Having a GF is annoying

I like my routine and schedule and having a GF ****s this up

I want to focus on trying some SaaS business ideas on top of advancing a career

Only reason to have a GF is to bust but the opportunity cost of having to spend time outside sex and other activities is just too draining

Like I dont want to go have walks in parks... as soon as I am done busting a nut I like to go back working or watching cool interesting documentaries on Youtube I am absolutely not interested in anything else srs

Hookers are nice and the ratio of "good experience" : cost + opportunity cost can be better than a IRL GF most of the times but condom-on sex is garbage and doing that with hookers is dumb (99% of them won't allow anyway);
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