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post 1664547163 07-17-2022, 02:07 PM
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You wake up at your ONS home and she wants to kiss u

U wake up after smashing a ONS from the club, u look around and she is all cuddled up to you. You notice she may be heavier than 170, make up all fuked up, turns out she isnt a nice 8 but a 5.5/10 over 32.

She says morning and kisses u, u notice her putrid morning breath saying chit u dont want to hear and how she thinks u may have chemistry and should consider a long term rel

Your next move?
post 1664547213 07-17-2022, 02:08 PM
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Next move would be to ask misc about it
post 1664547883 07-17-2022, 02:23 PM
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Question how much I had to drink last night.
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post 1664548093 07-17-2022, 02:25 PM
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lmfao OP

that is such a revolting thought to consider
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We're all gonna make it

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post 1664549583 07-17-2022, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By MiamiLife305⏩
lmfao OP

that is such a revolting thought to consider
I'm sure it has happened to MiamiLife
post 1664549833 07-17-2022, 02:54 PM
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i would put her hand on my johnson and let her rub one out for me. i made one mistake already, not gonna waste morning wood an def not gonna smash again
post 1664550373 07-17-2022, 03:07 PM
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Sounds like practice for marriage
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post 1664550473 07-17-2022, 03:09 PM
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If she's willing to suck my d in that situation, I'd be in. Would probably lead to smashing again.
post 1664550483 07-17-2022, 03:09 PM
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You poor bastard

I can’t drink enough alcohol and stay conscious long enough to end up at home with someone pushing 170

Can’t relate to your story. Good luck though
post 1664550973 07-17-2022, 03:21 PM
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fuk off jonnydeep
post 1664551073 07-17-2022, 03:23 PM
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Do a 360 and walk away
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post 1664551293 07-17-2022, 03:27 PM
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Fuk her again.

Jakes on her my morning breath is worse.


Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
fuk off jonnydeep
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post 1664551413 07-17-2022, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
You poor bastard

I can’t drink enough alcohol and stay conscious long enough to end up at home with someone pushing 170

Can’t relate to your story. Good luck though
what if she's 5'10-6'. those are potentially hnnnnngggg proportions
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