chick and told him he'll meet her in the next 5-10 months. Dude then said he preferred 'women' with penises. I had to think quickly and just blurted out that the hot chick I drew was actually a man with a veiny dong but I wasn't comfortable drawing it so I just drew the face.

He left with a huge grin on his face and now I have $350. What a tool.