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post 1664436163 07-15-2022, 08:31 AM
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You know your tour is over when… (by age)

The comprehensive list but welcome all feedback. Below are the ages when if you don’t have certain accomplishments by that time your tour as a man is officially over. Note, this is the bare minimum to contributing to society. So don’t feel proud for accomplishing any of the below.



Age 0-18 - you are full of potential. Even if you are a complete loser in life at 18 (virgin, addict, broke, no car, etc) you still have time to turn it around.



Age 25 - no college degree (inb4 tradies triggered) or professional certifications/abilities. Basically if you have no professional outlook. If you haven’t hooked up with a chick by now you’ve missed your biggest window. If you don’t have a vehicle then you’re a certified bum



Age 30 - you still have a negative net worth. By now you should be able to pay off any student debt, no excuse to have 8 years and still be in the red. Means you either got a degree that doesn’t pay that well , you took our way too much loans, or both. If you’ve never had a serious relationship by this age you likely are a broken individual srs and too late to be fixed. If you still live with your parents then you are a complete failure to launch.



Age 35 - you have no 401k, IRA, after tax brokerage, or pension set up. Basically setting yourself up to live on canned cat food when you’re older. If you don’t have a career by now (high paid professions like truck driver counts) and are working a job like bartender, or retail, then you are probably screwed srs. If you’re still experimenting with hard drugs, or living a party lifestyle then you also likely have issues srs



40 - if you’re still a rentcel. Arguably this should be earlier but giving some grace. Also, if you’re still single (assuming you want a family). Any guy that hasn’t been married at 40 is either a leftover loser no one wants (95% of the population) or a stud bachelor (5% of the population). If you have to ask which one you are I got bad news boyo. In b4 marriage is a mistake sure but just saying reality, guys are this age who are perpetually single are typically losers.



Any age - you post on the misc.



Discuss
post 1664436333 07-15-2022, 08:34 AM
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You seem to focus a lot on having a relationship with a woman in addition to financial security.

Without realizing the biggest threat to your financial security is a woman.
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post 1664436403 07-15-2022, 08:36 AM
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Tour can't ever be over if it never started.
post 1664436593 07-15-2022, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra
There are some completely retarded losers who love to spout life advice on the Misc.

I'm not saying OP is a retarded loser but it's not like he accomplished anything and is qualified to give life advice either.
This isn’t life advice


This is not be living on the streets advice
post 1664436683 07-15-2022, 08:45 AM
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Guess what, I'm not financially successful and yet I'm pretty content with my life. I was good looking in my 20s, I'm 31 now and still pretty GL but I accept I'm past my prime and not getting younger, but that's alright, had my heyday... Plus I can still fukk sloots who just want clapped... No interest in being a betabuxx so no financial worries for the future, romance/relationships is bullsh!t. I have other interests, potential aspirations far far more interesting than a cringe betabuxxing job. lmfao
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post 1664436773 07-15-2022, 08:47 AM
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Usually it is subjective. If you are degenerate by choice and chose it. Well I have no sympathy for you.

But for others who choose to take a different path, maybe go career choice or open a business. More power to you.
post 1664436823 07-15-2022, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972
You seem to focus a lot on having a relationship with a woman in addition to financial security.

Without realizing the biggest threat to your financial security is a woman.
Women pick winners


If you can’t get laid at any age then you are likely a loser and coping by saying you don’t care


Tough facts

Not saying be a beta bucks or be married either. You don’t need that to get laid
post 1664437163 07-15-2022, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean
Women pick winners


If you can’t get laid at any age then you are likely a loser and coping by saying you don’t care


Tough facts

Not saying be a beta bucks or be married either. You don’t need that to get laid
They don't pick "winners" unless you mean genetic lottery winners

I was a total burnout after school, got fired from jobs, no car, mediocre money, still had FWB scenarios because of looks/genes

You may as well just accept the blackpill if you're going down this train of thought, I never took a driving lesson in my life and you're sitting acting like I'm a loser even though it didn't matter sexually
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post 1664437203 07-15-2022, 08:55 AM
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I'm going to be 34 and about 100k plus in student debt with an entry level job, no girlfriend or wife after I do an MBA from a target school.

Going to have a blast living it up in Barcelona or somewhere like that and going to school with a bunch of 26-28 year old's at 32 though.

Am I a loser?
post 1664437223 07-15-2022, 08:56 AM
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post 1664437323 07-15-2022, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I'm going to be 34 and about 100k plus in student debt with an entry level job, no girlfriend or wife after I do an MBA from a target school.

Going to have a blast living it up in Barcelona or somewhere like that and going to school with a bunch of 26-28 year old's at 32 though.

Am I a loser?
Maybe not but you'll probably still be doing that at 50


and posting about it on the Misc
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post 1664437373 07-15-2022, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr
Maybe not but you'll probably still be doing that at 50


and posting about it on the Misc
It's only a 2 year program. Not an 18 year program.
post 1664437413 07-15-2022, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean
The comprehensive list but welcome all feedback. Below are the ages when if you don’t have certain accomplishments by that time your tour as a man is officially over. Note, this is the bare minimum to contributing to society. So don’t feel proud for accomplishing any of the below.



Age 0-18 - you are full of potential. Even if you are a complete loser in life at 18 (virgin, addict, broke, no car, etc) you still have time to turn it around.



Age 25 - no college degree (inb4 tradies triggered) or professional certifications/abilities. Basically if you have no professional outlook. If you haven’t hooked up with a chick by now you’ve missed your biggest window. If you don’t have a vehicle then you’re a certified bum



Age 30 - you still have a negative net worth. By now you should be able to pay off any student debt, no excuse to have 8 years and still be in the red. Means you either got a degree that doesn’t pay that well , you took our way too much loans, or both. If you’ve never had a serious relationship by this age you likely are a broken individual srs and too late to be fixed. If you still live with your parents then you are a complete failure to launch.



Age 35 - you have no 401k, IRA, after tax brokerage, or pension set up. Basically setting yourself up to live on canned cat food when you’re older. If you don’t have a career by now (high paid professions like truck driver counts) and are working a job like bartender, or retail, then you are probably screwed srs. If you’re still experimenting with hard drugs, or living a party lifestyle then you also likely have issues srs



40 - if you’re still a rentcel. Arguably this should be earlier but giving some grace. Also, if you’re still single (assuming you want a family). Any guy that hasn’t been married at 40 is either a leftover loser no one wants (95% of the population) or a stud bachelor (5% of the population). If you have to ask which one you are I got bad news boyo. In b4 marriage is a mistake sure but just saying reality, guys are this age who are perpetually single are typically losers.



Any age - you post on the misc.



Discuss
I'm 37, and still use hard drugs. My tour most definitely isn't even close to being over.
post 1664437433 07-15-2022, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Supaduck0
They don't pick "winners" unless you mean genetic lottery winners

I was a total burnout after school, got fired from jobs, no car, mediocre money, still had FWB scenarios because of looks/genes

You may as well just accept the blackpill if you're going down this train of thought, I never took a driving lesson in my life and you're sitting acting like I'm a loser even though it didn't matter sexually
And I bought my 1st house in my 20s. Stay at home wife. Lost her and my house.

Bought house in my 30s. Stay at home wife. Lost house when she split.

Bought house in my 40s. No wife. GF gets lippy she's out the door and replaced. Don't get married. I Lost half my chit 2x. Never again. I'd rather rent them. I'll die alone happy in my own home if I have to. I'll never financially support another woman.
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post 1664437463 07-15-2022, 09:01 AM
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If you still pay rent or have a mortgage you will never ever be able to retire and that’s a fact. Unless you got mid 7 figures in the bank and for some reason don’t want to own anything.
post 1664437613 07-15-2022, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972
And I bought my 1st house in my 20s. Stay at home wife. Lost her and my house.

Bought house in my 30s. Stay at home wife. Lost house when she split.

Bought house in my 40s. No wife. GF gets lippy she's out the door and replaced. Don't get married. I Lost half my chit 2x. Never again. I'd rather rent them. I'll die alone happy in my own home if I have to. I'll never financially support another woman.
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Just fooking LOL@ marriagecels

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post 1664437853 07-15-2022, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I'm going to be 34 and about 100k plus in student debt with an entry level job, no girlfriend or wife after I do an MBA from a target school.

Going to have a blast living it up in Barcelona or somewhere like that and going to school with a bunch of 26-28 year old's at 32 though.

Am I a loser?
Yes.
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Originally Posted By meanstringbean
Yes.
How?

What's the difference between going to grad school at 26 or 32. When you'll most likely be working until 65. The former is only 6 years ahead out of 30 + more years of work.
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It’s over when you post novels on the misc
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
I'm going to be 34 and about 100k plus in student debt with an entry level job, no girlfriend or wife after I do an MBA from a target school.

Going to have a blast living it up in Barcelona or somewhere like that and going to school with a bunch of 26-28 year old's at 32 though.

Am I a loser?
Do you hang out with 26-28 year olds now? You might find it awkward and hard to relate to people with less life experience. But then if you're still jonesing to live the university dorm lifestyle you'll probably enjoy it.
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts
Do you hang out with 26-28 year olds now? You might find it awkward and hard to relate to people with less life experience. But then if you're still jonesing to live the university dorm lifestyle you'll probably enjoy it.
Yeah most of the people I hangout with are mid 20s. I'm 31. I don't plan on settling down until 40ish.

I'm actually super excited to go back and live that college life srs.
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Age 30 describes me to a T. Make $42k, credit card debt from fixing car, measly 401k. No wife. No GF. LOL at trying to buy a house.
Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Yeah most of the people I hangout with are mid 20s. I'm 31. I don't plan on settling down until 40ish.

I'm actually super excited to go back and live that college life srs.
Funny you say this, I'm thinking about going back to university because no employer will hire me. Might say fuk it and get that college experience then try for pilot school afterwards. 31 but can pass for 25 even with bloat.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey
Age 30 describes me to a T. Make $42k, credit card debt from fixing car, measly 401k. No wife. No GF. LOL at trying to buy a house.



Funny you say this, I'm thinking about going back to university because no employer will hire me. Might say fuk it and get that college experience then try for pilot school afterwards. 31 but can pass for 25 even with bloat.
I was in a similar boat as you. I was doing clerical work for like $30k srs. Started taking accounting classes and getting straight As.

Never finished because a family member started a business and I joined up. Doubled my income.


Wish I actually finished though jsut to have that feather in my cap.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey
Age 30 describes me to a T. Make $42k, credit card debt from fixing car, measly 401k. No wife. No GF. LOL at trying to buy a house.



Funny you say this, I'm thinking about going back to university because no employer will hire me. Might say fuk it and get that college experience then try for pilot school afterwards. 31 but can pass for 25 even with bloat.
Honestly do it bro.

Disregard threads like this. Is he right? generally yeah he is for sure and I am probably a loser and that’s fine. But fuk it, you can’t change the fact you didn’t go to school.

Forward looking always. The alternative is you let your age inhibit you and you rot in a job you hate that doesn’t pay well.

Would you rather be 40 in a job you hate or 40 in a high paying job you like?

This is how I cope about my life and advanced age anyways , maybe I’m wrong.
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Man I'm on a path to end up like Gordon and it's depressing as f*ck.
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 1664439523 07-15-2022, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad
Honestly do it bro.

Disregard threads like this. Is he right? generally yeah he is for sure. But fuk it, you can’t change the fact you didn’t go to school.

Forward looking always. The alternative is you let your age inhibit you and you rot in a job you hate that doesn’t pay well.

Would you rather be 40 in a job you hate or 40 in a high paying job you like?

This is how I cope about my life and advanced age anyways , maybe I’m wrong.
I swear I've read you where a salesman making $200k salary. Maybe that's Mybaddbrah

I have some schooling. Would take me 2 years or so for Bachelors.
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[QUOTE=monster0ultra post_id=1664437053][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/07/Jeremy_Meeks_Mug_Shot.jpg[img][/QUOTE]In fairness, women turned Meeks into a winner. It was like a snowball effect. He got some attention which led to some more and before you knew it the guy had modeling offers, high net worth, and all the elements women want in a man (money, risky bad boy behavior, good looks).
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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