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Thread: Gf took a pregnancy test and came back positive (srs thread)

post 1663855063 07-03-2022, 11:23 PM
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Gf took a pregnancy test and came back positive (srs thread)

My girl was 3 days late on her dot.. we took a pregnancy test, more as a joke than anything. A couple days late isn't a big deal, but here we are. It's karma for making this thread below lol.

I do wanna say, we were set to have kids and planned to just not so soon.. wanted to wait until the winter or even the spring. So the fact it happened so fast was the only part that was like "whoa".

Don't use this method unless you are ready to get pregnant boyos


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post 1663855243 07-03-2022, 11:29 PM
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ITT jaydawg converts the pro-life extremists into avid abortion advocates.


J/K, congrats dude
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post 1663855313 07-03-2022, 11:31 PM
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Well the baby won't be the first accident in his family eh OP?
post 1663855463 07-03-2022, 11:36 PM
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Was she on a cruise in the Caribbean last month without you
post 1663855503 07-03-2022, 11:37 PM
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Natural selection fails again
post 1663855573 07-03-2022, 11:38 PM
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post 1663855583 07-03-2022, 11:38 PM
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Who taught you to use a ovulation calculator? Is this a new thing?


I pulled out for over half a decade and never had problems until the first time we started to try for a kid and then BAM.
post 1663855633 07-03-2022, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
It's not yours
Op sucks, but man to man he should probably get paternity test.
post 1663855743 07-03-2022, 11:43 PM
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OP definitely doesn't produce enough test and sperm cells to conceive.

You need to call Maury ASAP
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post 1663855953 07-03-2022, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Who taught you to use a ovulation calculator? Is this a new thing?


I pulled out for over half a decade and never had problems until the first time we started to try for a kid and then BAM.
We calculated it out to which day it was, and are very sure that her "ovulation date" was off by 3-4 days. We even talked about if we should pull out or not but thought it was enough time.

If you using this method, and have any hesitation.... Just pull out
post 1663856103 07-03-2022, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
We calculated it out to which day it was, and are very sure that her "ovulation date" was off by 3-4 days. We even talked about if we should pull out or not but thought it was enough time.

If you using this method, and have any hesitation.... Just pull out
RIP broski srs. I bet it’s a girl
post 1663856163 07-03-2022, 11:59 PM
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Rough mane, condolensences. Sucks now but someday you'll be glad it happened.
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post 1663856403 07-04-2022, 12:11 AM
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post 1663856543 07-04-2022, 12:18 AM
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Well considering you were planning to have kids this isn't bad, just a bit early.
Congrats brah.
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Congrats Opie. What a strange time to have a baby. Can't have an abortion. And there's a baby formula shortage. Strange times indeed.
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post 1663856953 07-04-2022, 12:33 AM
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post 1663857053 07-04-2022, 12:39 AM
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Congrats

If you were planning on it eventually you will be excited in no time.

Down the road, Don’t give up on the family, the most important thing is getting through hard times.
post 1663857723 07-04-2022, 01:20 AM
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0% chance that kid is yours sorry
post 1663857923 07-04-2022, 01:34 AM
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Negged for procreating srs
post 1663857943 07-04-2022, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Jaydawg08⏩
We even talked about if we should pull out
Do you both have dicks?
post 1663858483 07-04-2022, 02:18 AM
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Haha only ph@ggots **** girls. Fuken beta
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post 1663858513 07-04-2022, 02:21 AM
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Woops sorry could have sworn my pullout game was on point.
post 1663858573 07-04-2022, 02:25 AM
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Atleast the kid will have no issues latching to your nips.
post 1663858743 07-04-2022, 02:41 AM
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Get a head start on the the food stamps and other government assistance programs OP
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Congrats OP (srs). Guess your pussy calculator method that requires a sloot have critical thinking skills failed though eh?
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Look at it this way, if you were planning on it anyway, this is probably be a better time for it. He or she will have a birthday in the spring, giving you some breathing room for the birthday presents after showering them for Christmas. If you waited, the birthday would come around the time you're busy preparing the home for the holidays - you'd have to throw in planning for the birthday on top of that. Plus if the birthday is at the end of the year, it presents a tough question when it's time to register for school. Do you send them early so they're one of the youngest in the class, or hold them back a year when they'll be one of the oldest?

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post 1663859753 07-04-2022, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
It's not yours
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post 1663859883 07-04-2022, 04:10 AM
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This is exactly why we need abortion laws to protect us all from people like Jaydawg from procreating.

You did this right wingers
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