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post 1663943893 07-05-2022, 04:59 PM
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lol at not Jailmaxxing in 2022 just LMAOOO

They feed you and you live for free,
You have a gym for free,
Don't even need to leave your house, boom, dinner is served and gym is right there,
You could rob a bank and maybe don't get caught and have millions,
Occasional BBCs in the shower
Meet a lot of Alpha dudes


Life on easy mode srs dead fk srs
post 1663945963 07-05-2022, 05:38 PM
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what do u want a bbc for?
post 1663946133 07-05-2022, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Beast92⏩
what do u want a bbc for?
Make love to it dead fk srs
post 1663946853 07-05-2022, 05:59 PM
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I've been in...It's NOT pretty. Once I was sleeping and I heard a commotion in the next cell. Turns out a few guys somehow broke in, held a guy down...And the leader tickled him with a feather until he passed out from laughing. I have nightmares about that to this day.

Another incident is when the cafeteria ran out of vegan food. Everyone was really sad, we had to all hug each other and cry it out for at least 10 minutes.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663947463 07-05-2022, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
I've been in...It's NOT pretty. Once I was sleeping and I heard a commotion in the next cell. Turns out a few guys somehow broke in, held a guy down...And the leader tickled him with a feather until he passed out from laughing. I have nightmares about that to this day.

Another incident is when the cafeteria ran out of vegan food. Everyone was really sad, we had to all hug each other and cry it out for at least 10 minutes.
Cool bro but how many BBC did you suck
post 1663947483 07-05-2022, 06:15 PM
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Literally rather be dead than do time. Any bid over 10 years I’d rather die in a shootout with the cops srs.

People in the UK say prison is easy and yeah the sentences are very light and conditions good compared to what you’d get say in America or elsewhere but believe me it’s not anywhere you’d want to be. I know. My missus is a screw in one of Britains 5 cat A prisons where they hold the worst of the worse.

Anyone who says 23 hours a day in a cell every. Single. Day. Of the year is easy is not serious.

5 hours in a police station cell one time was enough for me.
post 1663947543 07-05-2022, 06:16 PM
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all fun n games jailmaxxing till Adebisi is your cell mate
see sig
post 1663947833 07-05-2022, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By PowerPal⏩
all fun n games jailmaxxing till Adebisi is your cell mate
I think for the misc that’s where the fun begins
post 1663948003 07-05-2022, 06:25 PM
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They make you buy basic necessities, and charge you movie theater prices, while paying you pennies per week.
If you are in prison, you'll absolutely need someone on the outside sending you money.
post 1663948023 07-05-2022, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
Cool bro but how many BBC did you suck
None personally, but one time I overheard a beef between two other guys, I overheard one guy saying "You better watch your back, I'm gonna suk that dink". So then literally the next night in the cell next to me I heard that guy make good on his promise. He snuck into the cell somehow, and while the guy was sleeping, sukked his dink.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1663950423 07-05-2022, 07:08 PM
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true
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
post 1663950693 07-05-2022, 07:13 PM
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Would spend time in a Norway prison and record an album.
post 1663951583 07-05-2022, 07:29 PM
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Is anybody surprised a lifelong rentcel is considering jail as a housing option

Lmfao
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