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- TheWorldIsUrs
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Ended 3 year dry spell. Kinda sucked😕😕
Ok imma try to keep this short since I hate telling stories.
Met chick on tinder.
Bio said DTF
added her snapchat
Didnt even get a good look at the picture cus I saw dtf so fast.
She adds me back the next day.
She asks if I wanna see more of her.
I say "sure"
Sends me 2 nude pics.
She asks to se my face.
Take selfie
She says "Fawk youre hot"
She asks for dink pic.
I send it
She goes crazy over the BBC.
Later today. Im bored and text her
She says to come over.
Its a 30 minute drive and its my chance to FINALLY end this crazy dry spell.
On the way there, I bump trap music to get my hype.
I show up to her dorm.
Soon as I walk in.....
Lets just say she was kinda fat in the pic but I was desperate so I went with it but... she seemed to have had a powerlifting competition cus she bulked AT LEAST 30 lbs.
I was already there so I said fk it.
First thing she says"Can I record it?"
I say "sure why not".
We make out and she throws me on the bottom of the bunkbed.
And ties my hands with this tiny ass belt.
She asked if it was tight I said yea (it wasnt at all I just wanted the ability to escape in case she tries some ghetto sht.)
She takes my pants and boxers off.
And gets on top and starts sucking my sht.
At first I was like "mmm this is nice".
Then she grabs it and starts to ride it. I had no condom on but im assuming she was on something to just ride me raw.
And the disappointing feeling I cant explain
Couldnt get fully hard to save my life
Hardest I was at was about 75%. And thats when she was riding me.
She sucks some more.
In my mind" damn this is boring."
I get on top.
Can stay hard enough to slide it in that sticky cave of hers.
So I eat her and fingerbang her deep af.
She moans like crazy and grabs my head.
I go deeper.
Find out I had FOUR FINGERS in her WITH EXTRA SPACE!
So im just finger banging her and sucking her bean.
Occasionally sucking a nip.
She squirts a lil.
I make her cum again.
She wants me to record her suckin me off now.
Kept gettin soft.
Had to jack off to bust.
I bust on her face and her mouth.
She swallows.
She gets on the floor and says "fk me".
Im kinda hard enough to do it.
Soon as I find the hole.
Goes soft.
She was late for work anyways.
She changes clothes and puts gum in her mouth.
I drive her to work.
Drop her off.
Drove home feeling kinda empty and good at the same time.
She wants to meet again.
Help!
Pics:https://docdro.id/Zt7jsjE
Met chick on tinder.
Bio said DTF
added her snapchat
Didnt even get a good look at the picture cus I saw dtf so fast.
She adds me back the next day.
She asks if I wanna see more of her.
I say "sure"
Sends me 2 nude pics.
She asks to se my face.
Take selfie
She says "Fawk youre hot"
She asks for dink pic.
I send it
She goes crazy over the BBC.
Later today. Im bored and text her
She says to come over.
Its a 30 minute drive and its my chance to FINALLY end this crazy dry spell.
On the way there, I bump trap music to get my hype.
I show up to her dorm.
Soon as I walk in.....
Lets just say she was kinda fat in the pic but I was desperate so I went with it but... she seemed to have had a powerlifting competition cus she bulked AT LEAST 30 lbs.
I was already there so I said fk it.
First thing she says"Can I record it?"
I say "sure why not".
We make out and she throws me on the bottom of the bunkbed.
And ties my hands with this tiny ass belt.
She asked if it was tight I said yea (it wasnt at all I just wanted the ability to escape in case she tries some ghetto sht.)
She takes my pants and boxers off.
And gets on top and starts sucking my sht.
At first I was like "mmm this is nice".
Then she grabs it and starts to ride it. I had no condom on but im assuming she was on something to just ride me raw.
And the disappointing feeling I cant explain
Couldnt get fully hard to save my life
Hardest I was at was about 75%. And thats when she was riding me.
She sucks some more.
In my mind" damn this is boring."
I get on top.
Can stay hard enough to slide it in that sticky cave of hers.
So I eat her and fingerbang her deep af.
She moans like crazy and grabs my head.
I go deeper.
Find out I had FOUR FINGERS in her WITH EXTRA SPACE!
So im just finger banging her and sucking her bean.
Occasionally sucking a nip.
She squirts a lil.
I make her cum again.
She wants me to record her suckin me off now.
Kept gettin soft.
Had to jack off to bust.
I bust on her face and her mouth.
She swallows.
She gets on the floor and says "fk me".
Im kinda hard enough to do it.
Soon as I find the hole.
Goes soft.
She was late for work anyways.
She changes clothes and puts gum in her mouth.
I drive her to work.
Drop her off.
Drove home feeling kinda empty and good at the same time.
She wants to meet again.
Help!
Pics:https://docdro.id/Zt7jsjE
07-16-2022, 07:09 AM
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Congratulations you just fukked every guy that lives within a hundred mile radius of this sloot and that was just last month.
In all honesty I’m on so much vitamin T I’d fuk a Gatorade bottle but that’s safer.
I’d call the doctor on Monday to start treatments for full blown aids.
In all honesty I’m on so much vitamin T I’d fuk a Gatorade bottle but that’s safer.
I’d call the doctor on Monday to start treatments for full blown aids.
07-16-2022, 07:09 AM
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Damn. Always wondered what kinda dudes nut in those min wage ham planets.
Hoping roll bread for your sake.
Riveting tale chap. Not.
I am disgust.
Hoping roll bread for your sake.
Riveting tale chap. Not.
I am disgust.
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One Meal a day crew
07-16-2022, 07:14 AM
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crazy ass eyes, clearly mentally unstable
see sig
see sig
07-16-2022, 07:16 AM
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Wow shes hideous lmao
07-16-2022, 07:37 AM
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Fukking hilarious thread srs
Lol at 'am I good enough' caption on pic as well
Op you fukked up srs
Lol at 'am I good enough' caption on pic as well
Op you fukked up srs
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07-16-2022, 07:39 AM
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“Imma try to keep this short”
07-16-2022, 07:47 AM
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You're obviously frauding your profile pic, or you're mentally retarded if that's all you can get in 3 years.
07-16-2022, 07:47 AM
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She had 30lbs on top of the 50 she had to lose in those pics? Either way wtf brah
Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
It’s all about the face and not being autisticI hope you are making that up. There are so many issues in that story...
07-16-2022, 07:52 AM
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Would have rather kept the dry spell going tbh
★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2013 Thread Crew ★★★
★★★ I was part of the Ultra 2014 Thread Crew★★★
┏(-_-)┛I was part of the Ultra 2015 Thread Crew┗(-_- )┓
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪ I was part of the 2016 Ultra Thread Crew ♪ (‿ˠ‿)
Listen. Feel. Enjoy
07-16-2022, 08:20 AM
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I swear that pic looks familiar
I'm back, bitches!
07-16-2022, 08:35 AM
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So you rawdogged a chick who works at the Dollar Store?
07-16-2022, 08:38 AM
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Try men
07-16-2022, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I was thinking that too. I think we’re being trolled hereI swear that pic looks familiar
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
Vybz Kartel crew
07-16-2022, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
did u scroll down to pic two?Thats the most attractive dollar tree cashier I've seen yet.
I can smell it from here
07-16-2022, 08:53 AM
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Who cares, the streak has been broken and that was the goal, it doesn't matter what his name or girth was.
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