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post 1664269123 07-12-2022, 08:08 AM
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Grossest thing you've ever done at a sloots apartment?

Was reminiscing about last summer. Making a very long story short here
-Got absolutely demolished with a girl i met in a bar
-Go back to sloots apartment
-She has to work next day, alarm doesn't go off and she wakes up and realizes she has to rush
-leaves me in apartment (tells me not to steal anything lmao)

anyway, realize I need to take a chit, alcohol fked my stomach a bit. I fart and seems like maybe a little bit came out.

I push myself up on my hands and scoot to the foot of the bed to head to the restroom, sliding my butt along the bed.

I stand up, look back, and realize the maneuver left a 10 inch long skid mark right on the middle of her white sheets. I try to rub it with water, soap, toilet paper. Realize this ain't going away, just making it worse.

Figured the best course of action was to bounce, so I did.
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post 1664269213 07-12-2022, 08:10 AM
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That is funny because
Was reminiscing about last summer. Making a very long story short here
-Got absolutely demolished with a girl i met in a bar
-Go back to sloots apartment
-She has to work next day, alarm doesn't go off and she wakes up and realizes she has to rush
-leaves me in apartment (tells me not to steal anything lmao)

anyway, realize I need to take a chit, alcohol fked my stomach a bit. I fart and seems like maybe a little bit came out.

I push myself up on my hands and scoot to the foot of the bed to head to the restroom, sliding my butt along the bed.

I stand up, look back, and realize the maneuver left a 10 inch long skid mark right on the middle of her white sheets. I try to rub it with water, soap, toilet paper. Realize this ain't going away, just making it worse.

Figured the best course of action was to bounce, so I did.
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post 1664269223 07-12-2022, 08:10 AM
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fukn disgusting lol

worst thing i did nothing really, but this one chick I ****ing slammed hard af and she was full blown on her period. sheets were covered in blood

I ran to her shower and had blood all over my stomach and crotch. Did not even ask just hopped in the shower
post 1664269273 07-12-2022, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Azrairc⏩
fukn disgusting lol

worst thing i did nothing really, but this one chick I ****ing slammed hard af and she was full blown on her period. sheets were covered in blood

I ran to her shower and had blood all over my stomach and crotch. Did not even ask just hopped in the shower
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Disgusting


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Funnily enough OP, I've done the same thing. Left a skid mark on the bed sheets. 100% serious, not doing the 'copy OP' meme.


This is also more creeper than disgusting, but I stole a sloots panties once, they were thrown on the floor in the throes of passion. I took them with me and later, when in the privacy of my own home, went full LooksMaximus with them. I also used them to masturbate.
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Funnily enough OP, I've done the same thing. Left a skid mark on the bed sheets. 100% serious, not doing the 'copy OP' meme.


This is also more creeper than disgusting, but I stole a sloots panties once, they were thrown on the floor in the throes of passion. I took them with me and later, when in the privacy of my own home, went full LooksMaximus with them. I also used them to masturbate.
chit happens

I done one worse than you with the panties. Went clubbing with a girl from HS, we went outside to smoke and talk, she slid her panties to the side and took a piss (my fetish hnggg srs) and it got on her panties

anyway, take her home, fk her, kept her panties. Jerked off a few weeks to the HNG smell of pee

srs
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post 1664400513 07-14-2022, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
I push myself up on my hands and scoot to the foot of the bed to head to the restroom, sliding my butt along the bed.
Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Funnily enough OP, I've done the same thing. Left a skid mark on the bed sheets. 100% serious, not doing the 'copy OP' meme..
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Sometimes have the urge to pick my nose post-sex while they’re in the bathroom getting cleaned up, and flicked the boogers I dug out across her room into the abyss. Done that many times.

Wiped her p-juice off my dick with her sheets
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PRO TIP:

Next time turn the bed sheet around so it's on her side, then bounce.
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One summer when I was home from college, I woke up in some girls apt in NYC- the place was super small and I couldnt find the bathroom, had to piss so bad I just went in her sink all over her dishes. Srs.
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be me, couples years ago in nashville
meet up with some country thot, as they are bountiful down there
she takes me to her air bnb right off the strip
immediately get down n dirty
she's a fukkin sloot, slobby head, spit everywhere, choking.
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anywho, start aggresive banging
feel something sharp hit me weewoo
prob IUD
pull out, blood EVERYWHERE
look down, IUD is in two pieces laying on the bed
i look up at her and just "ummmmmmmmhhhh"
she says no worries, pulls me into the shower, lets me pie
bed looks like a murder case
i just "well this was fun"
leave and never look back

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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
Was reminiscing about last summer. Making a very long story short here
-Got absolutely demolished with a girl i met in a bar
-Go back to sloots apartment
-She has to work next day, alarm doesn't go off and she wakes up and realizes she has to rush
-leaves me in apartment (tells me not to steal anything lmao)

anyway, realize I need to take a chit, alcohol fked my stomach a bit. I fart and seems like maybe a little bit came out.

I push myself up on my hands and scoot to the foot of the bed to head to the restroom, sliding my butt along the bed.

I stand up, look back, and realize the maneuver left a 10 inch long skid mark right on the middle of her white sheets. I try to rub it with water, soap, toilet paper. Realize this ain't going away, just making it worse.

Figured the best course of action was to bounce, so I did.
Would have taken the sheets and made her believe you stole them. Go NC.
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fukked her, she was a big girl
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
PRO TIP:

Next time turn the bed sheet around so it's on her side, then bounce.
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Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩
One summer when I was home from college, I woke up in some girls apt in NYC- the place was super small and I couldnt find the bathroom, had to piss so bad I just went in her sink all over her dishes. Srs.
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
chit happens

I done one worse than you with the panties. Went clubbing with a girl from HS, we went outside to smoke and talk, she slid her panties to the side and took a piss (my fetish hnggg srs) and it got on her panties

anyway, take her home, fk her, kept her panties. Jerked off a few weeks to the HNG smell of pee

srs
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is anyone remotely surprised that bodhy has smeared chit on someone's bed
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
chit happens

I done one worse than you with the panties. Went clubbing with a girl from HS, we went outside to smoke and talk, she slid her panties to the side and took a piss (my fetish hnggg srs) and it got on her panties

anyway, take her home, fk her, kept her panties. Jerked off a few weeks to the HNG smell of pee

srs
Wait was this girl in high school or you went to high school with her and this interaction happened years later?
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Smashed this sloot at her place, pulled out and she yelled for me to not shoot on her, so I shot all over her bedsheets instead.

She got mad and kicked me out. The **** else you want me to do?
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Wait was this girl in high school or you went to high school with her and this interaction happened years later?
She was in my grade, we were both 19, year after graduation. I couldn't cum, she got really pissed off. Ended up jerking it and shooting all up her back and neck. She wasn't happy.

was actually my best buddy's ex-gf

he understood tho bless that boyo
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Smashed this sloot at her place, pulled out and she yelled for me to not shoot on her, so I shot all over her bedsheets instead.

She got mad and kicked me out. The **** else you want me to do?
lmao

dumb sloot

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I always left the chit on the toilet after ons. Seat open, lmao.

We used to do this with my mate everywhere we went. chit was hilarious. Literally.
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