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post 1664808083 07-22-2022, 02:35 PM
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Can anyone actually suck their own dink?

I have done research and tried many recommended positions and don't even come close. My dink is average size. I have seen self suck videos and some dudes do it with ease. If anyone has any workout routines to increase flexibility for self sucking, please share.
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U srs? This is prime misc question. Been asked before.


I mean, misc is dead but this ain't the type of thread to signal that. The lack of responses is.
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post 1664808303 07-22-2022, 02:39 PM
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lol never tried and don't want to. Just seems like too much work. Fapping has worked the last 10,000 times.
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I probably couldn’t do it anymore but years ago when younger I managed it couple times, doesn’t feel like you think it will really, not all it’s cracked up to be so I didn’t stick with it
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
I have done research and tried many recommended positions and don't even come close. My dink is average size. I have seen self suck videos and some dudes do it with ease. If anyone has any workout routines to increase flexibility for self sucking, please share.
Do yoga/stretching. You'll get there, depending on size.
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post 1664808533 07-22-2022, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I probably couldn’t do it anymore but years ago when younger I managed it couple times, doesn’t feel like you think it will really, not all it’s cracked up to be so I didn’t stick with it
I feel like even if I managed to gain flexibility and succeed, it will only be the tip. And I won't be able to enjoy it as much due to being in distress from stretching.

Mirin guys who can deepthroat with ease.
post 1664808583 07-22-2022, 02:43 PM
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seems way easier just to suck off someone else
post 1664808603 07-22-2022, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I probably couldn’t do it anymore but years ago when younger I managed it couple times, doesn’t feel like you think it will really, not all it’s cracked up to be so I didn’t stick with it
100% this. I can suck own dick and I discovered I could when I was about 13. I've tried it maybe 2 or 3x ever since then and quit almost immediately each time. It's REALLY not enjoyable when it's yourself for some reason. It's like kissing your own hand & pretending it's a girl.
post 1664808653 07-22-2022, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Strawng⏩
100% this. I can sucky own dick and I discovered I could when I was about 13. I've tried it maybe 2 or 3x ever since then and given up immediately. It's REALLY not enjoyable when it's yourself for some reason.
So the idea of havinganydick in your mouth wasn't enough to stop you? lol
post 1664808803 07-22-2022, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
I probably couldn’t do it anymore but years ago when younger I managed it couple times, doesn’t feel like you think it will really, not all it’s cracked up to be so I didn’t stick with it
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Originally Posted By Strawng⏩
100% this. I can suck own dick and I discovered I could when I was about 13. I've tried it maybe 2 or 3x ever since then and quit almost immediately each time. It's REALLY not enjoyable when it's yourself for some reason. It's like kissing your own hand & pretending it's a girl.
It didn't pleasure your dink at all? Are you circumcised?
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Originally Posted By NYPat⏩
So the idea of havinganydick in your mouth wasn't enough to stop you? lol
Nope. Know DAMN WELL that if you could, you'd try it. That's like saying you wouldn't wanna jack off cuz you don't like having a dick in your hand. It could be part of the reason I didn't enjoy it at all. I also sure as Hell wouldn't cum in my own mouth. Also, as an aside, I'm really not a big fan of jacking off unless I absolutely have to. It's not about having a dick in my hand, but rather a man's hand on my dick. My cawk doesn't like rough, strong man hands.
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
It didn't pleasure your dink at all? Are you circumcised?
A bit but very little - circumcised
post 1664809073 07-22-2022, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Strawng⏩
circumcised
I'm lucky, my experience should be different
post 1664809243 07-22-2022, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
I'm lucky, my experience should be different
Yea, I actually wish I was uncircumcised. Apparently sex feels better that way. Plus, my doctor didn't realize how big my dick was gonna be, so he poorly estimated my circumcision. As a result, I have pubic hair literally halfway up my shaft, and my balls go at least 3 inches up with a giant "turkey neck" connecting my balls to my cawk. I've heard worse horror stories from circumcisions gone wrong tho.
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky⏩
back when i was skinnier, i attempted to suck my own cawk and i was able to lick my dickhead.

it's probably not as good as you think. the discomfort of being in that position makes it not worth it.
key is to be able to deepthroat with ease. I see dudes who do it with no effort. mirin hard srs
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i can lick the tip
post 1664809713 07-22-2022, 03:05 PM
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Not yet but I'm working my way up to it by sucking other people's dinks no homo
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There's a OG miscer who could actually do it, srs. Diesel Weasel. The guy used to post videos of him lifting very heavy weights (for his size) with the most terrible form you can imagine. Once, he filmed himself sucking his own cawk and posted the video (not on Youtube obviously). He was kinda bragging about it until people made him realize that it was quite ghey.



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Could get the head in when I was younger and first fapping but it wasn't worth it. Couldn't actually apply any motion to make it feel good, just some tongue. Was really uncomfortable bending forward that hard and also had to deal with the taste of dink in my mouth.

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Lanny Poffo aka “The Genius” aka “Macho Man” Randy Savages brother irl was a real life contortionist who was able to suck his own dick.

I watched him and Mr. Perfect wrestle Hulk Hogan and Big Bossman at my first wrestling show.
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Ron Jeremy also could in his prime
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
I feel like even if I managed to gain flexibility and succeed, it will only be the tip.And I won't be able to enjoy it as much due to being in distress from stretching.

Mirin guys who can deepthroat with ease.
yeah bolded is one of the main reasons I didn’t enjoy it, felt too uncomfortable in that position to feel good, also the fact your mouth is upside down vs how a girl’s would be on it with her tongue under your head plus it felt more like you are sucking one than getting yours sucked nomsayin, etc
Originally Posted By Strawng⏩
Plus, my doctor didn't realize how big my dick was gonna be, so he poorly estimated my circumcision. As a result, I have pubic hair literally halfway up my shaft, and my balls go at least 3 inches up with a giant "turkey neck" connecting my balls to my cawk.


never realized that’s what caused that, I have basically the same thing, my shaft has some hair all the way up and fairly thick the first few inches and also have the ball turkey neck thing lol
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There's a late 70s early 80s porno with Ron jeremy doing it. Only time I've ever seen or even heard of anyone trying it.
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